Pavelow Leaks Posted November 10, 2006 Share Posted November 10, 2006 1. when she asks how she looks shrug and say "could be better" this will keep her on her toes. and girls love that. 2. never hold her hand. this can be interpreted as a sign of weakness. (or if she grabs your hand squeeze hers really really hard until she cries. this will impress her by showing her what a strong man you are.) 3. once a month sneak up on her from behind and knock her over. girls are like dogs. they love to be roughed up. 4. call her in the middle of the night to ask if she's sleeping. if she is say you better be , repeat this 4 or 5 times until morning. this will show her you care. 5. when she is upset about something, suggest to her that it might be her fault. this will pave the way for her own personal improvement. and every girl needs some improvement. 6. recognize the small things . . . they usually mean the most. then when she's sleeping, steal all her small things and break them. because jewelry is for asian ladies. 7. if you're talking to another girl, make sure she's looking. When she is, stare into her eyes mouth the words @#%$ you and grab the other girls ass. Girls love competition. 8. tell her you're taking her out to dinner. drive for miles so she thinks it's going to be really special. then take her to a burning tire yard. when she starts to get upset tell her you were just kidding and now you're really going to take her to dinner. then drive her home. when she starts crying and asks why you would do something like that lean over and whisper very quietly into her ear "...because i can." 9. introduce her to your friends as "some chick". women love those special nicknames. 10. play with her hair. play with it HARD. 11. warm her up when she's cold...and not by giving her your jacket... then you might get cold. rather, look her in the eye and say "if you don't stop bitching about the cold right now you're going to be bitching about a black eye." the best way to get warm is with fear. 12. Take her to a party. When you get there shell have to go to the bathroom (they always do). Leave immediately. Come back right when the party' s dying and yell at her the whole way home for ditching you at the party. 13. make her laugh. a good way to do this is if she has a small pet. kick the pet. i always find stuff like that funny. why shouldn't girls? 14. let her fall asleep in your arms. when she's fast asleep, wait 10 minutes then JUMP UP AND SCREAM IN HER EAR! repeat until she goes home and you can use your arms for more important things. like x-box 360. 15. Spit often. I hear girls like guys that spit. 16. if you care about her never ever tell her. this will only give her self confidence. then you can never turn her into the object she deep down desires to be. 17. Every time you're in her house steal one of the following: shoes, earrings, or anything else that comes in pairs. Only take one of the pair. This way she'll go crazy. 18. Take her out to dinner. Right when she's about to order interrupt and say no she's not hungry. make her watch you eat. Girls love a guy that speaks for her. 19. look her in the eyes and smile. then clock her one. girls love a spontaneous guy. 20. give her one of your t-shirts......and make sure it has your smell on it. but not a sexy cologne smell. a bad smell. you know what i'm talking about. 21. When its raining keep asking her if she's crying. Shell say no its just the rain ten minutes later turn to her and just scream at her to stop crying you @#%$ baby. Girls like a tough man as i've already stated. 22. Titty twisters and plenty of them. 23. if you're listening to music, and she asks to hear it, tell her no. this way she'll think you're mysterious. 24. remember her birthday but don't get her something. Teach her material objects arent important. The only thing thats important is that she keeps you happy. And your happiness is the greatest present she can ever get. 25. when she gives you a present on your birthday, christmas, or just when ever, take it and tell her you love it. then next time you know she's coming over on a trash day leave the trash can open and have the present visibly sticking out of the can. girls actually don't like this one that much but i think it's funny. 26. If she's mad at you for not calling her when you say you will promise her that you will call her at a certain time of the day. This will make sure that she waits by the phone. Tell her when you call you're going to tell her a special surprise. Now she'll be really excited. Now don't call. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dividmal Posted November 10, 2006 Share Posted November 10, 2006 Hilarious! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LD50 Posted November 10, 2006 Share Posted November 10, 2006 So thats where I'm going wrong. :confused: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bear claw Posted November 10, 2006 Share Posted November 10, 2006 So are you single Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vengeful Posted November 10, 2006 Share Posted November 10, 2006 Heh...should pass this on to Andrew, might help with his...companionship...problems. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Trainman Posted November 10, 2006 Share Posted November 10, 2006 Heh...should pass this on to Andrew, might help with his...companionship...problems. Follow those and you (he) won't have any problems to worry about Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fordsho90 Posted November 10, 2006 Share Posted November 10, 2006 HAHAHHA loved #8 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SC88Pathy Posted November 11, 2006 Share Posted November 11, 2006 Heh...should pass this on to Andrew, might help with his...companionship...problems. So THIS is what I'v been doing wrong! And all this time I thought girls liked quite nice guys... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Slick Posted November 12, 2006 Share Posted November 12, 2006 i would be paying funeral expenses ...... and then go to jail for murder.... *sighs* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
govols74n Posted November 12, 2006 Share Posted November 12, 2006 No sex in that house....lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Slick Posted November 12, 2006 Share Posted November 12, 2006 No sex in that house....lol he wouldn't be alive long enuff to get any. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
94extreme Posted November 12, 2006 Share Posted November 12, 2006 So THIS is what I'v been doing wrong! And all this time I thought girls liked quite nice guys... they do but seems miss B needs pavelow guy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Precise1 Posted November 23, 2006 Share Posted November 23, 2006 Actually, this one seems to work fine for me... When the woman asks if her ass is getting big/does this make my ass look big, etc, look over quickly, assume a horrified expression while screaming " OH MY GOD !!!" and cringing. This will either lead to pouting or agression which should shortly become intimate. Either way, you will benefit and she won't be asking that loaded question often... B Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
congochris Posted November 23, 2006 Share Posted November 23, 2006 My wife already knows, if she's going to ask if something makes her look fat, or makes her ass look big, the answer is always yes. I don't even bother to look. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NismoSkyZ Posted November 23, 2006 Share Posted November 23, 2006 Numbers 8 and 18 had me rofl Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cdhicks99 Posted November 30, 2006 Share Posted November 30, 2006 Are these original? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
synik Posted December 1, 2006 Share Posted December 1, 2006 Dude, Tonight wasn't a good night, seriously. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
El Pathfindero Posted December 3, 2006 Share Posted December 3, 2006 You know i find this extremely offensive... Women are people too you know...and they deserve to be treted as such, not just some object that is ther for your personnal enjoyment. you need to learn to respect women. this is a completely out of line statement....... JUST KIDDING!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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