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devonianwalk

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  1. My doctor told me that I wouldn't have so many nosebleeds if I'd keep my finger out of there.

    1. kdj

      kdj

      My kindergarden teacher has been telling me that...for years now.

    2. theexbrit

      theexbrit

      If you pick your nose long enough your head will cave in.........

       

    3. snowboard419

      snowboard419

      funny my wife said the same thing, about the nosebleeds anyways

  2. It takes a lot of balls to golf the way I do.

    1. nunya

      nunya

      Driving ranges will kick you out if you use a baseball bat... 1st hand experience

    2. kdj

      kdj

      Ha...I read that a couple of times and I just got it! I thought you meant you were a bad golfer. Ha.

  3. I have a prodruding hip ... it's not a "semi"

  4. I was throwing bass, she was throwing back midrange.

    1. Karmann

      Karmann

      Daddy sang bass?

  5. In alcohols defence, I've done some pretty dumb @!*% while completely sober too.

    1. nunya

      nunya

      i blame THOSE moments on coffee, it's not my fault I swear!

    2. ferrariowner123

      ferrariowner123

      Boredom is usually my greatest enemy.

  6. Stuck inside. I hate this summer heat!

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    2. nismothunder
    3. Nefarious

      Nefarious

      most dry summer that I can even remember. only 2 days of real rain all summer and i live on the westcoast of BC!

    4. nunya

      nunya

      Summer days, drifting away to oh.. those su-ummer nights!

  7. Ooo that's funky, that's funky. Like nine cans of shaving powder. That's funky!

  8. SO ready to go camping again. Weather is cooperating now ..

  9. Pull out the lips and over the gums. Watch out testicles, here I .. WHHHhaaaaat?

  10. Boom goes the dynamite!

    1. nismothunder

      nismothunder

      No, Boom goes my rear end.

       

  11. At least, we meet for the first time for the last time ..

  12. Mmm - but she blinded me with science "She blinded me with science!" And failed me in biology

    1. Alkorahil

      Alkorahil

      I don't believe it!

      There she goes again!

      She's tidied up, and I can't find anything!

      All my tubes and wires

      And careful notes

      And antiquated notions

       

    2. nunya

      nunya

      poetry in motion...

    3. devonianwalk

      devonianwalk

      I'm glad I'm in perfect harmony!

       

  13. Not viewing that "Why's my junk so short" thread anymore.

    1. nismothunder

      nismothunder

      So, you only viewed it for a week?

       

    2. devonianwalk

      devonianwalk

      Yeah. Had a lot to digest.

    3. Slartibartfast

      Slartibartfast

      Finally figured out the reason, though.

       

  14. Viewing Topic: Why is my junk so short?

    1. nunya

      nunya

      You must get the hot lunch special!

    2. nismothunder

      nismothunder

      Did you find that on Kyles facebook?

       

  15. I don't have to type whats on my mind.

    1. nunya

      nunya

      yes you do

       

    2. nismothunder

      nismothunder

      But how can we learn too please you with out you telling up?

  16. I've got a finger the size of ...

    1. 5523Pathfinder
    2. nunya

      nunya

      thats what HE said!

  17. Thank you, please drive through.

  18. Ever try to drink a beer with a bloody nose? Kind of sucks really.

    1. 5523Pathfinder

      5523Pathfinder

      Ok, I've heard of a bloody beer, but that's a bit much

    2. stalker

      stalker

      Redbeers..? there pretty good

  19. %$#! .. just broke another nail cracking open a cold one. :/

    1. Slartibartfast

      Slartibartfast

      First world problem?

       

  20. I can't seem to shake that xylophone single from the Looney Tunes out of my head.

    1. theexbrit

      theexbrit

      Gotta love anything Looney tunes!

  21. What's on my mind huh?

    1. ferrariowner123

      ferrariowner123

      tacos, its always tacos with me...

    2. nunya

      nunya

      whats on the mind of the soccer loving miata driver? we all know what that is...

    3. Slartibartfast

      Slartibartfast

      A quart or so of cerebrospinal fluid?

       

  22. I'd like a beater trail rig so I can "un-clinch" my driver seat on tough obsticals.WD21?

  23. Why does Windex think I need the "stream" option? Do they think I want to snipe the stains off of my windows?

    1. RedPath88

      RedPath88

      Just to annoy you haha

    2. ferrariowner123

      ferrariowner123

      Mount a scope on it and see how accurate it can be!

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