Cyril Posted May 7, 2009 Share Posted May 7, 2009 Once upon a time a man who love bacon fell in love with a pig. A few days later, he had the swine flu. Dying, he decided to travel the world. He drove until he found the mud. Then he said, "Hey guys, watch this!". and he do some fancy stunts with his new Pathfinder. Unfortunately, his love-pig fell out the window. Not realizing this he continued doing doughnuts, repeatedly driving over his lover with his churning rear tires!! Then he thought he could smell fresh cooked bacon and stopped to figure out where the smell was coming from. It turned out to be his exhaust pipes. So he sat down, and ate what was left of his lover. After the good meal, he diced to go home. Ended up rolling his truck into the ditch! "I can't believe I'm alive" he laughed. But he... fell to his knees vomiting and passed out. As he lay there, he had a quite vivid dream. He was standing naked on top of a tall mountain with hundreds of piglets throwing baby gherkins at him. He retaliated with a BB gun and shot all the piglets. Drool ran from his comatose mouth as the thought of all that bacon piled up. Eventually he regained consciousness laying in a ditch, covered with vomit, next to his rolled truck and realized how hungry he was now. Then suddenly a girl appears from the distance and kicks him in the "ding-ding"! "Hey! you ganna eat this?" she asked, pulling a slab of bacon off the still steaming exhaustpipe. Twenty miles away, sitting on his porch, a young man sipped a cold beer as he watched the storm coming in over the foothiils. Quickly realised that the rain would spoil the bacon . Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
k9sar Posted May 7, 2009 Share Posted May 7, 2009 Once upon a time a man who love bacon fell in love with a pig. A few days later, he had the swine flu. Dying, he decided to travel the world. He drove until he found the mud. Then he said, "Hey guys, watch this!". and he do some fancy stunts with his new Pathfinder. Unfortunately, his love-pig fell out the window. Not realizing this he continued doing doughnuts, repeatedly driving over his lover with his churning rear tires!! Then he thought he could smell fresh cooked bacon and stopped to figure out where the smell was coming from. It turned out to be his exhaust pipes. So he sat down, and ate what was left of his lover. After the good meal, he diced to go home. Ended up rolling his truck into the ditch! "I can't believe I'm alive" he laughed. But he... fell to his knees vomiting and passed out. As he lay there, he had a quite vivid dream. He was standing naked on top of a tall mountain with hundreds of piglets throwing baby gherkins at him. He retaliated with a BB gun and shot all the piglets. Drool ran from his comatose mouth as the thought of all that bacon piled up. Eventually he regained consciousness laying in a ditch, covered with vomit, next to his rolled truck and realized how hungry he was now. Then suddenly a girl appears from the distance and kicks him in the "ding-ding"! "Hey! you ganna eat this?" she asked, pulling a slab of bacon off the still steaming exhaustpipe. Twenty miles away, sitting on his porch, a young man sipped a cold beer as he watched the storm coming in over the foothiils. Quickly realised that the rain would spoil the bacon . So, in his best McGyver fashion, he quickly whipped up a protective bacon enclosure from nothing more than a paperclip, a piece of string and an old Jeep steering wheel. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
headpeace Posted May 7, 2009 Share Posted May 7, 2009 (edited) Once upon a time a man who love bacon fell in love with a pig. A few days later, he had the swine flu. Dying, he decided to travel the world. He drove until he found the mud. Then he said, "Hey guys, watch this!". and he do some fancy stunts with his new Pathfinder. Unfortunately, his love-pig fell out the window. Not realizing this he continued doing doughnuts, repeatedly driving over his lover with his churning rear tires!! Then he thought he could smell fresh cooked bacon and stopped to figure out where the smell was coming from. It turned out to be his exhaust pipes. So he sat down, and ate what was left of his lover. After the good meal, he diced to go home. Ended up rolling his truck into the ditch! "I can't believe I'm alive" he laughed. But he... fell to his knees vomiting and passed out. As he lay there, he had a quite vivid dream. He was standing naked on top of a tall mountain with hundreds of piglets throwing baby gherkins at him. He retaliated with a BB gun and shot all the piglets. Drool ran from his comatose mouth as the thought of all that bacon piled up. Eventually he regained consciousness laying in a ditch, covered with vomit, next to his rolled truck and realized how hungry he was now. Then suddenly a girl appears from the distance and kicks him in the "ding-ding"! "Hey! you ganna eat this?" she asked, pulling a slab of bacon off the still steaming exhaustpipe. Twenty miles away, sitting on his porch, a young man sipped a cold beer as he watched the storm coming in over the foothiils. Quickly realised that the rain would spoil the bacon . So, in his best McGyver fashion, he quickly whipped up a protective bacon enclosure from nothing more than a paperclip, a piece of string and an old Jeep steering wheel. So he packed up his homemade gizmo into his pathy and went in search of his friend with the bacon. Edited May 7, 2009 by headpeace Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ramon Posted May 7, 2009 Author Share Posted May 7, 2009 Once upon a time a man who love bacon fell in love with a pig. A few days later, he had the swine flu. Dying, he decided to travel the world. He drove until he found the mud. Then he said, "Hey guys, watch this!". and he do some fancy stunts with his new Pathfinder. Unfortunately, his love-pig fell out the window. Not realizing this he continued doing doughnuts, repeatedly driving over his lover with his churning rear tires!! Then he thought he could smell fresh cooked bacon and stopped to figure out where the smell was coming from. It turned out to be his exhaust pipes. So he sat down, and ate what was left of his lover. After the good meal, he diced to go home. Ended up rolling his truck into the ditch! "I can't believe I'm alive" he laughed. But he... fell to his knees vomiting and passed out. As he lay there, he had a quite vivid dream. He was standing naked on top of a tall mountain with hundreds of piglets throwing baby gherkins at him. He retaliated with a BB gun and shot all the piglets. Drool ran from his comatose mouth as the thought of all that bacon piled up. Eventually he regained consciousness laying in a ditch, covered with vomit, next to his rolled truck and realized how hungry he was now. Then suddenly a girl appears from the distance and kicks him in the "ding-ding"! "Hey! you ganna eat this?" she asked, pulling a slab of bacon off the still steaming exhaustpipe. Twenty miles away, sitting on his porch, a young man sipped a cold beer as he watched the storm coming in over the foothiils. Quickly realised that the rain would spoil the bacon . So, in his best McGyver fashion, he quickly whipped up a protective bacon enclosure from nothing more than a paperclip, a piece of string and an old Jeep steering wheel. So he packed up his homemade gizmo into his pathy and went in search of his friend with the bacon. So he drives as fast as he can to get with his friend Mike to tell him the story Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
