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Five surgeons are discussing who makes the best patients to operate on. The first surgeon says, "I like to see accountants on my operating table, because when you open them up, everything inside is numbered." The second responds, "Yeah, but you should try electricians! Everything inside them is color coded." The third surgeon says, "No, I really think librarians are the best; everything inside them is in alphabetical order." The fourth surgeon chimes in: "You know, I like construction workers...those guys always understand when you have a few parts left over at the end, and when the job takes longer than you said it would." But the fifth surgeon shut them all up when he observed: "You're all wrong.....The French are the easiest to operate on. There's no guts, no heart, no balls, no brains and no spine, and the head and the ass are interchangeable.

News Bulletin! French Ban Fireworks at Disneyland, Paris The French Government announced today that it is strictly enforcing a ban on the future use of fireworks at Disneyland, Paris. The decision comes one day after a nightly fireworks display at the park, located 30 kilometers outside the City Of Lights, caused soldiers at the nearby French Army garrison to surrender to a passing team of Czechoslovakian bike riders. As a reward for releasing the prisoners unharmed, the puzzled Czechs each received gift certificates to a French bawdy house, two liters of premium Champagne, and the Croix de Guerre. The male presenter of the medal was severely beaten when he tried to kiss the first recipient. A dilemma arose when no one could make a decision concerning what to do with the surrendered French weapons. The clever Czechs suggested to President Chirac that the weapons be given to someone who would be willing to use them

heheheh don't get me started on the french.... it'll get ugly in here

nearly time to pull some of that Mad Max sh!t and hijack a tanker truck

Spoke with Jim lately? Just wondering how he's doing with the job and health.

it's 2.89 for 87 in San Diego

well... after about a month of being repaired... A string of cars at a light. Light turns green. everyone starts to move. Someone decides that they have moved too fast and hits the brake. Person in front of me stops. SMACK. SAME &^%*@$# PLACE ON MY TRUCK GETS CRUNCHED AGAIN (though not as bad this time) I'm about ready to just stay off the damn roads.

anyone else notice that gas has gone up a dollar per gallon in the past couple months? F-ing oil companies! I see my local station go up 2 cents each day. Now at 2.62

I may still have my old crank shaft if you're interested. I spun a main bearing on it but didn't see any damage to the crank. The bearing caps were f-d up though. I replaced the bearings but the gap was now too big and over the next few weeks, it hammered the poor little bearings down flatter and flatter. I finally said screw it and swapped engines.

sorry... it was my keyboard. Sometimes it has a mind of it's own.

your E-brake? :o

... and she's cute too

I once saw a gameboy game cartridge (about the size of a CF card) listed for 5 dollars for the game but 24 bucks shipping. I couldn't help but send a scorching email to them.

I usually list shipping that will cover the postage plus a dollar. If I end up reusing a box ro something, I include an envelope with a buck in it and a note to the fact that the actual shipping charges were less than expected.

I love mine in the snow. First, there are few places I get stuck since I throw her in 4WD and have at it. Also, they pathy is a rear wheel drive (in 2WD mode). Lot less control on icy roads (that's what 4WD is for) but it's a lot of fun cutting the rear end loose around corners and in parkling lots. PRACTICE PRACTICE PRACTICE and don't get eh 'mall mom' mentality that a 4WD is indestructable. They WILL slide and crash if you puch it too hard.

the suspension toggle from sport to comfort adjusts your shocks. Nice idea and, unbelieveably, mine still work. Many people survive with out it. If you need new shocks, I'd just ignore the adjustable ones and use the switch for a solenopid for a good set of offroad lights

what the heck put enough torque on that to shear it like that? OMG!!!

got yesterday but it was raining. I'll put it on tonight when I get home.

ahem.... low on blinker fluid? sheesh.... sometimes you'all make this WAY too easy.

you should be able to get at that. I prolly have a spare key if they didn't change the crank between our years. Lemme know if you need it.

I emailed one of the bidders back in mid July and gave him the list of auctions. He made no further bids and I recently received an email from him saying 'thanks'

... still watching my mailbox...

send him a quarter. I'll cost him more in paypal fees than you actually donate.

I'm guessing that the die-cut will be all white vinyl, not the grey shade. Printed would be a solid piece which look just like the pic. Lots of black ink unless they print white onto black stock. Big stickers suck. count me in for the die-cut (I'll pm you with the number) Please confirm my assumtions of colors etc as welll as B's questions.