Precise1 Posted August 11, 2012 Share Posted August 11, 2012 (edited) You had to look, didn't you? This is a local vehicle that I see all the time and finally ran across it when I had my camera and a moment. My wife and I know it as Penis Truck... I have never seen this truck with any dirt on it or even any wheel spray from snow or something. I have never seen this truck with more than 1 person it it. I have never seen this truck attached to a trailer of any type. I see it at the pizza joint, in the supermarket parking lot and being driven around town as an errand vehicle so it is the guy's daily driver. It has no business advertisement on it, ever. I am in awe every time I see it... Does anyone wish to guess what the driver looks like? B Oh, The triple roll bar used to be chrome like the nerf bars and the bolts for the fender flares used to be 1.5" spikes like on the front bumper, just smaller. I am 6'1" and standing next to it, I can't see into the bed unless I jump. Edited August 11, 2012 by Precise1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nunya Posted August 11, 2012 Share Posted August 11, 2012 If he wears a hat I'm gonna make a safe assumption it's not being worn correctly and/or the visor is strait as an arrow. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Precise1 Posted August 11, 2012 Author Share Posted August 11, 2012 Actually, he doesn't seem to be a hat guy, I recall his hair being sort of younger Clint Eastwoodish. Ok, so the no hat part rules out the Stetson crowd, we do still have a fair amount of Hee-Haw around here... B Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Slartibartfast Posted August 11, 2012 Share Posted August 11, 2012 That exhaust Reminds me of my neighbor's truck... the windows literally rattle when he starts it up. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
devonianwalk Posted August 11, 2012 Share Posted August 11, 2012 That exhaust He's "Coal rollin'". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Trogdor636 Posted August 11, 2012 Share Posted August 11, 2012 Take a trip up here B......every other truck looks like that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Der_Vier Posted August 11, 2012 Share Posted August 11, 2012 Hmm if it were more "hee-haw" itd be covered in manure or mud. Im gonna guess...beefy driver, with some sort of styled facial hair, a tapoout shirt and...hmmm a veneral disease? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
csutke Posted August 12, 2012 Share Posted August 12, 2012 Im gonna say he's a MMA fighter wanna be. Skin tight tapout shirts with muscles that you know are from roids, constantly rocks oakleys that are huge and way too big for his head, possibly full arm sleave tattoos, shaved head with a goatee. And his girl friend is a bleach blonde bimbo who like being treated like crap, but is decent arm candy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AzZo Posted August 12, 2012 Share Posted August 12, 2012 Let me guess his name's got to be Richard or Dick for short. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Precise1 Posted August 12, 2012 Author Share Posted August 12, 2012 He's "Coal rollin'". Don't know what that means... Take a trip up here B......every other truck looks like that. Big truck, I can understand, but to that extreme anal retentive attention whore level?? Hmm if it were more "hee-haw" itd be covered in manure or mud. Im gonna guess...beefy driver, with some sort of styled facial hair, a tapoout shirt and...hmmm a veneral disease? That's actually pretty close. I'm not sure what a tapout shirt is but I can extrapolate. Clean shaven, but he has a barbed wire tatoo around a bicep... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
theexbrit Posted August 12, 2012 Share Posted August 12, 2012 (edited) Definitely a penis substitute For the money he's spent on that, he could have bought two decent trucks Edited August 12, 2012 by theexbrit Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Der_Vier Posted August 12, 2012 Share Posted August 12, 2012 wow, hes washed out. Arm band tattoos were all the rage in what, the 90s? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SilverPath Posted August 12, 2012 Share Posted August 12, 2012 Wow that is some extreme Diesel Rice right there. Flatbilla fo sho Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Precise1 Posted August 12, 2012 Author Share Posted August 12, 2012 Im gonna say he's a MMA fighter wanna be. Skin tight tapout shirts with muscles that you know are from roids, constantly rocks oakleys that are huge and way too big for his head, possibly full arm sleave tattoos, shaved head with a goatee. And his girl friend is a bleach blonde bimbo who like being treated like crap, but is decent arm candy. Well, not quite in reality, but in spirit... About 5'9", 175lb and late 30's. Puffed chest in decline and shirts are looser and sleeveless, Oakly Razors and blue tooth equiped to show how pertinent he is... Let me guess his name's got to be Richard or Dick for short. I have never met the man to ask but it could be. I've worked for a Dick Hunt making parts designed by Dick Stump so I'm hard to surprise at this point... B Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nunya Posted August 12, 2012 Share Posted August 12, 2012 Don't know what that means... When diesel losers purposfully blow all the black load up soot out of their exhaust that's "rollin coal" or in normal terms proving they haven't moved away from their ricer ways since their step dad traded in their del sol on a pickup. Even my nozzle nut neighbors who love attention don't want associated with that image Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Slartibartfast Posted August 12, 2012 Share Posted August 12, 2012 Dick stump? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Precise1 Posted August 12, 2012 Author Share Posted August 12, 2012 wow, hes washed out. Arm band tattoos were all the rage in what, the 90s? In all fairness, some of us had hit puberty and moved out by then so it was 'the rage' at the time. That said, AFAIC anyone who got a tatoooo to be cutting edge is an idiot. Wow that is some extreme Diesel Rice right there. Flatbilla fo sho Yeah, but I'm almost certain it is gas. I heard a roar as it went by one day, but none of the diesel clatter and no turbo whine. I'll try to find out, but I'd bet it's a gasser... B Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
5523Pathfinder Posted August 12, 2012 Share Posted August 12, 2012 I work at a ford dealer now, I see them things way more than I want to. Glad I don't have to actually work on them. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ahardb0dy Posted August 12, 2012 Share Posted August 12, 2012 I drive one 4 days a week at work, F-550 4wd dually, AC will freeze you out that's for sure ! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Precise1 Posted August 12, 2012 Author Share Posted August 12, 2012 When diesel losers purposfully blow all the black load up soot out of their exhaust that's "rollin coal" or in normal terms proving they haven't moved away from their ricer ways since their step dad traded in their del sol on a pickup. Even my nozzle nut neighbors who love attention don't want associated with that image Ahh, there are twits like that here too (of course). Always wondered how they could stream enough ash to choke the kids walking to school, but are smog exempt. Honestly, I call them 'diesel ****', and I have nothing against the rainbow persuasion! Of course, don't get me started on the Harley ****... Dick stump? He worked for Hewlett-Packard and his name was on the prints distributed to local contract manufacturers. Honestly, I couldn't make this sheit up... I won't even go into my in-laws. Can you imagine meeting a cousin(in-law) who is Lame? B Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Precise1 Posted August 12, 2012 Author Share Posted August 12, 2012 I work at a ford dealer now, I see them things way more than I want to. Glad I don't have to actually work on them. I work with 2 people who own them, and yeah, they are impressed with their own enormousness... Ever seen one that blinged out before though? I drive one 4 days a week at work, F-550 4wd dually, AC will freeze you out that's for sure ! What do you do with it? Tow houses that are illegally parked? B Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
5523Pathfinder Posted August 12, 2012 Share Posted August 12, 2012 Not with the flat black paint. I was going to put some auxiliary switches in one the other day. It had at least 12in of lift and was rolling 38's iirc. Had to be the tallest rig I have ever been in. Not a spec of dirt under it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Slartibartfast Posted August 12, 2012 Share Posted August 12, 2012 He worked for Hewlett-Packard and his name was on the prints distributed to local contract manufacturers. Honestly, I couldn't make this sheit up... I won't even go into my in-laws. Can you imagine meeting a cousin(in-law) who is Lame? B There's somebody on my mom's side of the family named Random. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Trogdor636 Posted August 12, 2012 Share Posted August 12, 2012 Big truck, I can understand, but to that extreme anal retentive attention whore level?? Yea they truck is pretty tame compared to some of the pavement pounders we have here. We even have one used dealership that specializes in them. I'll try to snap a pic next time I'm in that part of town. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nunya Posted August 12, 2012 Share Posted August 12, 2012 Funny, I generally say the same thing, and we know I don't have any issues with the gay community! As I would assume in any region though we have a fair share of those around here (yet lack the joys of "donks"). To each their own and I'm sure there's a forum full of them with tech discussions on the correct amount of drop for their receiver hitch for propper street cred, how to properlly polish bed mounted stacks, and off topic discussions on the dumbness of the hillbilly confederate flag waving wHierdos with their smaller trucks/SUVs who scratch them up in the woods. I want no part with it though and am still not gonna like it. They rate along with ricers(not to be confused with a true tuner)and rat rods (the cobbled together junk, I can dig some patina rods though ) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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