k9sar Posted May 7, 2009 Share Posted May 7, 2009 Once upon a time a man who love bacon fell in love with a pig. A few days later, he had the swine flu. Dying, he decided to travel the world. He drove until he found the mud. Then he said, "Hey guys, watch this!". and he do some fancy stunts with his new Pathfinder. Unfortunately, his love-pig fell out the window. Not realizing this he continued doing doughnuts, repeatedly driving over his lover with his churning rear tires!! Then he thought he could smell fresh cooked bacon and stopped to figure out where the smell was coming from. It turned out to be his exhaust pipes. So he sat down, and ate what was left of his lover. After the good meal, he diced to go home. Ended up rolling his truck into the ditch! "I can't believe I'm alive" he laughed. But he... fell to his knees vomiting and passed out. As he lay there, he had a quite vivid dream. He was standing naked on top of a tall mountain with hundreds of piglets throwing baby gherkins at him. He retaliated with a BB gun and shot all the piglets. Drool ran from his comatose mouth as the thought of all that bacon piled up. Eventually he regained consciousness laying in a ditch, covered with vomit, next to his rolled truck and realized how hungry he was now. Then suddenly a girl appears from the distance and kicks him in the "ding-ding"! "Hey! you ganna eat this?" she asked, pulling a slab of bacon off the still steaming exhaustpipe. Twenty miles away, sitting on his porch, a young man sipped a cold beer as he watched the storm coming in over the foothiils. Quickly realised that the rain would spoil the bacon . So, in his best McGyver fashion, he quickly whipped up a protective bacon enclosure from nothing more than a paperclip, a piece of string and an old Jeep steering wheel. So he packed up his homemade gizmo into his pathy and went in search of his friend with the bacon. So he drives as fast as he can to get with his friend Mike to tell him the story. Whe he arrives at Mikes house, he discovers him laying in a bathtub full of maple syrup with raw bacon strips wrapped around various parts of his naked body. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Precise1 Posted May 7, 2009 Share Posted May 7, 2009 Once upon a time a man who love bacon fell in love with a pig. A few days later, he had the swine flu. Dying, he decided to travel the world. He drove until he found the mud. Then he said, "Hey guys, watch this!". and he do some fancy stunts with his new Pathfinder. Unfortunately, his love-pig fell out the window. Not realizing this he continued doing doughnuts, repeatedly driving over his lover with his churning rear tires!! Then he thought he could smell fresh cooked bacon and stopped to figure out where the smell was coming from. It turned out to be his exhaust pipes. So he sat down, and ate what was left of his lover. After the good meal, he diced to go home. Ended up rolling his truck into the ditch! "I can't believe I'm alive" he laughed. But he... fell to his knees vomiting and passed out. As he lay there, he had a quite vivid dream. He was standing naked on top of a tall mountain with hundreds of piglets throwing baby gherkins at him. He retaliated with a BB gun and shot all the piglets. Drool ran from his comatose mouth as the thought of all that bacon piled up. Eventually he regained consciousness laying in a ditch, covered with vomit, next to his rolled truck and realized how hungry he was now. Then suddenly a girl appears from the distance and kicks him in the "ding-ding"! "Hey! you ganna eat this?" she asked, pulling a slab of bacon off the still steaming exhaustpipe. Twenty miles away, sitting on his porch, a young man sipped a cold beer as he watched the storm coming in over the foothiils. Quickly realised that the rain would spoil the bacon . So, in his best McGyver fashion, he quickly whipped up a protective bacon enclosure from nothing more than a paperclip, a piece of string and an old Jeep steering wheel. So he packed up his homemade gizmo into his pathy and went in search of his friend with the bacon. So he drives as fast as he can to get with his friend Mike to tell him the story. Whe he arrives at Mikes house, he discovers him laying in a bathtub full of maple syrup with raw bacon strips wrapped around various parts of his naked body. Aroused and salivating, he began to disrobe. B Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GrimGreg Posted May 7, 2009 Share Posted May 7, 2009 Once upon a time a man who love bacon fell in love with a pig. A few days later, he had the swine flu. Dying, he decided to travel the world. He drove until he found the mud. Then he said, "Hey guys, watch this!". and he do some fancy stunts with his new Pathfinder. Unfortunately, his love-pig fell out the window. Not realizing this he continued doing doughnuts, repeatedly driving over his lover with his churning rear tires!! Then he thought he could smell fresh cooked bacon and stopped to figure out where the smell was coming from. It turned out to be his exhaust pipes. So he sat down, and ate what was left of his lover. After the good meal, he diced to go home. Ended up rolling his truck into the ditch! "I can't believe I'm alive" he laughed. But he... fell to his knees vomiting and passed out. As he lay there, he had a quite vivid dream. He was standing naked on top of a tall mountain with hundreds of piglets throwing baby gherkins at him. He retaliated with a BB gun and shot all the piglets. Drool ran from his comatose mouth as the thought of all that bacon piled up. Eventually he regained consciousness laying in a ditch, covered with vomit, next to his rolled truck and realized how hungry he was now. Then suddenly a girl appears from the distance and kicks him in the "ding-ding"! "Hey! you ganna eat this?" she asked, pulling a slab of bacon off the still steaming exhaustpipe. Twenty miles away, sitting on his porch, a young man sipped a cold beer as he watched the storm coming in over the foothiils. Quickly realised that the rain would spoil the bacon . So, in his best McGyver fashion, he quickly whipped up a protective bacon enclosure from nothing more than a paperclip, a piece of string and an old Jeep steering wheel. So he packed up his homemade gizmo into his pathy and went in search of his friend with the bacon. So he drives as fast as he can to get with his friend Mike to tell him the story. Whe he arrives at Mikes house, he discovers him laying in a bathtub full of maple syrup with raw bacon strips wrapped around various parts of his naked body. Aroused and salivating, he began to disrobe. Mike wakes up and is like, "DUDE !" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Precise1 Posted May 8, 2009 Share Posted May 8, 2009 Once upon a time a man who love bacon fell in love with a pig. A few days later, he had the swine flu. Dying, he decided to travel the world. He drove until he found the mud. Then he said, "Hey guys, watch this!". and he do some fancy stunts with his new Pathfinder. Unfortunately, his love-pig fell out the window. Not realizing this he continued doing doughnuts, repeatedly driving over his lover with his churning rear tires!! Then he thought he could smell fresh cooked bacon and stopped to figure out where the smell was coming from. It turned out to be his exhaust pipes. So he sat down, and ate what was left of his lover. After the good meal, he diced to go home. Ended up rolling his truck into the ditch! "I can't believe I'm alive" he laughed. But he... fell to his knees vomiting and passed out. As he lay there, he had a quite vivid dream. He was standing naked on top of a tall mountain with hundreds of piglets throwing baby gherkins at him. He retaliated with a BB gun and shot all the piglets. Drool ran from his comatose mouth as the thought of all that bacon piled up. Eventually he regained consciousness laying in a ditch, covered with vomit, next to his rolled truck and realized how hungry he was now. Then suddenly a girl appears from the distance and kicks him in the "ding-ding"! "Hey! you ganna eat this?" she asked, pulling a slab of bacon off the still steaming exhaustpipe. Twenty miles away, sitting on his porch, a young man sipped a cold beer as he watched the storm coming in over the foothiils. Quickly realised that the rain would spoil the bacon . So, in his best McGyver fashion, he quickly whipped up a protective bacon enclosure from nothing more than a paperclip, a piece of string and an old Jeep steering wheel. So he packed up his homemade gizmo into his pathy and went in search of his friend with the bacon. So he drives as fast as he can to get with his friend Mike to tell him the story. Whe he arrives at Mikes house, he discovers him laying in a bathtub full of maple syrup with raw bacon strips wrapped around various parts of his naked body. Aroused and salivating, he began to disrobe. Mike wakes up and is like, "DUDE wtf.jpg !" I just need to dip into the syrup for a moment to clean up before we go and look for a guy who is laying in a ditch 20 miles away; I have had a vision that he loves bacon more than we do!! B Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cyril