bitemedoughboy.com Posted January 21, 2009 Share Posted January 21, 2009 * Doctors * (A) The number of physicians in the U.S. is 700,000. ( Accidental deaths caused by Physicians per year are 120,000. © Accidental deaths per physician is 0.171. Statistics courtesy of U.S. Dept of Health and Human Services. Now think about this: * Guns * (A) The number of gun owners in the U.S. is 80,000,000. (Yes, that's 80 million) ( The number of accidental gun deaths per year, all age groups, is 1,500. © The number of accidental deaths per gun owner is .000188. Statistics courtesy of FBI * So, statistically, doctors are approximately 9,000 times more dangerous than gun owners. Remember, 'Guns don't kill people, doctors do.' FACT: NOT EVERYONE HAS A GUN, BUT ALMOST EVERYONE HAS AT LEAST ONE DOCTOR. Please alert your friends to this alarming threat. We must ban doctors before this gets completely out of hand!!!!! Out of concern for the public at large, I withheld the statistics on lawyers for fear the shock would cause people to panic and seek medical attention! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tekazgtr1984 Posted January 21, 2009 Share Posted January 21, 2009 Statistics don't lie. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bitemedoughboy.com Posted January 21, 2009 Author Share Posted January 21, 2009 Statistics don't lie. the largest surgical error that is made is the doctors operating on the wrong appendage during corrective surgery. so if you go to have surgery get a sharpie and write on your foot, hand or whatever.. "other side dip@!*% --->" that way they get it right. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Precise1 Posted January 21, 2009 Share Posted January 21, 2009 Nice!! In regards to the lawyers, us gun owners should shoot them and send them to the doctors... B Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tekazgtr1984 Posted January 21, 2009 Share Posted January 21, 2009 Nice!!In regards to the lawyers, us gun owners should shoot them and send them to the doctors... B The perfect solution! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GrimGreg Posted January 21, 2009 Share Posted January 21, 2009 In a perfect world..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ramon Posted January 21, 2009 Share Posted January 21, 2009 i wonder if is the same for the rest of the world? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bitemedoughboy.com Posted January 21, 2009 Author Share Posted January 21, 2009 i wonder if is the same for the rest of the world? probably with the doctor part, but i dont think other countries can compete with the US in # of guns per capita... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GrimGreg Posted January 21, 2009 Share Posted January 21, 2009 i wonder if is the same for the rest of the world? The ratios are probably that much worse, since medicine isn't that great outside of North America, Europe, and select cities in Asia and OZ. Combined with the fact that a lot of other countries see less private gun ownership. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kingman Posted January 21, 2009 Share Posted January 21, 2009 lol thats some funny stuff Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MY1PATH Posted January 21, 2009 Share Posted January 21, 2009 98% of ppl who die in car accidents eat mashed potatoes. do you eat mashed potatoes? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bitemedoughboy.com Posted January 21, 2009 Author Share Posted January 21, 2009 98% of ppl who die in car accidents eat mashed potatoes. do you eat mashed potatoes? never, i found that one out when i was 5, decided i wanted to live a long and productive life so i swore never to eat mashed potatoes ever again. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kingman Posted January 21, 2009 Share Posted January 21, 2009 MMMMM some garlic mashed potatoes sounds killer right now Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Precise1 Posted January 21, 2009 Share Posted January 21, 2009 Just don't eat and drive!!! B Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
grayfox2 Posted January 22, 2009 Share Posted January 22, 2009 98% of ppl who die in car accidents eat mashed potatoes. do you eat mashed potatoes? Thats totally true, cuz I read it on teh innernets!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
headpeace Posted January 22, 2009 Share Posted January 22, 2009 Where's VSICKS???????????????????? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
unccpathfinder Posted January 22, 2009 Share Posted January 22, 2009 Where's VSICKS???????????????????? is where hes at.. i actually was 4 shots into demeral and they marked the wrong leg and i let them know it was the wrong leg...they said thanks and hit me with another 4 shots...then i woke up in the middle of surgery and scared the @!*% out of Dr pain (no @!*% real name) and they hit me with something else...that was a great day... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vengeful Posted January 22, 2009 Share Posted January 22, 2009 100% of people who die drink water at some point in their lives! Water is deadly! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Precise1 Posted January 22, 2009 Share Posted January 22, 2009 Where's VSICKS???????????????????? Banned. I miss him... B Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TerranoNZ Posted January 22, 2009 Share Posted January 22, 2009 5 out of 4 stats are made up Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GrimGreg Posted January 22, 2009 Share Posted January 22, 2009 5 out of 4 stats are made up Like the number of girls who are virgins at 18..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ramon Posted January 26, 2009 Share Posted January 26, 2009 probably with the doctor part, but i don't think other countries can compete with the US in # of guns per capita... yep Here is very hard (almost impossible to get a gun legal) but is very easy to get a wrong operation in a hospital The ratios are probably that much worse, since medicine isn't that great outside of North America, Europe, and select cities in Asia and OZ. Combined with the fact that a lot of other countries see less private gun ownership. I am still worry about doctors guns are really out of our reach here Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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