Scaramoche Posted May 11, 2010 Share Posted May 11, 2010 (edited) If the bulk of your net worth is listed as "Tool", you might be a redneck If you have furniture built with plywood, ducttape and pvc, you might be a redneck If kelly's bluebook lists your car as $800.00, yet have invested $8000.00 in "upgrades" Edited May 11, 2010 by Scaramoche Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MrJim Posted May 11, 2010 Author Share Posted May 11, 2010 If you ever nailed something onto your car, you might be a redneck Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MrJim Posted May 11, 2010 Author Share Posted May 11, 2010 If you ever used your dog and leash as a trolling motor, you might be redneck Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MrJim Posted May 11, 2010 Author Share Posted May 11, 2010 If smelling your shirt is part of the process when you decide what to wear, you might be a redneck. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Precise1 Posted May 11, 2010 Share Posted May 11, 2010 If you own a Confederate flag... B Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MrJim Posted May 11, 2010 Author Share Posted May 11, 2010 If you buy new wheels for your truck one at a time, you might be a redneck Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MrJim Posted May 11, 2010 Author Share Posted May 11, 2010 If you ever reused condoms, you might be a redneck Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MrJim Posted May 11, 2010 Author Share Posted May 11, 2010 If you can fart the tune of "Dixie", you might be a redneck Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MrJim Posted May 11, 2010 Author Share Posted May 11, 2010 If you have ever been to a walmart without shoes, you might be a redneck Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MrJim Posted May 11, 2010 Author Share Posted May 11, 2010 If you ever got so drunk that you did not know where your car was the next day, you might be a redneck Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dagwoodzz Posted May 11, 2010 Share Posted May 11, 2010 If you attend the same church as two or more ex-wives. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KovemaN Posted May 11, 2010 Share Posted May 11, 2010 If you nick-name yourself Bubba and insist that people address you by that name. (My gf's dad) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BIGPHIL Posted May 11, 2010 Share Posted May 11, 2010 ^^ or skeedog lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nismothunder Posted May 12, 2010 Share Posted May 12, 2010 (edited) If you ever asked you dentist to pull all your teeth out so your Beech Nut lasts longer... Edited May 12, 2010 by nismothunder Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KovemaN Posted May 12, 2010 Share Posted May 12, 2010 I mentioned this to my girlfriend and she reminded me that he also has a tattoo bearing his self-given nick name. That's got to be worth extra credit in the redneck world. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MrJim Posted May 12, 2010 Author Share Posted May 12, 2010 If eating crow is not just an expression to you, you might be a redneck Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MrJim Posted May 12, 2010 Author Share Posted May 12, 2010 If you ever painted a face on your naked belly at a stadium, you might be a redneck Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GrimGreg Posted May 12, 2010 Share Posted May 12, 2010 If eating crow is not just an expression to you, you might be a redneck If you have ever stopped the car to pick up "dinner" from the middle of the road, you might be a redneck. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nismothunder Posted May 12, 2010 Share Posted May 12, 2010 If you have more teeth then you wife,you might be a redneck... If you drive a geo with Mopar or no car stickers on it,you might be a red neck... If you drive a K-car with front wheel peel and its jacked up in back,you might be a redneck... If you ever put house speakers in the back seat of your car,you might be a red neck(guilty) If your first car was a truck that had the doors wired shut and 2x4s holding the seat in,you might be a red neck... If you painted 01 and genral lee on you 92 ford tores,you might be a red neck... If you have duct tape racing strips,you might be a redneck... If the gas in the tank cost more then your whole car,you might be a rednck... If you ex-wife had bigger mudders on her car then you have on your truck,you might be a redneck... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MrJim Posted May 12, 2010 Author Share Posted May 12, 2010 If you take your false teeth out as part of foreplay, you might be a redneck. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MrJim Posted May 12, 2010 Author Share Posted May 12, 2010 If you ever pee'd in a radiator in order to make it home after it overheated, you might be a redneck Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MrJim Posted May 12, 2010 Author Share Posted May 12, 2010 If you ever beat up your dad for sleeping with your girlfriend, you might be a redneck. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MrJim Posted May 12, 2010 Author Share Posted May 12, 2010 If you ever high-fived your dad after sleeping with his girlfriend, you might be a redneck Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Precise1 Posted May 12, 2010 Share Posted May 12, 2010 B Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MrJim Posted May 12, 2010 Author Share Posted May 12, 2010 If your mom is dating your ex wife, you might be a redneck Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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