Posted May 8, 2009 Share Posted May 8, 2009 Once upon a time a man who love bacon fell in love with a pig. A few days later, he had the swine flu. Dying, he decided to travel the world. He drove until he found the mud. Then he said, "Hey guys, watch this!". and he do some fancy stunts with his new Pathfinder. Unfortunately, his love-pig fell out the window. Not realizing this he continued doing doughnuts, repeatedly driving over his lover with his churning rear tires!! Then he thought he could smell fresh cooked bacon and stopped to figure out where the smell was coming from. It turned out to be his exhaust pipes. So he sat down, and ate what was left of his lover. After the good meal, he diced to go home. Ended up rolling his truck into the ditch! "I can't believe I'm alive" he laughed. But he... fell to his knees vomiting and passed out. As he lay there, he had a quite vivid dream. He was standing naked on top of a tall mountain with hundreds of piglets throwing baby gherkins at him. He retaliated with a BB gun and shot all the piglets. Drool ran from his comatose mouth as the thought of all that bacon piled up. Eventually he regained consciousness laying in a ditch, covered with vomit, next to his rolled truck and realized how hungry he was now. Then suddenly a girl appears from the distance and kicks him in the "ding-ding"! "Hey! you ganna eat this?" she asked, pulling a slab of bacon off the still steaming exhaustpipe. Twenty miles away, sitting on his porch, a young man sipped a cold beer as he watched the storm coming in over the foothiils. Quickly realised that the rain would spoil the bacon . So, in his best McGyver fashion, he quickly whipped up a protective bacon enclosure from nothing more than a paperclip, a piece of string and an old Jeep steering wheel. So he packed up his homemade gizmo into his pathy and went in search of his friend with the bacon. So he drives as fast as he can to get with his friend Mike to tell him the story. Whe he arrives at Mikes house, he discovers him laying in a bathtub full of maple syrup with raw bacon strips wrapped around various parts of his naked body. Aroused and salivating, he began to disrobe. Mike wakes up and is like, "DUDE wtf.jpg !" I just need to dip into the syrup for a moment to clean up before we go and look for a guy who is laying in a ditch 20 miles away; I have had a vision that he loves bacon more than we do!! Mate what drugs were you on when you had that vision . Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
yamahawg Posted May 8, 2009 Share Posted May 8, 2009 Once upon a time a man who love bacon fell in love with a pig. A few days later, he had the swine flu. Dying, he decided to travel the world. He drove until he found the mud. Then he said, "Hey guys, watch this!". and he do some fancy stunts with his new Pathfinder. Unfortunately, his love-pig fell out the window. Not realizing this he continued doing doughnuts, repeatedly driving over his lover with his churning rear tires!! Then he thought he could smell fresh cooked bacon and stopped to figure out where the smell was coming from. It turned out to be his exhaust pipes. So he sat down, and ate what was left of his lover. After the good meal, he diced to go home. Ended up rolling his truck into the ditch! "I can't believe I'm alive" he laughed. But he... fell to his knees vomiting and passed out. As he lay there, he had a quite vivid dream. He was standing naked on top of a tall mountain with hundreds of piglets throwing baby gherkins at him. He retaliated with a BB gun and shot all the piglets. Drool ran from his comatose mouth as the thought of all that bacon piled up. Eventually he regained consciousness laying in a ditch, covered with vomit, next to his rolled truck and realized how hungry he was now. Then suddenly a girl appears from the distance and kicks him in the "ding-ding"! "Hey! you ganna eat this?" she asked, pulling a slab of bacon off the still steaming exhaustpipe. Twenty miles away, sitting on his porch, a young man sipped a cold beer as he watched the storm coming in over the foothiils. Quickly realised that the rain would spoil the bacon . So, in his best McGyver fashion, he quickly whipped up a protective bacon enclosure from nothing more than a paperclip, a piece of string and an old Jeep steering wheel. So he packed up his homemade gizmo into his pathy and went in search of his friend with the bacon. So he drives as fast as he can to get with his friend Mike to tell him the story. Whe he arrives at Mikes house, he discovers him laying in a bathtub full of maple syrup with raw bacon strips wrapped around various parts of his naked body. Aroused and salivating, he began to disrobe. Mike wakes up and is like, "DUDE wtf.jpg !" I just need to dip into the syrup for a moment to clean up before we go and look for a guy who is laying in a ditch 20 miles away; I have had a vision that he loves bacon more than we do!! Mate what drugs were you on when you had that vision . Don't fight it Mike, now squeal like a pig boy! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GrimGreg Posted May 8, 2009 Share Posted May 8, 2009 Once upon a time a man who love bacon fell in love with a pig. A few days later, he had the swine flu. Dying, he decided to travel the world. He drove until he found the mud. Then he said, "Hey guys, watch this!". and he do some fancy stunts with his new Pathfinder. Unfortunately, his love-pig fell out the window. Not realizing this he continued doing doughnuts, repeatedly driving over his lover with his churning rear tires!! Then he thought he could smell fresh cooked bacon and stopped to figure out where the smell was coming from. It turned out to be his exhaust pipes. So he sat down, and ate what was left of his lover. After the good meal, he diced to go home. Ended up rolling his truck into the ditch! "I can't believe I'm alive" he laughed. But he... fell to his knees vomiting and passed out. As he lay there, he had a quite vivid dream. He was standing naked on top of a tall mountain with hundreds of piglets throwing baby gherkins at him. He retaliated with a BB gun and shot all the piglets. Drool ran from his comatose mouth as the thought of all that bacon piled up. Eventually he regained consciousness laying in a ditch, covered with vomit, next to his rolled truck and realized how hungry he was now. Then suddenly a girl appears from the distance and kicks him in the "ding-ding"! "Hey! you ganna eat this?" she asked, pulling a slab of bacon off the still steaming exhaustpipe. Twenty miles away, sitting on his porch, a young man sipped a cold beer as he watched the storm coming in over the foothiils. Quickly realised that the rain would spoil the bacon . So, in his best McGyver fashion, he quickly whipped up a protective bacon enclosure from nothing more than a paperclip, a piece of string and an old Jeep steering wheel. So he packed up his homemade gizmo into his pathy and went in search of his friend with the bacon. So he drives as fast as he can to get with his friend Mike to tell him the story. Whe he arrives at Mikes house, he discovers him laying in a bathtub full of maple syrup with raw bacon strips wrapped around various parts of his naked body. Aroused and salivating, he began to disrobe. Mike wakes up and is like, "DUDE wtf.jpg !" I just need to dip into the syrup for a moment to clean up before we go and look for a guy who is laying in a ditch 20 miles away; I have had a vision that he loves bacon more than we do!! Mate what drugs were you on when you had that vision . Don't fight it Mike, now squeal like a pig boy! In the distance banjos could be heard. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
