hahaha!
I'll tell ya my story, Parky. Don't know if it will help ya out though, as my situation was a bit different than yours...
'95 SE, NO DRL module.
When I got my rig from original owner, driver's side low beam never came on. Replaced the bulb, cleaned the switch with no effect.
Bad ground I thought, so I cut the (if memory serves me right here...) the black wire from driver's headlight pigtail and ran that to a new ground.
Headlights worked normally EXCEPT that if the e-brake was on, the driver's side low beam wouldn't come on until I released the ebrake. Once the ebrake was released, all worked normally.
I thought that was weird.
Then I got tired of having crappy, yellow lights at night. I relayed them and the silly little ebrake problem went away. Now I have nice bright powerful lights.
I suggest to you that you A) look for a newly installed ground from driver's pigtail and relay those lights.
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