StatutoryApe Posted October 9, 2008 Share Posted October 9, 2008 Or, "fskc You, Pay Me!" what movie is that from? i've been trying to figure that out for a while. Is it just me or do the lowest forms of human excrement shop at Wal*Mart? Oh yeah, and me, the cheapskate, unemployed college student. well, an assload of ppl do shop there, so your chances of seeing/coming in contact with those kinda ppl goes up. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MY1PATH Posted October 9, 2008 Share Posted October 9, 2008 If we are so High and mighty "the worlds greateste AIR FORCE" How come we cannot even track the parts we need to fix our $#!t especailly when it just broke in the same #u@k!ng place 3 #u@k!ng times! and why can't anyone let us try to figure out why it keeps breaking!?!?!?! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
crazyhayseed Posted October 9, 2008 Share Posted October 9, 2008 what movie is that from? i've been trying to figure that out for a while. GoodFellas... "Business bad? fskc you, pay me. Oh, you had a fire? fskc you, pay me. Place got hit by lightning? fskc you, pay me." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Simon Posted October 9, 2008 Share Posted October 9, 2008 This is a cool thread, though, I can't really participate, as I have no inner monologue. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pezzy Posted October 9, 2008 Share Posted October 9, 2008 How do I tell then that because of the un-freezing process I have no inner-monologue. I...hope I didn't say that out loud just now. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BrSurfer Posted October 9, 2008 Share Posted October 9, 2008 I KILL YOU! YOU RACIST BASTARD! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
5523Pathfinder Posted October 9, 2008 Share Posted October 9, 2008 I figured out this morning, that all the problems we are having are caused by the Toyota Prius... "Hey dumbsh*it, just because you bought a Prius, does not mean you own the road. Doing 80mph is not saving the gas or the environment. Oh, and if you decide that you want in my lane, with yours ending, dont get mad when I dont let you in, stupid. You could of gotten in line like everyone else. Oh, and put the cell phone down. Everyone else seems to follow the retarted state law, so should you. YOU ARE NOT BETTER THAN EVERYONE ELSE!!" The Prius was introduced to the world, then Global Warming became a issue, then gas prices went higher, them economic meltdown. I think I made my point.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
k9sar Posted October 9, 2008 Share Posted October 9, 2008 ok... this one is from today.. Several of our more ethnic cleaning staff were huddled together with their lips flapping and incoherent ebonics coming from their mouthes. As I walked by and heard the utter destruction of the language, I wanted to turn and say "Was THAT f'ing English? No wonder you're all dressed alike sporting rolling trash cans and brooms" but I didn't *sigh* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mws Posted October 9, 2008 Author Share Posted October 9, 2008 Today's: "Young lady, those are some of the most SPECTACULAR breasts I've ever seen, and I thank you for revealing as much as you are. You made an old letcher very happy..." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
k9sar Posted October 9, 2008 Share Posted October 9, 2008 Today's: "Young lady, those are some of the most SPECTACULAR breasts I've ever seen, and I thank you for revealing as much as you are. You made an old letcher very happy..." heheh.. we have a woman here who just got a boob-job and loves her new look. She's flaunting them a tad (ok... more than a tad) I've seen less breastskin on the beach. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
daftpup Posted October 9, 2008 Share Posted October 9, 2008 The sign says 12 items or less, not 23. Here's an abacus, go play in traffic. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pezzy Posted October 9, 2008 Share Posted October 9, 2008 The sign says 12 items or less, not 23. Here's an abacus, go play in traffic. OMFG!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GrimGreg Posted October 9, 2008 Share Posted October 9, 2008 I figured out this morning, that all the problems we are having are caused by the Toyota Prius... "Hey dumbsh*it, just because you bought a Prius, does not mean you own the road. Doing 80mph is not saving the gas or the environment. Oh, and if you decide that you want in my lane, with yours ending, dont get mad when I dont let you in, stupid. You could of gotten in line like everyone else. Oh, and put the cell phone down. Everyone else seems to follow the retarted state law, so should you. YOU ARE NOT BETTER THAN EVERYONE ELSE!!" The Prius was introduced to the world, then Global Warming became a issue, then gas prices went higher, them economic meltdown. I think I made my point.... Musta been going down hill. Never seen one of those go over 50. Idiots around here think they can take them on the interstate . I agree though, they are the root of the downfall of modern society, along with the I-crap. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
daftpup Posted October 10, 2008 Share Posted October 10, 2008 Musta been going down hill. Never seen one of those go over 50. Idiots around here think they can take them on the interstate . Which reminds me.... The sign says "Slower Traffic Keep Right" so get the whak over cuz you beein slow on the foot and in the head homeslice! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Precise1 Posted October 11, 2008 Share Posted October 11, 2008 *racist card* If you can't drive the speed limit in an unregistered 92 Civic, should I call the INS?? *unracist card* To woman in the store: "If I had a dog that acted like your kids, I'd shoot it!" B Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
doughboy Posted October 12, 2008 Share Posted October 12, 2008 To the driver of the mini cooper parked next to me at wal mart... its a facking mini cooper.... you don't NEED to park 1ft from my facking door Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GrimGreg Posted October 12, 2008 Share Posted October 12, 2008 At my nephew's football game last night, to a kid walking by with a little fuzzy ....dog???? "DUDE, that kid put a leash on a rat!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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