headpeace Posted May 8, 2009 Share Posted May 8, 2009 Once upon a time a man who love bacon fell in love with a pig. A few days later, he had the swine flu. Dying, he decided to travel the world. He drove until he found the mud. Then he said, "Hey guys, watch this!". and he do some fancy stunts with his new Pathfinder. Unfortunately, his love-pig fell out the window. Not realizing this he continued doing doughnuts, repeatedly driving over his lover with his churning rear tires!! Then he thought he could smell fresh cooked bacon and stopped to figure out where the smell was coming from. It turned out to be his exhaust pipes. So he sat down, and ate what was left of his lover. After the good meal, he diced to go home. Ended up rolling his truck into the ditch! "I can't believe I'm alive" he laughed. But he... fell to his knees vomiting and passed out. As he lay there, he had a quite vivid dream. He was standing naked on top of a tall mountain with hundreds of piglets throwing baby gherkins at him. He retaliated with a BB gun and shot all the piglets. Drool ran from his comatose mouth as the thought of all that bacon piled up. Eventually he regained consciousness laying in a ditch, covered with vomit, next to his rolled truck and realized how hungry he was now. Then suddenly a girl appears from the distance and kicks him in the "ding-ding"! "Hey! you ganna eat this?" she asked, pulling a slab of bacon off the still steaming exhaustpipe. Twenty miles away, sitting on his porch, a young man sipped a cold beer as he watched the storm coming in over the foothiils. Quickly realised that the rain would spoil the bacon . So, in his best McGyver fashion, he quickly whipped up a protective bacon enclosure from nothing more than a paperclip, a piece of string and an old Jeep steering wheel. So he packed up his homemade gizmo into his pathy and went in search of his friend with the bacon. So he drives as fast as he can to get with his friend Mike to tell him the story. Whe he arrives at Mikes house, he discovers him laying in a bathtub full of maple syrup with raw bacon strips wrapped around various parts of his naked body. Aroused and salivating, he began to disrobe. Mike wakes up and is like, "DUDE wtf.jpg !" I just need to dip into the syrup for a moment to clean up before we go and look for a guy who is laying in a ditch 20 miles away; I have had a vision that he loves bacon more than we do!! Mate what drugs were you on when you had that vision . Don't fight it Mike, now squeal like a pig boy! In the distance banjos could be heard. Mike reached over and pulled out his shotgun. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
k9sar Posted May 9, 2009 Share Posted May 9, 2009 Once upon a time a man who love bacon fell in love with a pig. A few days later, he had the swine flu. Dying, he decided to travel the world. He drove until he found the mud. Then he said, "Hey guys, watch this!". and he do some fancy stunts with his new Pathfinder. Unfortunately, his love-pig fell out the window. Not realizing this he continued doing doughnuts, repeatedly driving over his lover with his churning rear tires!! Then he thought he could smell fresh cooked bacon and stopped to figure out where the smell was coming from. It turned out to be his exhaust pipes. So he sat down, and ate what was left of his lover. After the good meal, he diced to go home. Ended up rolling his truck into the ditch! "I can't believe I'm alive" he laughed. But he... fell to his knees vomiting and passed out. As he lay there, he had a quite vivid dream. He was standing naked on top of a tall mountain with hundreds of piglets throwing baby gherkins at him. He retaliated with a BB gun and shot all the piglets. Drool ran from his comatose mouth as the thought of all that bacon piled up. Eventually he regained consciousness laying in a ditch, covered with vomit, next to his rolled truck and realized how hungry he was now. Then suddenly a girl appears from the distance and kicks him in the "ding-ding"! "Hey! you ganna eat this?" she asked, pulling a slab of bacon off the still steaming exhaustpipe. Twenty miles away, sitting on his porch, a young man sipped a cold beer as he watched the storm coming in over the foothiils. Quickly realised that the rain would spoil the bacon . So, in his best McGyver fashion, he quickly whipped up a protective bacon enclosure from nothing more than a paperclip, a piece of string and an old Jeep steering wheel. So he packed up his homemade gizmo into his pathy and went in search of his friend with the bacon. So he drives as fast as he can to get with his friend Mike to tell him the story. Whe he arrives at Mikes house, he discovers him laying in a bathtub full of maple syrup with raw bacon strips wrapped around various parts of his naked body. Aroused and salivating, he began to disrobe. Mike wakes up and is like, "DUDE wtf.jpg !" I just need to dip into the syrup for a moment to clean up before we go and look for a guy who is laying in a ditch 20 miles away; I have had a vision that he loves bacon more than we do!! Mate what drugs were you on when you had that vision . Don't fight it Mike, now squeal like a pig boy! In the distance banjos could be heard. Mike reached over and pulled out his shotgun. (That was his pet name for his manhood). Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
yamahawg Posted May 9, 2009 Share Posted May 9, 2009 Once upon a time a man who love bacon fell in love with a pig. A few days later, he had the swine flu. Dying, he decided to travel the world. He drove until he found the mud. Then he said, "Hey guys, watch this!". and he do some fancy stunts with his new Pathfinder. Unfortunately, his love-pig fell out the window. Not realizing this he continued doing doughnuts, repeatedly driving over his lover with his churning rear tires!! Then he thought he could smell fresh cooked bacon and stopped to figure out where the smell was coming from. It turned out to be his exhaust pipes. So he sat down, and ate what was left of his lover. After the good meal, he diced to go home. Ended up rolling his truck into the ditch! "I can't believe I'm alive" he laughed. But he... fell to his knees vomiting and passed out. As he lay there, he had a quite vivid dream. He was standing naked on top of a tall mountain with hundreds of piglets throwing baby gherkins at him. He retaliated with a BB gun and shot all the piglets. Drool ran from his comatose mouth as the thought of all that bacon piled up. Eventually he regained consciousness laying in a ditch, covered with vomit, next to his rolled truck and realized how hungry he was now. Then suddenly a girl appears from the distance and kicks him in the "ding-ding"! "Hey! you ganna eat this?" she asked, pulling a slab of bacon off the still steaming exhaustpipe. Twenty miles away, sitting on his porch, a young man sipped a cold beer as he watched the storm coming in over the foothiils. Quickly realised that the rain would spoil the bacon . So, in his best McGyver fashion, he quickly whipped up a protective bacon enclosure from nothing more than a paperclip, a piece of string and an old Jeep steering wheel. So he packed up his homemade gizmo into his pathy and went in search of his friend with the bacon. So he drives as fast as he can to get with his friend Mike to tell him the story. Whe he arrives at Mikes house, he discovers him laying in a bathtub full of maple syrup with raw bacon strips wrapped around various parts of his naked body. Aroused and salivating, he began to disrobe. Mike wakes up and is like, "DUDE wtf.jpg !" I just need to dip into the syrup for a moment to clean up before we go and look for a guy who is laying in a ditch 20 miles away; I have had a vision that he loves bacon more than we do!! Mate what drugs were you on when you had that vision . Don't fight it Mike, now squeal like a pig boy! In the distance banjos could be heard. Mike reached over and pulled out his shotgun. (That was his pet name for his manhood). He slowly unwrapped it from the bacon strip covering. