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[k9sar]

Once upon a time a man who love bacon fell in love with a pig. A few days later, he had the swine flu. Dying, he decided to travel the world. He drove until he found the mud. Then he said, "Hey guys, watch this!". and he do some fancy stunts with his new Pathfinder. Unfortunately, his love-pig fell out the window. Not realizing this he continued doing doughnuts, repeatedly driving over his lover with his churning rear tires!! Then he thought he could smell fresh cooked bacon and stopped to figure out where the smell was coming from. It turned out to be his exhaust pipes. So he sat down, and ate what was left of his lover. After the good meal, he diced to go home. Ended up rolling his truck into the ditch! "I can't believe I'm alive" he laughed. But he... fell to his knees vomiting and passed out. As he lay there, he had a quite vivid dream. He was standing naked on top of a tall mountain with hundreds of piglets throwing baby gherkins at him. He retaliated with a BB gun and shot all the piglets. Drool ran from his comatose mouth as the thought of all that bacon piled up.

 

Eventually he regained consciousness laying in a ditch, covered with vomit, next to his rolled truck and realized how hungry he was now. Then suddenly a girl appears from the distance and kicks him in the "ding-ding"! "Hey! you gonna eat this?" she asked, pulling a slab of bacon off the still steaming exhaust pipe.

 

Twenty miles away, sitting on his porch, a young man sipped a cold beer as he watched the storm coming in over the foothills. Quickly realized that the rain would spoil the bacon . So, in his best McGyver fashion, he quickly whipped up a protective bacon enclosure from nothing more than a paperclip, a piece of string and an old Jeep steering wheel. So he packed up his homemade gizmo into his pathy and went in search of his friend with the bacon. So he drives as fast as he can to get with his friend Mike to tell him the story. When he arrives at Mikes house, he discovers him laying in a bathtub full of maple syrup with raw bacon strips wrapped around various parts of his naked body. Aroused and salivating, he began to disrobe. Mike wakes up and is like, "DUDE wtf.jpg !"

 

I just need to dip into the syrup for a moment to clean up before we go and look for a guy who is laying in a ditch 20 miles away; I have had a vision that he loves bacon more than we do!! Mate what drugs were you on when you had that vision . Don't fight it Mike, now squeal like a pig boy!

 

In the distance banjos could be heard.

 

Mike reached over and pulled out his shotgun. (That was his pet name for his manhood). He slowly unwrapped it from the bacon strip covering. But the bacon had caused his manhood to go gangrene .Desperate, he searched for a doctor to help him. Unfortunately they had to amputate. Saddened by his loss, Mike realized that there was only one future for someone in his condition... become the Secretary of State. But he was turned down due to criminal record. So they gave him a prison to look after , and he renamed it The Transexual Penitentionary. He decided to make it a farming prison with a side business in the candy industry specializing in packing fudge. The farming division he named Whole Corn Hollow Farm and staffed it with the largest members of the facility. Most of the members where killers rappers and two gays, (not that there's anything wrong with that).

 

 

 

 

 

note: forgive the Seinfeld reference but I just saw that episode recently

[Cyril]

Once upon a time a man who love bacon fell in love with a pig. A few days later, he had the swine flu. Dying, he decided to travel the world. He drove until he found the mud. Then he said, "Hey guys, watch this!". and he do some fancy stunts with his new Pathfinder. Unfortunately, his love-pig fell out the window. Not realizing this he continued doing doughnuts, repeatedly driving over his lover with his churning rear tires!! Then he thought he could smell fresh cooked bacon and stopped to figure out where the smell was coming from. It turned out to be his exhaust pipes. So he sat down, and ate what was left of his lover. After the good meal, he diced to go home. Ended up rolling his truck into the ditch! "I can't believe I'm alive" he laughed. But he... fell to his knees vomiting and passed out. As he lay there, he had a quite vivid dream. He was standing naked on top of a tall mountain with hundreds of piglets throwing baby gherkins at him. He retaliated with a BB gun and shot all the piglets. Drool ran from his comatose mouth as the thought of all that bacon piled up.

