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Hey, I'm not a lumberjack, or a fur trader....

I don't live in an igloo or eat blubber, or own a dogsled....

and I don't know Jimmy, Sally or Suzy from Canada,

although I'm certain they're really really nice.

 

I have a Prime Minister, not a president.

I speak English and French, not American.

And I pronounce it 'about', not 'a boot'.

 

I can proudly sew my country's flag on my backpack.

I believe in peace keeping, not policing,

diversity, not assimilation,

and that the beaver is a truly proud and noble animal.

A toque is a hat, a chesterfield is a couch,

and it is pronounced 'zed' not 'zee', 'zed' !!!!

 

Canada is the second largest landmass!

The first nation of hockey!

and the best part of North America

 

My name is Denis!!

And I am Canadian!!!

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Go Canada!

The home of Adam Zed.

Where lame guys unite!

And fall in love with Pez!

LOL

Canada rawks....but everything is so damn expensive there....

 

 

I ain't in love with pezzy, Simon must be the lame guy :P I'm not even in any love

 

And yeah that is the absolute worst poem ever, I could write better, but they aren't for here

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I ain't in love with pezzy, Simon must be the lame guy :P I'm not even in any love

 

And yeah that is the absolute worst poem ever, I could write better, but they aren't for here

 

 

i see so, you guys are "happy" too, eh? ;):D

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Don't wanna be a Canadian Idiot!

Don't wanna be a beer swilling hockey nut!

And do I look like some frostbitten hosehead?

I never learned my alphabet from A to Zed

 

;)

 

Happy Canada Day to our silly northern neighbors!

:beer:

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Damn...Y'know.....it was bad enough when we had Chretien as our PM, and had to show people that! :lol:

 

Just think, it could have been this guy (who happens to be our MP :blush02: )

 

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:friday: Happy Dominion Day to all my fellow country men/women (Just a day early I noticed but will all be way to smashed to type tommorrow or about 1hr from now). I support it as Dominion Day and not Canada Day but hey it is all the same at the end of the day :beer::fireworx:

 

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I replaced the flag on my antenna today, so tomorrow (well, today, as it's after midnight) I'll be sporting a clean maple leaf, as I celebrate while flexing the truck on some Canadian Shield. Happy Birthday Canada!!

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Happy belated Canada Day to fellow Canadians on the board :D

I went to watch the fireworks lastnight with my girlfriend.

Drive an hour in my moms Outback, pick up my girlfriend and RIGHT AWAY get a flat tire, not even out of her driveway.

Had to change the tire and missed the display. Well, we saw them from about 2km away... (about 1.25 MILES :P )

Wouldn't have gotten a flat with the Pathy... Okay well maybe.. but I woulda plugged it in under 2 minutes and been on the road again with my onboard air!

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