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cyril Posted May 10, 2009 Share Posted May 10, 2009 Once upon a time a man who love bacon fell in love with a pig. A few days later, he had the swine flu. Dying, he decided to travel the world. He drove until he found the mud. Then he said, "Hey guys, watch this!". and he do some fancy stunts with his new Pathfinder. Unfortunately, his love-pig fell out the window. Not realizing this he continued doing doughnuts, repeatedly driving over his lover with his churning rear tires!! Then he thought he could smell fresh cooked bacon and stopped to figure out where the smell was coming from. It turned out to be his exhaust pipes. So he sat down, and ate what was left of his lover. After the good meal, he diced to go home. Ended up rolling his truck into the ditch! "I can't believe I'm alive" he laughed. But he... fell to his knees vomiting and passed out. As he lay there, he had a quite vivid dream. He was standing naked on top of a tall mountain with hundreds of piglets throwing baby gherkins at him. He retaliated with a BB gun and shot all the piglets. Drool ran from his comatose mouth as the thought of all that bacon piled up. Eventually he regained consciousness laying in a ditch, covered with vomit, next to his rolled truck and realized how hungry he was now. Then suddenly a girl appears from the distance and kicks him in the "ding-ding"! "Hey! you ganna eat this?" she asked, pulling a slab of bacon off the still steaming exhaustpipe. Twenty miles away, sitting on his porch, a young man sipped a cold beer as he watched the storm coming in over the foothiils. Quickly realised that the rain would spoil the bacon . So, in his best McGyver fashion, he quickly whipped up a protective bacon enclosure from nothing more than a paperclip, a piece of string and an old Jeep steering wheel. So he packed up his homemade gizmo into his pathy and went in search of his friend with the bacon. So he drives as fast as he can to get with his friend Mike to tell him the story. Whe he arrives at Mikes house, he discovers him laying in a bathtub full of maple syrup with raw bacon strips wrapped around various parts of his naked body. Aroused and salivating, he began to disrobe. Mike wakes up and is like, "DUDE wtf.jpg !" I just need to dip into the syrup for a moment to clean up before we go and look for a guy who is laying in a ditch 20 miles away; I have had a vision that he loves bacon more than we do!! Mate what drugs were you on when you had that vision . Don't fight it Mike, now squeal like a pig boy! In the distance banjos could be heard. Mike reached over and pulled out his shotgun. (That was his pet name for his manhood). He slowly unwrapped it from the bacon strip covering. But the bacon had caused his manhood to go gangrene . Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ramon Posted May 11, 2009 Author Share Posted May 11, 2009 Once upon a time a man who love bacon fell in love with a pig. A few days later, he had the swine flu. Dying, he decided to travel the world. He drove until he found the mud. Then he said, "Hey guys, watch this!". and he do some fancy stunts with his new Pathfinder. Unfortunately, his love-pig fell out the window. Not realizing this he continued doing doughnuts, repeatedly driving over his lover with his churning rear tires!! Then he thought he could smell fresh cooked bacon and stopped to figure out where the smell was coming from. It turned out to be his exhaust pipes. So he sat down, and ate what was left of his lover. After the good meal, he diced to go home. Ended up rolling his truck into the ditch! "I can't believe I'm alive" he laughed. But he... fell to his knees vomiting and passed out. As he lay there, he had a quite vivid dream. He was standing naked on top of a tall mountain with hundreds of piglets throwing baby gherkins at him. He retaliated with a BB gun and shot all the piglets. Drool ran from his comatose mouth as the thought of all that bacon piled up. Eventually he regained consciousness laying in a ditch, covered with vomit, next to his rolled truck and realized how hungry he was now. Then suddenly a girl appears from the distance and kicks him in the "ding-ding"! "Hey! you ganna eat this?" she asked, pulling a slab of bacon off the still steaming exhaustpipe. Twenty miles away, sitting on his porch, a young man sipped a cold beer as he watched the storm coming in over the foothiils. Quickly realised that the rain would spoil the bacon . So, in his best McGyver fashion, he quickly whipped up a protective bacon enclosure from nothing more than a paperclip, a piece of string and an old Jeep steering wheel. So he packed up his homemade gizmo into his pathy and went in search of his friend with the bacon. So he drives as fast as he can to get with his friend Mike to tell him the story. Whe he arrives at Mikes house, he discovers him laying in a bathtub full of maple syrup with raw bacon strips wrapped around various parts of his naked body. Aroused and salivating, he began to disrobe. Mike wakes up and is like, "DUDE wtf.jpg !" I just need to dip into the syrup for a moment to clean up before we go and look for a guy who is laying in a ditch 20 miles away; I have had a vision that he loves bacon more than we do!! Mate what drugs were you on when you had that vision . Don't fight it Mike, now squeal like a pig boy! In the distance banjos could be heard. Mike reached over and pulled out his shotgun. (That was his pet name for his manhood). He slowly unwrapped it from the bacon strip covering. But the bacon had caused his manhood to go gangrene .desperate he search for a doctor to help him Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Morningwould Posted May 11, 2009 Share Posted May 11, 2009 NPORA Old-Timer ***** Group: Members Posts: 378 Joined: 6-October 08 From: Tijuana Mexico Model: SE Year: 1990 Once upon a time a man who love bacon fell in love with a pig. A few days later, he had the swine flu. Dying, he decided to travel the world. He drove until he found the mud. Then he said, "Hey guys, watch this!". and he do some fancy stunts with his new Pathfinder. Unfortunately, his love-pig fell out the window. Not realizing this he continued doing doughnuts, repeatedly driving over his lover with his churning rear tires!! Then he thought he could smell fresh cooked bacon and stopped to figure out where the smell was coming from. It turned out to be his exhaust pipes. So he sat down, and ate what was left of his lover. After the good meal, he diced to go home. Ended up rolling his truck into the ditch! "I can't believe I'm alive" he laughed. But he... fell to his knees vomiting and passed out. As he lay there, he had a quite vivid dream. He was standing naked on top of a tall mountain with hundreds of piglets throwing baby gherkins at him. He retaliated with a BB gun and shot all the piglets. Drool ran from his comatose mouth as the thought of all that bacon piled up. Eventually he regained consciousness laying in a ditch, covered with vomit, next to his rolled truck and realized how hungry he was now. Then suddenly a girl appears from the distance and kicks him in the "ding-ding"! "Hey! you gonna eat this?" she asked, pulling a slab of bacon off the still steaming exhaust pipe. Twenty miles away, sitting on his porch, a young man sipped a cold beer as he watched the storm coming in over the foothills. Quickly realized that the rain would spoil the bacon . So, in his best McGyver fashion, he quickly whipped up a protective bacon enclosure from nothing more than a paperclip, a piece of string and an old Jeep steering wheel. So he packed up his homemade gizmo into his pathy and went in search of his friend with the bacon. So he drives as fast as he can to get with his friend Mike to tell him the story. When he arrives at Mikes house, he discovers him laying in a bathtub full of maple syrup with raw bacon strips wrapped around various parts of his naked body. Aroused and salivating, he began to disrobe. Mike wakes up and is like, "DUDE wtf.jpg !" I just need to dip into the syrup for a moment to clean up before we go and look for a guy who is laying in a ditch 20 miles away; I have had a vision that he loves bacon more than we do!! Mate what drugs were you on when you had that vision . Don't fight it Mike, now squeal like a pig boy! In the distance banjos could be heard. Mike reached over and pulled out his shotgun. (That was his pet name for his manhood). He slowly unwrapped it from the bacon strip covering. But the bacon had caused his manhood to go gangrene .Desperate, he searched for a doctor to help him. Unfortunately they had to amputate. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
