Diversity?

[cdhicks99]

Me too, problem is I gotta buy tickets before I'm eligible.....

[vengeful]

I crash cars.

[k9sar]

I crash cars.

so does my wife

[vengeful]

But she doesn't get paid to do so....

[cdhicks99]

I crash cars.

How do you get paid to crash cars?

[vengeful]

I do vehicle safety engineering. Crash Reconstruction, Crash Testing, vehicle dynamic analysis....stuff like that.

[cdhicks99]

Cool! I want your job, can we trade?

[vengeful]

No.

[cdhicks99]

Crap! Oh well I guess I'll just keep my Giggalo job.

[navygz19]

I do vehicle safety engineering. Crash Reconstruction, Crash Testing, vehicle dynamic analysis....stuff like that.

So basically, is that the politically correct way of saying your the guy who pushes the button and makes the minivan fly into the wall at a 40-mph offset??

JFWY man...remember, I work in a Deli :furious:

[vengeful]

Well...kind of.

 

I'm the guy who sets up the cars before they're crashed, tells the guy in the booth to push the button, and then runs the numbers after the crash....

[cdhicks99]

Can you say the name of your employer?

[navygz19]

Well...kind of.

 

I'm the guy who sets up the cars before they're crashed, tells the guy in the booth to push the button, and then runs the numbers after the crash....

Holy cow I was just being a wise-a$$ too.

Still, that sounds like a really fun job...

[iLLlegal]

I sell people their booze. and then once they buy it I go and restock the shelves so more people can buy booze. I'd also like to point out we are the busiest liquor store in st.albert. and we have like 20+ ;p

 

i dunno what my income is for a yr. prolly cuz ive worked there a month. but if im makin 9.40/hr then less than 10k i imagine.

 

I wont be working there long. need something fulltime. and more "fun"

[navygz19]

 

I wont be working there long. need something fulltime. and more "fun"

I could think of a lot of "fun" things to do if I worked in a liquor store...

[iLLlegal]

my idea of fun is steeling all the free sh!t they have there. and facing the beer isle and making it all pretty.

 

i only like doing the beer isle though

[navygz19]

A buddy of mine used to work in one and the Camel vendor would always come by and give him tons of free packs of them...was good for me too (when I used to smoke, that is)

[vengeful]

I could...but then I'd have to kill everyone who could possibly read this thread....so I wont.

[k9sar]

I could...but then I'd have to kill everyone who could possibly read this thread....so I wont.

you can tell me Dan. I'm government certified in keeping secrets.

[Trainman]

you can tell me Dan. I'm government certified in keeping secrets.

Certified is the operable word here

[Harbinger]

If I worked in a liquor store or a hardware store I wouldn't have any paychecks to speak of.

 

But then again I'd probably be having more fun.

[Precise1]

Ok, enough chatter, lets have people post to the poll...

 

B

[jj big shoe]

I'm currently working for a company that provides maintenance on small office printers, but I should be getting a job this month doing what I used to which is providing maintenance on large high volume Xerox laser printers which is more interesting and pays about double what I'm making now.