nismothunder Posted May 12, 2010 Share Posted May 12, 2010 If the amount of beer cans in the bed of you truck,is worth more then you truck,you might be a red neck... If you where set of with you cosin on ablind date,and she took you home,you might be a red neck... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MrJim Posted May 12, 2010 Author Share Posted May 12, 2010 If your idea of a threesome is using both hands, you might be a redneck. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nismothunder Posted May 12, 2010 Share Posted May 12, 2010 If you ever said,you hitting that too you dad,you might be a red neck... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nismothunder Posted May 13, 2010 Share Posted May 13, 2010 If you ever uttered the words,thats it,no sex for you tonight,to your sister...you might be a redneck... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nismothunder Posted May 13, 2010 Share Posted May 13, 2010 If you've ever turned to you girl friends dad and said I'm hittin' that 'yo Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MrJim Posted May 13, 2010 Author Share Posted May 13, 2010 If you've ever turned to you girl friends dad and said I'm hittin' that 'yo Actually, if he was a redneck - you'd be dead. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GrimGreg Posted May 13, 2010 Share Posted May 13, 2010 If you have a bible quote painted on an old car part hanging on your front fence, you might be a redneck. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Precise1 Posted May 13, 2010 Share Posted May 13, 2010 Actually, if he was a redneck - you'd be dead. Why would he kill his own son?? B Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kingman Posted May 13, 2010 Share Posted May 13, 2010 If you own a Confederate flag... B Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kingman Posted May 13, 2010 Share Posted May 13, 2010 If you have old metal hubcaps hanging on your bedroom wall, you might be a redneck. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MrJim Posted May 13, 2010 Author Share Posted May 13, 2010 Why would he kill his own son?? B I almost fell for that. Did you just throw another sibling dating joke in there? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MrJim Posted May 13, 2010 Author Share Posted May 13, 2010 If you ever had a bumper on your truck made out of wood, you might be a redneck Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nismothunder Posted May 13, 2010 Share Posted May 13, 2010 If one of you doors just fell off you truck one day(didnt happen to me,but the back door of a blazer came off when I was following it...) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MrJim Posted May 13, 2010 Author Share Posted May 13, 2010 If you ever wrote your own name on a presidential ballot, you might be a redneck Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nismothunder Posted May 13, 2010 Share Posted May 13, 2010 If you ever went cow tipping and ended up at you aunts trailer... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tungsten Posted May 13, 2010 Share Posted May 13, 2010 If most of your cars don't run... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tungsten Posted May 13, 2010 Share Posted May 13, 2010 If your idea of a swimming pool is a pickup bed filled with water... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tungsten Posted May 13, 2010 Share Posted May 13, 2010 If you have any of the following items here: http://www.amcgremlin.com/BaadAssGremlins-archive/msg27662.html Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nismothunder Posted May 13, 2010 Share Posted May 13, 2010 I couldnt think of a better use of a vw... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MrJim Posted May 13, 2010 Author Share Posted May 13, 2010 If your idea of a swimming pool is a pickup bed filled with water... I did this when I was 17 years old and living in Georgia. We would put a tarp in the truck bed, fill it with water and back up to the main street on the weekend nights with a bunch of friends coming and going from our little pool. Yeah, I know... I am from Georgia ya know... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nismothunder Posted May 15, 2010 Share Posted May 15, 2010 If your idea of a good date is buying a jar of penute butter and going for a 'walk' with your dog... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pathyboy12 Posted May 15, 2010 Share Posted May 15, 2010 if your truck bed is a hot tub Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jj big shoe Posted May 16, 2010 Share Posted May 16, 2010 If you own a Hank Williams, Jr concert t-shirt... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jj big shoe Posted May 16, 2010 Share Posted May 16, 2010 If your idea of "Formal Attire" is anything with sleeves, you might be a Redneck. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jj big shoe Posted May 16, 2010 Share Posted May 16, 2010 If you have a window sticker of Calvin peeing on... well anything, you might be a Redneck. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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