k9sar Posted May 11, 2009 Share Posted May 11, 2009 Once upon a time a man who love bacon fell in love with a pig. A few days later, he had the swine flu. Dying, he decided to travel the world. He drove until he found the mud. Then he said, "Hey guys, watch this!". and he do some fancy stunts with his new Pathfinder. Unfortunately, his love-pig fell out the window. Not realizing this he continued doing doughnuts, repeatedly driving over his lover with his churning rear tires!! Then he thought he could smell fresh cooked bacon and stopped to figure out where the smell was coming from. It turned out to be his exhaust pipes. So he sat down, and ate what was left of his lover. After the good meal, he diced to go home. Ended up rolling his truck into the ditch! "I can't believe I'm alive" he laughed. But he... fell to his knees vomiting and passed out. As he lay there, he had a quite vivid dream. He was standing naked on top of a tall mountain with hundreds of piglets throwing baby gherkins at him. He retaliated with a BB gun and shot all the piglets. Drool ran from his comatose mouth as the thought of all that bacon piled up. Eventually he regained consciousness laying in a ditch, covered with vomit, next to his rolled truck and realized how hungry he was now. Then suddenly a girl appears from the distance and kicks him in the "ding-ding"! "Hey! you gonna eat this?" she asked, pulling a slab of bacon off the still steaming exhaust pipe. Twenty miles away, sitting on his porch, a young man sipped a cold beer as he watched the storm coming in over the foothills. Quickly realized that the rain would spoil the bacon . So, in his best McGyver fashion, he quickly whipped up a protective bacon enclosure from nothing more than a paperclip, a piece of string and an old Jeep steering wheel. So he packed up his homemade gizmo into his pathy and went in search of his friend with the bacon. So he drives as fast as he can to get with his friend Mike to tell him the story. When he arrives at Mikes house, he discovers him laying in a bathtub full of maple syrup with raw bacon strips wrapped around various parts of his naked body. Aroused and salivating, he began to disrobe. Mike wakes up and is like, "DUDE wtf.jpg !" I just need to dip into the syrup for a moment to clean up before we go and look for a guy who is laying in a ditch 20 miles away; I have had a vision that he loves bacon more than we do!! Mate what drugs were you on when you had that vision . Don't fight it Mike, now squeal like a pig boy! In the distance banjos could be heard. Mike reached over and pulled out his shotgun. (That was his pet name for his manhood). He slowly unwrapped it from the bacon strip covering. But the bacon had caused his manhood to go gangrene .Desperate, he searched for a doctor to help him. Unfortunately they had to amputate. Saddened by his loss, Mike realized that there was only one future for someone in his condition... become the Secretary of State. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nismojunky Posted May 12, 2009 Share Posted May 12, 2009 Once upon a time a man who love bacon fell in love with a pig. A few days later, he had the swine flu. Dying, he decided to travel the world. He drove until he found the mud. Then he said, "Hey guys, watch this!". and he do some fancy stunts with his new Pathfinder. Unfortunately, his love-pig fell out the window. Not realizing this he continued doing doughnuts, repeatedly driving over his lover with his churning rear tires!! Then he thought he could smell fresh cooked bacon and stopped to figure out where the smell was coming from. It turned out to be his exhaust pipes. So he sat down, and ate what was left of his lover. After the good meal, he diced to go home. Ended up rolling his truck into the ditch! "I can't believe I'm alive" he laughed. But he... fell to his knees vomiting and passed out. As he lay there, he had a quite vivid dream. He was standing naked on top of a tall mountain with hundreds of piglets throwing baby gherkins at him. He retaliated with a BB gun and shot all the piglets. Drool ran from his comatose mouth as the thought of all that bacon piled up. Eventually he regained consciousness laying in a ditch, covered with vomit, next to his rolled truck and realized how hungry he was now. Then suddenly a girl appears from the distance and kicks him in the "ding-ding"! "Hey! you gonna eat this?" she asked, pulling a slab of bacon off the still steaming exhaust pipe. Twenty miles away, sitting on his porch, a young man sipped a cold beer as he watched the storm coming in over the foothills. Quickly realized that the rain would spoil the bacon . So, in his best McGyver fashion, he quickly whipped up a protective bacon enclosure from nothing more than a paperclip, a piece of string and an old Jeep steering wheel. So he packed up his homemade gizmo into his pathy and went in search of his friend with the bacon. So he drives as fast as he can to get with his friend Mike to tell him the story. When he arrives at Mikes house, he discovers him laying in a bathtub full of maple syrup with raw bacon strips wrapped around various parts of his naked body. Aroused and salivating, he began to disrobe. Mike wakes up and is like, "DUDE wtf.jpg !" I just need to dip into the syrup for a moment to clean up before we go and look for a guy who is laying in a ditch 20 miles away; I have had a vision that he loves bacon more than we do!! Mate what drugs were you on when you had that vision . Don't fight it Mike, now squeal like a pig boy! In the distance banjos could be heard. Mike reached over and pulled out his shotgun. (That was his pet name for his manhood). He slowly unwrapped it from the bacon strip covering. But the bacon had caused his manhood to go gangrene .Desperate, he searched for a doctor to help him. Unfortunately they had to amputate. Saddened by his loss, Mike realized that there was only one future for someone in his condition... become the Secretary of State. But he was turned down due to criminal record. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cyril Posted May 12, 2009 Share Posted May 12, 2009 Once upon a time a man who love bacon fell in love with a pig. A few days later, he had the swine flu. Dying, he decided to travel the world. He drove until he found the mud. Then he said, "Hey guys, watch this!". and he do some fancy stunts with his new Pathfinder. Unfortunately, his love-pig fell out the window. Not realizing this he continued doing doughnuts, repeatedly driving over his lover with his churning rear tires!! Then he thought he could smell fresh cooked bacon and stopped to figure out where the smell was coming from. It turned out to be his exhaust pipes. So he sat down, and ate what was left of his lover. After the good meal, he diced to go home. Ended up rolling his truck into the ditch! "I can't believe I'm alive" he laughed. But he... fell to his knees vomiting and passed out. As he lay there, he had a quite vivid dream. He was standing naked on top of a tall mountain with hundreds of piglets throwing baby gherkins at him. He retaliated with a BB gun and shot all the piglets. Drool ran from his comatose mouth as the thought of all that bacon piled up. Eventually he regained consciousness laying in a ditch, covered with vomit, next to his rolled truck and realized how hungry he was now. Then suddenly a girl appears from the distance and kicks him in the "ding-ding"! "Hey! you gonna eat this?" she asked, pulling a slab of bacon off the still steaming exhaust pipe. Twenty miles away, sitting on his porch, a young man sipped a cold beer as he watched the storm coming in over the foothills. Quickly realized that the rain would spoil the bacon . So, in his best McGyver fashion, he quickly whipped up a protective bacon enclosure from nothing more than a paperclip, a piece of string and an old Jeep steering wheel. So he packed up his homemade gizmo into his pathy and went in search of his friend with the bacon. So he drives as fast as he can to get with his friend Mike to tell him the story. When he arrives at Mikes house, he discovers him laying in a bathtub full of maple syrup with raw bacon strips wrapped around various parts of his naked body. Aroused and salivating, he began to disrobe. Mike wakes up and is like, "DUDE wtf.jpg !" I just need to dip into the syrup for a moment to clean up before we go and look for a guy who is laying in a ditch 20 miles away; I have had a vision that he loves bacon more than we do!! Mate what drugs were you on when you had that vision . Don't fight it Mike, now squeal like a pig boy! In the distance banjos could be heard. Mike reached over and pulled out his shotgun. (That was his pet name for his manhood). He slowly unwrapped it from the bacon strip covering. But the bacon had caused his manhood to go gangrene .Desperate, he searched for a doctor to help him. Unfortunately they had to amputate. Saddened by his loss, Mike realized that there was only one future for someone in his condition... become the Secretary of State. But he was turned down due to criminal record. So they gave him a prison to look after , Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
