Dude, build some half doors or make some tube doors as Aaron mentioned the Yota guys do.
Oh and after seeing those pictures I no longer doubt that the locals hate you :lol:
As for the jerk who calls the police on you... stay up all night, and if you hair has any length to it wet it, mess it all up then let it air dry (result is a F'ed up do that looks like you just woke) then go out ever 15min starting at 5am and start the truck, rev it a couple time then shut it down and go back in... Repeat.
When the police show up, take a few to get to the door act like you just woke (the hair helps here) and claim you do not know what he is talking about, but express how tired of his harassment you are!