RowdoggNZ Posted May 14, 2008 Share Posted May 14, 2008 Ok i'm goung to type thisk anbd not erase anything. I gotk a big steel spilnter in my fing;er so i wra0ooped it in tape to draw it out and now ican't type properly lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LandShark Posted May 14, 2008 Share Posted May 14, 2008 :worthless: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pezzy Posted May 14, 2008 Share Posted May 14, 2008 The fingers you have used to dial are too fat. To obtain a special dialing wand, please mash the keypad with your palm now. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LandShark Posted May 14, 2008 Share Posted May 14, 2008 Or just roll your head on the keyboard from side to side. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
94extreme Posted May 14, 2008 Share Posted May 14, 2008 soak it insider... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vengeful Posted May 15, 2008 Share Posted May 15, 2008 Um...Tweezers much? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Precise1 Posted May 15, 2008 Share Posted May 15, 2008 Dude!! Tape?? Use an exactoknife to try to drag it back out by sliding it edgewise against the angle of entry, trying to hook it. This works well. Other than that, use same exacto knife to start digging, using tweezers and a strong magnet to get it out. I have a kit at work specifically for this. If I had a dollar for every metal sliver I have removed, Bill Gates would be mowing my lawn!! Tape?? Who the fek told you that one? B Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RowdoggNZ Posted May 15, 2008 Author Share Posted May 15, 2008 lol a maori taught me that trick It didn't work my fingers just all septic looking now. Sooooo where can i aquire one of these 'exactoknife' thingy majiggybobs. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GrimGreg Posted May 15, 2008 Share Posted May 15, 2008 Hobby shop Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zonianbrat Posted May 15, 2008 Share Posted May 15, 2008 Tape to draw it out? News to me. I too have had and alot of splinter both metal and wood in my hands and the best way is to cut it out. I have become really good at it. The raking method works if it is just under the skin, the deep ones you have to cut into the meat a bit. If it is really deep and you plan on cutting it out just put an ice cube on it for like 5 minutes before you start cutting. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Precise1 Posted May 15, 2008 Share Posted May 15, 2008 It didn't work my fingers just all septic looking now. Sooooo where can i aquire one of these 'exactoknife' thingy majiggybobs. yeah, thats what happens if you don't get it out soon... Exactoknife, hobby knife, etc can be found at hobby shop/arts and crafts shops, hardware stores, home improvement stores, etc. Looks like this... http://www1.mscdirect.com/CGI/NNSRIT?PMPXN...PMT4NO=42972981 ZB is right, the raking method works best if there is something protruding, other wise you have to dig to expose the end. I've pulled some long ones out like that. In 15+ years as a machinist, I've had a few... B Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kittamaru Posted May 16, 2008 Share Posted May 16, 2008 Elmers glue... works great if there is even a slight protrusion... Awesome tip - once you get teh fecker out, dab a spot of superglue over the wound. Superglue has an amazing property- it will, literally, absorb into the skin. It seals the wound shut but, instead of pealing off, your body just "sucks" it up and the skin forms over it. My doctor prescribed SuperGlue for my grandmothers dry, cracked fingers in the winter - works a treat! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RowdoggNZ Posted May 17, 2008 Author Share Posted May 17, 2008 Hehe thats what superglue was developed for. In the war with the wounded soldiers, chuck it all back inside and glue em up Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Precise1 Posted May 18, 2008 Share Posted May 18, 2008 Well, did you get it out?? B Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RowdoggNZ Posted May 18, 2008 Author Share Posted May 18, 2008 *pushes finger hard against computer desk* Nope Hmmm wonder if it will go rusty in there, or whether the body just naturally rejects it. Meh. Sticks and stones will break my bones, but rust will only stop me from getting a Warrant Of Fitness Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Precise1 Posted May 18, 2008 Share Posted May 18, 2008 Well, it may work it's way out, backwards... It may work it's way through if there is no bone in the way, meaning all the way through... It may work it's way in until it it hits bone and becomes a permanent sore point any time it gets pressure... My preference is to dig them out. But hey, I'm just a DFM... Hope it works out for you. B "Warrant of fitness"? Passing military exam? Err, I doubt it, but I don't blame you... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RowdoggNZ Posted May 18, 2008 Author Share Posted May 18, 2008 lol you've gone and confused me now. A dfm? Whats that? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Precise1 Posted May 18, 2008 Share Posted May 18, 2008 Dumb F****** Machinist... B Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RowdoggNZ Posted May 19, 2008 Author Share Posted May 19, 2008 Lol i guess that makes me a dfp then Represent the Dumb fskcing Guise Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Precise1 Posted May 19, 2008 Share Posted May 19, 2008 DFP... Plumber? Policeman? Printer? Plater? Proctologist? Pianist? Hmm, running out of ideas... B Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GrimGreg Posted May 20, 2008 Share Posted May 20, 2008 (edited) DFP... Plumber? Policeman? Printer? Plater? Proctologist? Pianist? Hmm, running out of ideas... B Yeah, "Sheep Flunker" isn't a P ..... Edited May 20, 2008 by GrimGreg Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RowdoggNZ Posted May 20, 2008 Author Share Posted May 20, 2008 DFP... Plumber? Policeman? Printer? Plater? Proctologist? Pianist? Hmm, running out of ideas... B It's actually panel beater but some good guesses lol. What is a proctologist? sounds interesting Yeah, "Sheep Flunker" isn't a P ..... Hehe not quite dude Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jarsiff Posted May 20, 2008 Share Posted May 20, 2008 Proctologist = azz doctor... as in glove snaps to wrist and you start admitting guilt to things you didnt even do Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RowdoggNZ Posted May 20, 2008 Author Share Posted May 20, 2008 lol thats dodgy dude Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Precise1 Posted May 20, 2008 Share Posted May 20, 2008 What is a proctologist? sounds interesting LMAO!! Thats classic!! Like Jarsiff said, it's kinda like a doctor and a plumber combined, but they carry latex gloves rather than a pipe wrench. 'Interesting', I suppose... More depending on which end you are on or what your habbits are... I always wondered about the type that would go to med school with the intent to be a rectal examiner... But hey, like a plumber told me "Smells like $ to me..." Thanks for the laugh, Bud!! B Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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