yamahawg Posted May 13, 2009 Share Posted May 13, 2009 Once upon a time a man who love bacon fell in love with a pig. A few days later, he had the swine flu. Dying, he decided to travel the world. He drove until he found the mud. Then he said, "Hey guys, watch this!". and he do some fancy stunts with his new Pathfinder. Unfortunately, his love-pig fell out the window. Not realizing this he continued doing doughnuts, repeatedly driving over his lover with his churning rear tires!! Then he thought he could smell fresh cooked bacon and stopped to figure out where the smell was coming from. It turned out to be his exhaust pipes. So he sat down, and ate what was left of his lover. After the good meal, he diced to go home. Ended up rolling his truck into the ditch! "I can't believe I'm alive" he laughed. But he... fell to his knees vomiting and passed out. As he lay there, he had a quite vivid dream. He was standing naked on top of a tall mountain with hundreds of piglets throwing baby gherkins at him. He retaliated with a BB gun and shot all the piglets. Drool ran from his comatose mouth as the thought of all that bacon piled up. Eventually he regained consciousness laying in a ditch, covered with vomit, next to his rolled truck and realized how hungry he was now. Then suddenly a girl appears from the distance and kicks him in the "ding-ding"! "Hey! you gonna eat this?" she asked, pulling a slab of bacon off the still steaming exhaust pipe. Twenty miles away, sitting on his porch, a young man sipped a cold beer as he watched the storm coming in over the foothills. Quickly realized that the rain would spoil the bacon . So, in his best McGyver fashion, he quickly whipped up a protective bacon enclosure from nothing more than a paperclip, a piece of string and an old Jeep steering wheel. So he packed up his homemade gizmo into his pathy and went in search of his friend with the bacon. So he drives as fast as he can to get with his friend Mike to tell him the story. When he arrives at Mikes house, he discovers him laying in a bathtub full of maple syrup with raw bacon strips wrapped around various parts of his naked body. Aroused and salivating, he began to disrobe. Mike wakes up and is like, "DUDE wtf.jpg !" I just need to dip into the syrup for a moment to clean up before we go and look for a guy who is laying in a ditch 20 miles away; I have had a vision that he loves bacon more than we do!! Mate what drugs were you on when you had that vision . Don't fight it Mike, now squeal like a pig boy! In the distance banjos could be heard. Mike reached over and pulled out his shotgun. (That was his pet name for his manhood). He slowly unwrapped it from the bacon strip covering. But the bacon had caused his manhood to go gangrene .Desperate, he searched for a doctor to help him. Unfortunately they had to amputate. Saddened by his loss, Mike realized that there was only one future for someone in his condition... become the Secretary of State. But he was turned down due to criminal record. So they gave him a prison to look after , and he renamed it The Transexual Penitentionary. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GrimGreg Posted May 13, 2009 Share Posted May 13, 2009 Once upon a time a man who love bacon fell in love with a pig. A few days later, he had the swine flu. Dying, he decided to travel the world. He drove until he found the mud. Then he said, "Hey guys, watch this!". and he do some fancy stunts with his new Pathfinder. Unfortunately, his love-pig fell out the window. Not realizing this he continued doing doughnuts, repeatedly driving over his lover with his churning rear tires!! Then he thought he could smell fresh cooked bacon and stopped to figure out where the smell was coming from. It turned out to be his exhaust pipes. So he sat down, and ate what was left of his lover. After the good meal, he diced to go home. Ended up rolling his truck into the ditch! "I can't believe I'm alive" he laughed. But he... fell to his knees vomiting and passed out. As he lay there, he had a quite vivid dream. He was standing naked on top of a tall mountain with hundreds of piglets throwing baby gherkins at him. He retaliated with a BB gun and shot all the piglets. Drool ran from his comatose mouth as the thought of all that bacon piled up. Eventually he regained consciousness laying in a ditch, covered with vomit, next to his rolled truck and realized how hungry he was now. Then suddenly a girl appears from the distance and kicks him in the "ding-ding"! "Hey! you gonna eat this?" she asked, pulling a slab of bacon off the still steaming exhaust pipe. Twenty miles away, sitting on his porch, a young man sipped a cold beer as he watched the storm coming in over the foothills. Quickly realized that the rain would spoil the bacon . So, in his best McGyver fashion, he quickly whipped up a protective bacon enclosure from nothing more than a paperclip, a piece of string and an old Jeep steering wheel. So he packed up his homemade gizmo into his pathy and went in search of his friend with the bacon. So he drives as fast as he can to get with his friend Mike to tell him the story. When he arrives at Mikes house, he discovers him laying in a bathtub full of maple syrup with raw bacon strips wrapped around various parts of his naked body. Aroused and salivating, he began to disrobe. Mike wakes up and is like, "DUDE wtf.jpg !" I just need to dip into the syrup for a moment to clean up before we go and look for a guy who is laying in a ditch 20 miles away; I have had a vision that he loves bacon more than we do!! Mate what drugs were you on when you had that vision . Don't fight it Mike, now squeal like a pig boy! In the distance banjos could be heard. Mike reached over and pulled out his shotgun. (That was his pet name for his manhood). He slowly unwrapped it from the bacon strip covering. But the bacon had caused his manhood to go gangrene .Desperate, he searched for a doctor to help him. Unfortunately they had to amputate. Saddened by his loss, Mike realized that there was only one future for someone in his condition... become the Secretary of State. But he was turned down due to criminal record. So they gave him a prison to look after , and he renamed it The Transexual Penitentionary. He decided to make it a farming prison, Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
k9sar Posted May 13, 2009 Share Posted May 13, 2009 Once upon a time a man who love bacon fell in love with a pig. A few days later, he had the swine flu. Dying, he decided to travel the world. He drove until he found the mud. Then he said, "Hey guys, watch this!". and he do some fancy stunts with his new Pathfinder. Unfortunately, his love-pig fell out the window. Not realizing this he continued doing doughnuts, repeatedly driving over his lover with his churning rear tires!! Then he thought he could smell fresh cooked bacon and stopped to figure out where the smell was coming from. It turned out to be his exhaust pipes. So he sat down, and ate what was left of his lover. After the good meal, he diced to go home. Ended up rolling his truck into the ditch! "I can't believe I'm alive" he laughed. But he... fell to his knees vomiting and passed out. As he lay there, he had a quite vivid dream. He was standing naked on top of a tall mountain with hundreds of piglets throwing baby gherkins at him. He retaliated with a BB gun and shot all the piglets. Drool ran from his comatose mouth as the thought of all that bacon piled up. Eventually he regained consciousness laying in a ditch, covered with vomit, next to his rolled truck and realized how hungry he was now. Then suddenly a girl appears from the distance and kicks him in the "ding-ding"! "Hey! you gonna eat this?" she asked, pulling a slab of bacon off the still steaming exhaust pipe. Twenty miles away, sitting on his porch, a young man sipped a cold beer as he watched the storm coming in over the foothills. Quickly realized that the rain would spoil the bacon . So, in his best McGyver fashion, he quickly whipped up a protective bacon enclosure from nothing more than a paperclip, a piece of string and an old