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^ likes J&C < don't got Jack but here's an MGD V wants it all to go away

^ misses real truck < tang's tang?! v desires piggy puffs

*still looking for the "any" key*

OK that's enough of the cliquey crap..... MODERATOR?!?! Seriously tho...this site makes my sides hurt....but it's a good kind of pain

^ is a queue jumper < also thinks pants are a necessity and would much rather wear shorts v likes to palpate testes in their great aunt's boudoir

Actually, don't laugh. I caught a beautiful brown trout (1 inch short of trophy) on a floating Rapala a few years back. It was the smallest size they sell of course, but it kinda shocked me too.

^ needs to stop confusing people(that's my job) < should haul my sausage to bed so's I may enjoy ta ta's and pie V is wondering how this boobery could last 5 pages

^ needs to work for the "MAN" for awhile < wishes he was self-employed v needs hair plugs

^ is fond of breakfast meats < does indeed enjoy pie v must continue suggestive theme

Yep. Trout are extremely wary, easily spooked and therefor, finicky with the bite. Like B and others said, small is the key. Single hooks are much better than trebles. I usually use 4lb test when I fish for them and try not to let them see you or they're gone. If you can get meal worms, try those instead of regular worms. You will need a very small hook for those and that's when the split shot is needed. I have even had luck with a minnow head or tail on a tiny jig and please, no snaps, swivels or leaders...tie the line direct....unless you have a spinner or spoon on but then use the smallest swivel possible. Also, if you use Fireline from Berkely, you will be able to cast those little hooks better. I know guys who have caught on roe sacks but it never worked for me. Marshmallows, cheese, corn you hear them all but I've always had the best luck with tiny spoons and spinners or minnow and jig. There definitely one of the most elusive species but when they're on, it seems they are really on and they're a hoot to hook. Keep your tip up!

Maturation

CAPITALISM!

Get to know those words cuz 1 day, Dotty will be looking for "whoevercausesunduehardshipandfurthersthattoextendbeyojndeveryreasonablemeans............ As Mr. Justice has decreed on some poor batard's ass blahblahblah HEARYEE HEARYEE bailiff wack his peepee

Holy feck B. I'll hang my hat on solicitor hook right now. Can you explain blah blah. And, if said blah blah is ascertained therfodrwithcomigandnotwithstanding blah! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAnd.....loving it! and if so she shall lbe bound by the court to contain and/or "fornicate" and "F---" the hell off as is wished by my friend, Charlie, on this day in May, Sunday: the day of our FASHJaa ty BSL

Check out the hospital corner (inside joke) I told her to paint those pillars first! I wanted to put new railings on to but she couldn't justify the cost. Done deal It wasn't perfect but Mom was happy and that's what counts.

I did a deck reno for Mom back in May. Nothing too exciting here as far as cosmetic upgrades but it proved to be a much bigger job than I expected. I never took a before picture but it had that old brown striped indoor/outdoor on it and was quite crunchy so..... Had to replace this end piece due to rain exposure. Same thing with these 2 pieces. Primed and ready for new carpet. I'm on glue!! Rebuilt this roof 3 years ago with my step bro-in-law. 40 feet long, 1 piece, no seams.

That depends......are you ready for Chinese water torture

Hmmm. Let's seeeeeeee When I'm acting my age: Johnny Cash Pink Floyd Old ACDC Sarah McLachlan The Clash Styx The Cars Queen Tragically Hip Collective Soul And when I'm not: The Pixies Megadeth Violent Femmes Ministry Metallica The Hives The Flaming Lips Sonic Youth Soundgarden Monster Magnet really tho I can listen to anything except country, baroque, top 30 pop, opera and disco.

OOOps sorry, I saw Heather and got all hot and bothered. *shuffles away coyly*

I want in!

How much?

Sweet deal indeed

Jeez, just get a segway already

LOL. But you're right a combination of approaches is most effective. Thinkin maybe I should start by improving my aspiration(s)