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that is NOT a good saying. LOL

I never said it was a GOOD saying, just a song. Don't be suprised if your significant other don't apriciate you singing it when it's on the radio either...

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Smirnoff. They make good foofoo alcohol, girls love foofoo.

:stickwack: and another :stickwack: *wanders off disgusted*

 

 

 

 

so, cops showed up, that's always fun!

 

 

and, uh, the number you got....... is it a good number?? :sssh:

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:stickwack: and another :stickwack: *wanders off disgusted*

so, cops showed up, that's always fun!

and, uh, the number you got....... is it a good number?? :sssh:

 

All 10 digits and creates competition for Megan fox! yep.... Its a good number ..... :jig:

 

(she sent me a text this morning..."Hey you! You awake yet? get enough sleep?")

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Ahhh the joys of being a recent graduate. I wish those days hadn't come and passed already..

 

Enjoy them while they last, man. I'm 21, and that kinda stuff never happens anymore. It stopped when I was almost 20, haha.

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WTF!!!!!!!!!!!!!! OK totally out of the blue!

 

So I am on my way out to go drop my sister off at a friends house and I swing by Walmart really quick to get a few things... and there is this girl there with an R50 pathy in the parking lot... left her lights on and killed her battery... so i offer her some help and jump her car for her... so i did and i poked some fun, cracked a few jokes, and answered some questions she had about fuel efficiency.... I then ask her if there is anything else i can help her out and she says something like "well, let me give you my number and let me get yours so if i ever need some help i can get some help *wink*" :wtf:

 

She is an 8 on a scale of 1-10 10-hot as F***

Went home on facebook and looked her up and she is 19!

 

I don't get why all this good stuff is happening to me!

 

Kingman... gotta come down some time so my luck will rub off on you and you might actually get some! jk bro :rofl:

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  • 3 weeks later...

first vodka, then date, then sex, kids hopefuly after the wedding, then all to look forward to is the devorce........

 

 

then alot more vodka. at this stage it doesnt matter what brand, its all grog ......

 

 

lol :jig::friday:

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