Jeep steering wheel. So he packed up his homemade gizmo into his pathy and went in search of his friend with the bacon. So he drives as fast as he can to get with his friend Mike to tell him the story. When he arrives at Mikes house, he discovers him laying in a bathtub full of maple syrup with raw bacon strips wrapped around various parts of his naked body. Aroused and salivating, he began to disrobe. Mike wakes up and is like, "DUDE wtf.jpg !" I just need to dip into the syrup for a moment to clean up before we go and look for a guy who is laying in a ditch 20 miles away; I have had a vision that he loves bacon more than we do!! Mate what drugs were you on when you had that vision . Don't fight it Mike, now squeal like a pig boy! In the distance banjos could be heard. Mike reached over and pulled out his shotgun. (That was his pet name for his manhood). He slowly unwrapped it from the bacon strip covering. But the bacon had caused his manhood to go gangrene .Desperate, he searched for a doctor to help him. Unfortunately they had to amputate. Saddened by his loss, Mike realized that there was only one future for someone in his condition... become the Secretary of State. But he was turned down due to criminal record. So they gave him a prison to look after , and he renamed it The Transexual Penitentionary. He decided to make it a farming prison with a side business in the candy industry specializing in packing fudge. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Precise1 Posted May 13, 2009 Share Posted May 13, 2009 Once upon a time a man who love bacon fell in love with a pig. A few days later, he had the swine flu. Dying, he decided to travel the world. He drove until he found the mud. Then he said, "Hey guys, watch this!". and he do some fancy stunts with his new Pathfinder. Unfortunately, his love-pig fell out the window. Not realizing this he continued doing doughnuts, repeatedly driving over his lover with his churning rear tires!! Then he thought he could smell fresh cooked bacon and stopped to figure out where the smell was coming from. It turned out to be his exhaust pipes. So he sat down, and ate what was left of his lover. After the good meal, he diced to go home. Ended up rolling his truck into the ditch! "I can't believe I'm alive" he laughed. But he... fell to his knees vomiting and passed out. As he lay there, he had a quite vivid dream. He was standing naked on top of a tall mountain with hundreds of piglets throwing baby gherkins at him. He retaliated with a BB gun and shot all the piglets. Drool ran from his comatose mouth as the thought of all that bacon piled up. Eventually he regained consciousness laying in a ditch, covered with vomit, next to his rolled truck and realized how hungry he was now. Then suddenly a girl appears from the distance and kicks him in the "ding-ding"! "Hey! you gonna eat this?" she asked, pulling a slab of bacon off the still steaming exhaust pipe. Twenty miles away, sitting on his porch, a young man sipped a cold beer as he watched the storm coming in over the foothills. Quickly realized that the rain would spoil the bacon . So, in his best McGyver fashion, he quickly whipped up a protective bacon enclosure from nothing more than a paperclip, a piece of string and an old Jeep steering wheel. So he packed up his homemade gizmo into his pathy and went in search of his friend with the bacon. So he drives as fast as he can to get with his friend Mike to tell him the story. When he arrives at Mikes house, he discovers him laying in a bathtub full of maple syrup with raw bacon strips wrapped around various parts of his naked body. Aroused and salivating, he began to disrobe. Mike wakes up and is like, "DUDE wtf.jpg !" I just need to dip into the syrup for a moment to clean up before we go and look for a guy who is laying in a ditch 20 miles away; I have had a vision that he loves bacon more than we do!! Mate what drugs were you on when you had that vision . Don't fight it Mike, now squeal like a pig boy! In the distance banjos could be heard. Mike reached over and pulled out his shotgun. (That was his pet name for his manhood). He slowly unwrapped it from the bacon strip covering. But the bacon had caused his manhood to go gangrene .Desperate, he searched for a doctor to help him. Unfortunately they had to amputate. Saddened by his loss, Mike realized that there was only one future for someone in his condition... become the Secretary of State. But he was turned down due to criminal record. So they gave him a prison to look after , and he renamed it The Transexual Penitentionary. He decided to make it a farming prison with a side business in the candy industry specializing in packing fudge. The farming devision he named Whole Corn Hollow Farm and staffed it with the largest members of the facility. B Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ramon Posted May 14, 2009 Author Share Posted May 14, 2009 Once upon a time a man who love bacon fell in love with a pig. A few days later, he had the swine flu. Dying, he decided to travel the world. He drove until he found the mud. Then he said, "Hey guys, watch this!". and he do some fancy stunts with his new Pathfinder. Unfortunately, his love-pig fell out the window. Not realizing this he continued doing doughnuts, repeatedly driving over his lover with his churning rear tires!! Then he thought he could smell fresh cooked bacon and stopped to figure out where the smell was coming from. It turned out to be his exhaust pipes. So he sat down, and ate what was left of his lover. After the good meal, he diced to go home. Ended up rolling his truck into the ditch! "I can't believe I'm alive" he laughed. But he... fell to his knees vomiting and passed out. As he lay there, he had a quite vivid dream. He was standing naked on top of a tall mountain with hundreds of piglets throwing baby gherkins at him. He retaliated with a BB gun and shot all the piglets. Drool ran from his comatose mouth as the thought of all that bacon piled up. Eventually he regained consciousness laying in a ditch, covered with vomit, next to his rolled truck and realized how hungry he was now. Then suddenly a girl appears from the distance and kicks him in the "ding-ding"! "Hey! you gonna eat this?" she asked, pulling a slab of bacon off the still steaming exhaust pipe. Twenty miles away, sitting on his porch, a young man sipped a cold beer as he watched the storm coming in over the foothills. Quickly realized that the rain would spoil the bacon . So, in his best McGyver fashion, he quickly whipped up a protective bacon enclosure from nothing more than a paperclip, a piece of string and an old Jeep steering wheel. So he packed up his homemade gizmo into his pathy and went in search of his friend with the bacon. So he drives as fast as he can to get with his friend Mike to tell him the story. When he arrives at Mikes house, he discovers him laying in a bathtub full of maple syrup with raw bacon strips wrapped around various parts of his naked body. Aroused and salivating, he began to disrobe. Mike wakes up and is like, "DUDE wtf.jpg !" I just need to dip into the syrup for a moment to clean up before we go and look for a guy who is laying in a ditch 20 miles away; I have had a vision that he loves bacon more than we do!! Mate what drugs were you on when you had that vision . Don't fight it Mike, now squeal like a pig boy! In the distance banjos could be heard. Mike reached over and pulled out his shotgun. (That was his pet name for his manhood). He slowly unwrapped it from the bacon strip covering. But the bacon had caused his manhood to go gangrene .Desperate, he searched for a doctor to help him. Unfortunately they had to amputate. Saddened by his loss, Mike realized that there was only one future for someone in his condition... become the Secretary of State. But he was turned down due to criminal record. So they gave him a prison to look after , and he renamed it The Transexual Penitentionary. He decided to make it a farming prison with a side business in the candy industry specializing in packing fudge. The farming division he named Whole Corn Hollow Farm and staffed it with the largest members of the facility. Most of the members where killers rappers and two gays, Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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