Diary of a yuppie deer hunter.
Nov.7
6:05 am
Well its finally hear,my first deer season,I'm currently in my $400 dollar Real Tree ladder stand with the twin cup holders and the safty rope that attachs to my neck...Its really beutful out,A slight chill in the air but not thats to bad.
6:15am...well the weatherman said to exspect high 50s today and I dont know who he thinks he's kidding...But my termostate on my rifle stock is reading 61...*note,take rifle to berepaired for giving wrong temp*
6:30...I cant feel my ass,my feet hurt and theres nothng out hear but squirrles and chipmonks...wtf,I thought I was deer hunting,but I have yet to see a fignal one...more later.
7:10,Been a while since I recorded any thing...so far nothing,I'm begining to think this whole deer hunting thing is BS,I mean come on...I'm out hear for like a hour and yet I havent seen any thing...more later.
7:45 well I got a deer,Its a mega buck,the rack is huge and its a manly looking deer...I am prepairing to gut it.I think after its cleaned it while go 250 easy.Well I'm now prepair...wish me luck.
9:30ish,Well I'm finished have pulled my truck up next to it,I'm trying to load it up,he is a big fella...
1:27pm
So I get my buck to the weigh station and I see all the others guys deer which are puny compaired to mine.I pull up and drop my tail gate and the owner walks over and says he cant weigh it,...I'm like wtf this is my buck and I want it weighed why wont you weigh my buck.The guy say,'well show me a buck and I'll gladly weigh it,but that aint no buck'
wtf you mean its not a buck,it has horns on it dont it?'Well, first of all,it does have horns,but its a cow,didnt the collar and bell give a you hint that it wasnt a deer?'
Nov 18.
Just got my be...venasin back from being processed...I must say its has a almost beef like taste...cant wait to go hunting next year...