MrJim Posted May 8, 2010 Share Posted May 8, 2010 I am from south Georgia originally, so I can joke about being a redneck. My mom really liked the Jeff Foxworthy jokes and so I got her a book of them while there. I thought it would be fun to start a thread to see what "You might be a redneck if _____" jokes you all could come up with. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MrJim Posted May 8, 2010 Author Share Posted May 8, 2010 If you ever lost a bar of soap in your back hair, you might be a redneck. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Precise1 Posted May 8, 2010 Share Posted May 8, 2010 Damn, I only know plagarized ones. I'll get back to you with an original... B Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MrJim Posted May 8, 2010 Author Share Posted May 8, 2010 If you ever had a romantic fog light dinner, you might be a redneck... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nunya Posted May 8, 2010 Share Posted May 8, 2010 ... Mowing your front yard means turning your house around so the lower grass is on the door side Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MrJim Posted May 8, 2010 Author Share Posted May 8, 2010 If you ever had a divorce hearing to see who got the Pathfinder Lockers, you might be a redneck. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MrJim Posted May 8, 2010 Author Share Posted May 8, 2010 If you ever listed your winch in a prenup, you might be a redneck. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Precise1 Posted May 8, 2010 Share Posted May 8, 2010 Nice, you have inspired me... If you have more tires for your house than for your truck (Pathfinder), you might be are a Redneck... B Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MrJim Posted May 8, 2010 Author Share Posted May 8, 2010 Nice, you have inspired me... If you have more tires for your house than for your truck (Pathfinder), you might be are a Redneck... B Good one... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MrJim Posted May 8, 2010 Author Share Posted May 8, 2010 If your tires are taller than the old stove in your driveway, you might be a redneck. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Precise1 Posted May 8, 2010 Share Posted May 8, 2010 If you have an old stove in your driveway, you might be a Redneck... You spent too long in Ga, Jim... B Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dhardison Posted May 8, 2010 Share Posted May 8, 2010 (edited) If your family tree only has one branch, you might be a redneck.. Edited May 8, 2010 by dhardison Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
180sx Posted May 8, 2010 Share Posted May 8, 2010 If you name your kids John and Deere... Jose Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nismothunder Posted May 8, 2010 Share Posted May 8, 2010 If you give you kids three first names you are a red neck...(Billy Jean Gearge...) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GrimGreg Posted May 8, 2010 Share Posted May 8, 2010 If your grandmother asks you to pass her her Skoal Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MrJim Posted May 8, 2010 Author Share Posted May 8, 2010 If you whistle at women during church Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kingman Posted May 8, 2010 Share Posted May 8, 2010 You have multiple gutted dear or elk hanging from the rafters in your garage, door open, and drinking beer. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MrJim Posted May 8, 2010 Author Share Posted May 8, 2010 If anyone ever came to your yard sale, only you weren't even having one Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jj big shoe Posted May 8, 2010 Share Posted May 8, 2010 If your wedding theme is NASCAR, you might be a Redneck. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jj big shoe Posted May 8, 2010 Share Posted May 8, 2010 If you make your anniversary dinner reservations at Cracker Barrel, you might be a Redneck. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GrimGreg Posted May 8, 2010 Share Posted May 8, 2010 if you play a banjo Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jj big shoe Posted May 8, 2010 Share Posted May 8, 2010 If you own more dogs than wine glasses, you might be a Redneck. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jj big shoe Posted May 8, 2010 Share Posted May 8, 2010 On a job application under Highest Grade Attended, you put "7 percent on the trail by the power lines", you might be a Redneck. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
180sx Posted May 8, 2010 Share Posted May 8, 2010 If you live in west virginia Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jj big shoe Posted May 8, 2010 Share Posted May 8, 2010 If you socialize with more than three guys named "Junior"... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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