 

Eventually he regained consciousness laying in a ditch, covered with vomit, next to his rolled truck and realized how hungry he was now. Then suddenly a girl appears from the distance and kicks him in the "ding-ding"! "Hey! you gonna eat this?" she asked, pulling a slab of bacon off the still steaming exhaust pipe.

 

Twenty miles away, sitting on his porch, a young man sipped a cold beer as he watched the storm coming in over the foothills. Quickly realized that the rain would spoil the bacon . So, in his best McGyver fashion, he quickly whipped up a protective bacon enclosure from nothing more than a paperclip, a piece of string and an old Jeep steering wheel. So he packed up his homemade gizmo into his pathy and went in search of his friend with the bacon. So he drives as fast as he can to get with his friend Mike to tell him the story. When he arrives at Mikes house, he discovers him laying in a bathtub full of maple syrup with raw bacon strips wrapped around various parts of his naked body. Aroused and salivating, he began to disrobe. Mike wakes up and is like, "DUDE wtf.jpg !"

 

I just need to dip into the syrup for a moment to clean up before we go and look for a guy who is laying in a ditch 20 miles away; I have had a vision that he loves bacon more than we do!! Mate what drugs were you on when you had that vision . Don't fight it Mike, now squeal like a pig boy!

 

In the distance banjos could be heard.

 

Mike reached over and pulled out his shotgun. (That was his pet name for his manhood). He slowly unwrapped it from the bacon strip covering. But the bacon had caused his manhood to go gangrene .Desperate, he searched for a doctor to help him. Unfortunately they had to amputate. Saddened by his loss, Mike realized that there was only one future for someone in his condition... become the Secretary of State. But he was turned down due to criminal record. So they gave him a prison to look after , and he renamed it The Transexual Penitentionary. He decided to make it a farming prison with a side business in the candy industry specializing in packing fudge. The farming division he named Whole Corn Hollow Farm and staffed it with the largest members of the facility. Most of the members where killers rappers and two gays, (not that there's anything wrong with that) but as most of them were'nt into sore cake holes ,

[Ramon]

Once upon a time a man who love bacon fell in love with a pig. A few days later, he had the swine flu. Dying, he decided to travel the world. He drove until he found the mud. Then he said, "Hey guys, watch this!". and he do some fancy stunts with his new Pathfinder. Unfortunately, his love-pig fell out the window. Not realizing this he continued doing doughnuts, repeatedly driving over his lover with his churning rear tires!! Then he thought he could smell fresh cooked bacon and stopped to figure out where the smell was coming from. It turned out to be his exhaust pipes. So he sat down, and ate what was left of his lover. After the good meal, he diced to go home. Ended up rolling his truck into the ditch! "I can't believe I'm alive" he laughed. But he... fell to his knees vomiting and passed out. As he lay there, he had a quite vivid dream. He was standing naked on top of a tall mountain with hundreds of piglets throwing baby gherkins at him. He retaliated with a BB gun and shot all the piglets. Drool ran from his comatose mouth as the thought of all that bacon piled up.

 

Eventually he regained consciousness laying in a ditch, covered with vomit, next to his rolled truck and realized how hungry he was now. Then suddenly a girl appears from the distance and kicks him in the "ding-ding"! "Hey! you gonna eat this?" she asked, pulling a slab of bacon off the still steaming exhaust pipe.

 

Twenty miles away, sitting on his porch, a young man sipped a cold beer as he watched the storm coming in over the foothills. Quickly realized that the rain would spoil the bacon . So, in his best McGyver fashion, he quickly whipped up a protective bacon enclosure from nothing more than a paperclip, a piece of string and an old Jeep steering wheel. So he packed up his homemade gizmo into his pathy and went in search of his friend with the bacon. So he drives as fast as he can to get with his friend Mike to tell him the story. When he arrives at Mikes house, he discovers him laying in a bathtub full of maple syrup with raw bacon strips wrapped around various parts of his naked body. Aroused and salivating, he began to disrobe. Mike wakes up and is like, "DUDE wtf.jpg !"

