Simon Posted December 1, 2006 Share Posted December 1, 2006 Happy Birthday to the grumpiest mod on the board!! Have a good one, old man. Try not to break a hip in a drunken stupor! -alcohol- :oops: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
94extreme Posted December 1, 2006 Share Posted December 1, 2006 or your nose. Happy Birthday bud Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
88pathoffroad Posted December 1, 2006 Share Posted December 1, 2006 Happy birthday, B! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
k9sar Posted December 1, 2006 Share Posted December 1, 2006 Happy B-day B! Hope it sucks, you miserable excuse for a moderator Just kidding... May you get all that you deserve on your Birthday. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jdpathy Posted December 1, 2006 Share Posted December 1, 2006 Happy B-day Precise-1 Here are some funny things I got in a email one time. You know your getting old when your birthday cake collapses from the weight of the candles. You Know You're Getting Old When ... * A fortune teller offers to read your face. * All your favorite music groups now only have "The Best Of ..." compilation CD's at the stores. * The little old gray-headed lady you help across the street is your wife. * You have too much room in the house and not enough in the medicine cabinet. * Your children begin to look middle aged. * Your little address book contains only names ending in M. D. * You sink your teeth into a steak and they stay there. * You sit in a rocking chair and can't get it going. * You turn off the lights for economic rather than romantic reasons. * You've already gone to two Woodstock festivals in your lifetime. This really really old guy is walking on the beach one day.He hears a little teenie tiny voice calling out "Hey Mister ... pssst ... come here." He looks around and sees a little tiny frog under a palm tree. He picks it up and it says "Hey Mister ... if you kiss me, I'll turn into a beautiful young woman and your wishes will be my commands forever." He takes the frog, puts it in his pocket, and starts to walk back toward home. The frog says "Hey, what are ya doing? Don't ya want to kiss me?" The old man says, "No ... to tell you the truth, at my age, a talking frog worths whole lot more to me." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Harbinger Posted December 1, 2006 Share Posted December 1, 2006 Happy B-day B! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bear claw Posted December 1, 2006 Share Posted December 1, 2006 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Slick Posted December 1, 2006 Share Posted December 1, 2006 -bounce- happy b-day B!!!!!!!!! have a great day and have much alcohol -alcohol- -alcohol- Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Casey.T Posted December 1, 2006 Share Posted December 1, 2006 Happy B-Day B I will have a beverage or 3 just in your honor Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Precise1 Posted December 1, 2006 Share Posted December 1, 2006 Piss Off !! Um, I mean Thanks !!!! Just a normal day at work, but I'll probably persue a hangover once I get home... C-H-RIST !! I'm not that old !!! May you get all that you deserve on your Birthday So why did you say the same thing twice k9sar ?? B Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DJ Dank Posted December 1, 2006 Share Posted December 1, 2006 Lordy lordy, look who's almost forty! Happy Birthday B!!!~~~ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Casey.T Posted December 1, 2006 Share Posted December 1, 2006 *Smacks DJ up side the head.... he's "ONLY" 37.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SC88Pathy Posted December 1, 2006 Share Posted December 1, 2006 Happy birthday B! So where's the party? -alcohol- Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RedPath88 Posted December 1, 2006 Share Posted December 1, 2006 Happy B-day B Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
94extreme Posted December 1, 2006 Share Posted December 1, 2006 Blasting Sabbath "War Pigs" at work while I read this... How poetic !! B as long as you're not singing "Deutschland über alles" we're good. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dowser Posted December 1, 2006 Share Posted December 1, 2006 C-H-RIST !! I'm not that old !!! B...... Or should I say.... Jesus. Hate to break it to you bud, but according to religious belief your getting up in the years man. Happy Birthday man. Have a few sips from the holy grail for me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Precise1 Posted December 1, 2006 Share Posted December 1, 2006 as long as you're not singing "Deutschland über alles" we're good That'll be in a few hours after a few Dopple Bocks out of my stein... Thanks Dowser, I will. (see above) B Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pezzy Posted December 1, 2006 Share Posted December 1, 2006 Happy B-day B... Happy Bernard day Birthday? huh?? Hope you have a good one! xo Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jj big shoe Posted December 2, 2006 Share Posted December 2, 2006 Happy birf day, B! Eat cake, drink beer, tip stripper. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Precise1 Posted December 2, 2006 Share Posted December 2, 2006 Hmm... Who filled my head with sand when I was sleeping ? Perhaps this beer will wash it away... Thanks for all the cheer and... suggestions. B Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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