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When I first met you, didnt realize... I cant forget you, or your suprise. You introduced me to my mind, and left me wanting you and your kind.

 

 

 

 

...the world wouldnt be the same without some sweet leaf.

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TIM: Well, that's no ordinary rabbit. That's the most foul, cruel,

and bad-tempered rodent you ever set eyes on.

ROBIN: You tit! I soiled my armor I was so scared!

TIM: Look, that rabbit's got a vicious streak a mile wide, it's a

killer!

KNIGHT: Get stuffed!

TIM: It'll do you a trick, mate!

KNIGHT: Oh, yeah?

ROBIN: You mangy Scot git!

TIM: I'm warning you!

ROBIN: What's he do, nibble your bum?

TIM: He's got huge, sharp-- he can leap about-- look at the bones!

ARTHUR: Go on, Boris. Chop his head off!

BORIS: Right! Silly little bleeder. One rabbit stew comin' right up!

TIM: Look!

[squeak]

BORIS: Aaaugh!

[chord]

ARTHUR: Jesus Christ!

TIM: I warned you!

ROBIN: I peed again!

TIM: I warned you! But did you listen to me? Oh, no, you knew it all,

didn't you? Oh, it's just a harmless little bunny, isn't it? Well,

it's always the same, I always--

ARTHUR: Oh, shut up!

TIM: --But do they listen to me?--

ARTHUR: Right!

TIM: -Oh, no--

KNIGHTS: Charge!

[squeak squeak]

KNIGHTS: Aaaaugh! Aaaugh! etc.

KNIGHTS: Run away! Run away!

TIM: Haw haw haw. Haw haw haw. Haw haw.

ARTHUR: Right. How many did we lose?

KNIGHT: Gawain.

KNIGHT: Hector.

ARTHUR: And Boris. That's five.

GALAHAD: Three, sir.

ARTHUR: Three. Three. And we'd better not risk another frontal

assault, that rabbit's dynamite.

ROBIN: Would it help to confuse it if we run away more?

ARTHUR: Oh, shut up and go and change your armor.

GALAHAD: Let us taunt it! It may become so cross that it will make

a mistake.

ARTHUR: Like what?

GALAHAD: Well,....

ARTHUR: Have we got bows?

KNIGHT: No.

LAUNCELOT: We have the Holy Hand Grenade.

 

:lol::lol::lol:

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