 

I just need to dip into the syrup for a moment to clean up before we go and look for a guy who is laying in a ditch 20 miles away; I have had a vision that he loves bacon more than we do!! Mate what drugs were you on when you had that vision . Don't fight it Mike, now squeal like a pig boy!

 

In the distance banjos could be heard.

 

Mike reached over and pulled out his shotgun. (That was his pet name for his manhood). He slowly unwrapped it from the bacon strip covering. But the bacon had caused his manhood to go gangrene .Desperate, he searched for a doctor to help him. Unfortunately they had to amputate. Saddened by his loss, Mike realized that there was only one future for someone in his condition... become the Secretary of State. But he was turned down due to criminal record. So they gave him a prison to look after , and he renamed it The Transexual Penitentionary. He decided to make it a farming prison with a side business in the candy industry specializing in packing fudge. The farming division he named Whole Corn Hollow Farm and staffed it with the largest members of the facility. Most of the members where killers rappers and two gays, (not that there's anything wrong with that) but as most of them were'nt into sore cake holes ,even so everything was going on very well on business

[yamahawg]

Once upon a time a man who love bacon fell in love with a pig. A few days later, he had the swine flu. Dying, he decided to travel the world. He drove until he found the mud. Then he said, "Hey guys, watch this!". and he do some fancy stunts with his new Pathfinder. Unfortunately, his love-pig fell out the window. Not realizing this he continued doing doughnuts, repeatedly driving over his lover with his churning rear tires!! Then he thought he could smell fresh cooked bacon and stopped to figure out where the smell was coming from. It turned out to be his exhaust pipes. So he sat down, and ate what was left of his lover. After the good meal, he diced to go home. Ended up rolling his truck into the ditch! "I can't believe I'm alive" he laughed. But he... fell to his knees vomiting and passed out. As he lay there, he had a quite vivid dream. He was standing naked on top of a tall mountain with hundreds of piglets throwing baby gherkins at him. He retaliated with a BB gun and shot all the piglets. Drool ran from his comatose mouth as the thought of all that bacon piled up.

 

Eventually he regained consciousness laying in a ditch, covered with vomit, next to his rolled truck and realized how hungry he was now. Then suddenly a girl appears from the distance and kicks him in the "ding-ding"! "Hey! you gonna eat this?" she asked, pulling a slab of bacon off the still steaming exhaust pipe.

 

Twenty miles away, sitting on his porch, a young man sipped a cold beer as he watched the storm coming in over the foothills. Quickly realized that the rain would spoil the bacon . So, in his best McGyver fashion, he quickly whipped up a protective bacon enclosure from nothing more than a paperclip, a piece of string and an old Jeep steering wheel. So he packed up his homemade gizmo into his pathy and went in search of his friend with the bacon. So he drives as fast as he can to get with his friend Mike to tell him the story. When he arrives at Mikes house, he discovers him laying in a bathtub full of maple syrup with raw bacon strips wrapped around various parts of his naked body. Aroused and salivating, he began to disrobe. Mike wakes up and is like, "DUDE wtf.jpg !"

 

I just need to dip into the syrup for a moment to clean up before we go and look for a guy who is laying in a ditch 20 miles away; I have had a vision that he loves bacon more than we do!! Mate what drugs were you on when you had that vision . Don't fight it Mike, now squeal like a pig boy!

 

In the distance banjos could be heard.

 

Mike reached over and pulled out his shotgun. (That was his pet name for his manhood). He slowly unwrapped it from the bacon strip covering. But the bacon had caused his manhood to go gangrene .Desperate, he searched for a doctor to help him. Unfortunately they had to amputate. Saddened by his loss, Mike realized that there was only one future for someone in his condition... become the Secretary of State. But he was turned down due to criminal record. So they gave him a prison to look after , and he renamed it The Transexual Penitentionary. He decided to make it a farming prison with a side business in the candy industry specializing in packing fudge. The farming division he named Whole Corn Hollow Farm and staffed it with the largest members of the facility. Most of the members where killers rappers and two gays, (not that there's anything wrong with that) but as most of them were'nt into sore cake holes ,even so everything was going on very well on business, and he had to hire on 4 more fudge packers to handle the big load.