Trainman Posted September 10, 2008 Share Posted September 10, 2008 (edited) An actual ad from Britain. Link Glad I live in one of the colonies if this is what the Queens Own English is coming to. ***STUNNIN CORSA MODIFID 2 THE BEST BARGIN*** (1994) MY CAR ORND A REELY LONG TIME WILL CRY WEN IT GOES :-( RITE EAR GOES IF U WAANT 2 STAND ART IN A CRUWD LUK NO FURTHER THEN HERE-THIS IS THE BEST CAR U EVA C 17TEEN INCH RIM WITH GUD TIRES IT GOT A FULL SPECK TACALAR BODIE KIT AND EVEN MORE ITS ALL SMOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOTHERED IN LIKE A BABIES BOT BOT IT HAS THE BEST ED LITE CONVERTION EVA COS ITS GOT FRUNT SAXO ED LEETS NOT THAT SAXO LITES R NIECE BUT THE LUK AMAZIN ON MY CAR THIS TUK ALOT OF HARD WORK 2 GET RITE AS U CAN C ALSO IT AS CLIO BAK LITES AGEN ALOT OF ARD ERNED WORK GON INTO THEM AN NAR IF YA LUK AT BONIT ITS BIN BAD BOYD AN NOT ONLIE THAT ITS GOT VENT IN IT 2 EXLENT 2 COIL ENGIN DOWN IT GOT DIF MIRERS ON IT BUT 4GOT NAME A THEM BUT LUK GUD IT GOT GSI SPOILA WI SAXO SPOILA MOLDDED ON IT LUKS VERY VERY GUD AND NOW FOR THE BEST BIT WAT ALL BOI RASERS LIKE IS THAT IT GOT ****8 EGG SORSTS***REELY REELY REELY LOUD AND SOUND VERY NIECE ALSO IT GOT SUM MORE EXTRA LIKE DECALS DOWN SIDE N TINT ON BAK WINDA AIREEL N BLAK INDICORTORS N SUM VAUXHALL STIKURS N BUKET SEATS N DVD TV CD PLAYER PROBLIE MIST LOT OF THINS OFF BUT U CAN C FROM PIKTORS WOT IT LIKE LET ME NO IF U R INTARESTED THANK Q 4 LUKIN 4 GOT 2 SAY HAM STIL USIN CAR SO MYLAGE MITE BE DIFFRENT BUT NOT MUSCH *******84got to menton that it ad a nu engin in it owt of a 2000 1.6 corsa with about 56000 on mylage so engin is sound n that it is stil down as a 1.2 ls haha so cheap insurance for u wink wink or if u want to change it and tell the nastie tax man than that wud be up 2 u ******** but it ad lot of muni put in2 it so remeber that wink wink it got 9 munth mot n 7 munth tax so no need 2 pay for them until that time but it wil fly thru agen no problam eny qwestons then feal 3 2 email me at enytime on raymaylovespayday@hotmail.co.uk n i wil du my best 2 andser eny qwestons ok rite i ham opan 2 offas on this car so go a ed and make me sum ????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????? thank q ray Edited September 10, 2008 by Trainman Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FUELER Posted September 10, 2008 Share Posted September 10, 2008 good day mate! lets poot anather shrimp on tha barbie!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Trainman Posted September 10, 2008 Author Share Posted September 10, 2008 good day mate! lets poot anather shrimp on tha barbie!! Canada eh! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TerranoNZ Posted September 10, 2008 Share Posted September 10, 2008 Canada eh! Funny I thought he was talking about Aussie's DAMN Trainman, I couldn't read all of that because my brain was HURTING That guy needs a Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pezzy Posted September 10, 2008 Share Posted September 10, 2008 uh, what? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LandShark Posted September 10, 2008 Share Posted September 10, 2008 Funny I thought he was talking about Aussie's DAMN Trainman, I couldn't read all of that because my brain was HURTING That guy needs a Agreed. Couldn't finish it. Some peoples kids. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Precise1 Posted September 10, 2008 Share Posted September 10, 2008 I skimmed 1/2 of it and then went and stuck ice cubes up my nose to try to reduce the brain swelling... B Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pezzy Posted September 10, 2008 Share Posted September 10, 2008 I skimmed 1/2 of it and then went and stuck ice cubes up my nose to try to reduce the brain swelling... B I used to snort coke, but the ice cubes kept getting stuck in my nose. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FUELER Posted September 10, 2008 Share Posted September 10, 2008 do u guys remember in famil guy, when that bar was changed into a british bar "oh no!!!!....... its a GAY bar!!!!" would you like a warm beer? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mws Posted September 10, 2008 Share Posted September 10, 2008 (edited) Wow, an ad and a PSA all in one! "I'M A DAFT ILLITERATE RETARD! AND YES, MY CAR IS AS F'D UP AS MY LANGUAGE SKILLS!" Yeah, I'll not be thinking 'bout buying that one.... Edited September 10, 2008 by mws Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pezzy Posted September 10, 2008 Share Posted September 10, 2008 HE WAS SELLING A CAR? Shizam... I had no idea wtf that was about! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
daftpup Posted September 10, 2008 Share Posted September 10, 2008 Meh....looks just like that text mesg crap the kids are doing. PFFFT....nobody whaking communicates properly anymore. Damn kids Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Slick Posted September 11, 2008 Share Posted September 11, 2008 < is british AND very speechless. can we say 100% illiterate? holy mother of god Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nunya Posted September 11, 2008 Share Posted September 11, 2008 That actually gave me a headache trying to make it out Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GrimGreg Posted September 11, 2008 Share Posted September 11, 2008 Obviously they don't have hooked on phonics in the Isles. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
5523Pathfinder Posted September 11, 2008 Share Posted September 11, 2008 (edited) Just read this, and I figure that his 3rd grade education is coming in really handy when talking to the masses. He sold me on the car.........................................NAAAAT!!! Edited September 11, 2008 by 5523Pathfinder Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
doughboy Posted September 14, 2008 Share Posted September 14, 2008 wooo... that literally made me dizzy.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Oliver Posted September 15, 2008 Share Posted September 15, 2008 < is british AND very speechless. can we say 100% illiterate? blink.gif holy mother of god X2 on that one. I have a hard enough time understanding my cousins' English but they're damn near Royalty by comparison. now where's that whiskey... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vengeful Posted September 16, 2008 Share Posted September 16, 2008 Bloody cockney wankah. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BowTied Posted September 16, 2008 Share Posted September 16, 2008 I used to snort coke, but the ice cubes kept getting stuck in my nose. Did you hear about the blonde that snorted NutraSweet? .......... ...She thought it was diet coke. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Harvey Posted September 16, 2008 Share Posted September 16, 2008 That's a CHAV's car... so don't expect intelligence from that lot. I can promise you all Brits with half an ounce of intellect [not half an ounce of something illegal] will be shocked and embarassed by that! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
crazyhayseed Posted September 17, 2008 Share Posted September 17, 2008 I though maybe he was Scotch. The translation in my head sounded like hooligan speak. The fact that he has clones that can vouch for that POS in the same tounge is remarkable. As is the fact that it sold. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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