NismoSkyZ Posted January 8, 2007 Share Posted January 8, 2007 MZ will prob like this. From an MD. resident to his senator The Honorable Paul S. Sarbanes 309 Hart Senate Office Building Washington DC , 20510 Dear Senator Sarbanes, As a native Marylander and excellent customer of the Internal Revenue Service, I am writing to ask for your assistance. I have contacted the Department of Homeland Security in an effort to determine the process for becoming an illegal alien and they referred me to you. My primary reason for wishing to change my status from U.S. Citizen to illegal alien stem from the bill which was recently passed by the Senate and for which you voted. If my understanding of this bill's provisions is accurate, an illegal alien who has been in the United States for five years, all I need to do to become a citizen is to pay a $2,000 fine and income taxes for three of the last five years. I know a good deal when I see one and I am anxious to get the process started before everyone figures it out. Simply put, those of us who have been here legally have had to pay taxes every year so I'm excited about the prospect of avoiding two years of taxes in return for paying a $2,000 fine. Is there any way that I can apply to be illegal retroactively? This would yield an excellent result for me and my family because we paid heavy taxes in 2004 and 2005. Additionally, as an illegal alien I could begin using the local emergency room as my primary health care provider. Once I have stopped paying premiums for my medical insurance my account figures I could save almost $10,000 a year. Another benefit in gaining illegal status would be that my daughter would receive preferential treatment relative to her law school applications, as well as "in-state" tuition rates for many colleges throughout the United States for my son. Lastly, I understand that illegal status would relieve me of the burden of renewing my driver's license and making those burdensome car insurance premiums. This is very important to me given that I still have college age children driving my car. If you would provide me with an outline of the process to become illegal (retroactively if possible) and copies of the necessary forms, I would be most appreciative. Thank you for your assistance. Your Loyal Constituent, Pete McGlaughlin Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Slick Posted January 8, 2007 Share Posted January 8, 2007 :cool2: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Trainman Posted January 8, 2007 Share Posted January 8, 2007 :cool2: She's Back! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Trainman Posted January 8, 2007 Share Posted January 8, 2007 MZ will prob like this. From an MD. resident to his senator The Honorable Paul S. Sarbanes 309 Hart Senate Office Building Washing..... Only in the US Is this bill really in place? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zonianbrat Posted January 8, 2007 Share Posted January 8, 2007 That is fantastic Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Harbinger Posted January 8, 2007 Share Posted January 8, 2007 I've seen that passed around in e-mail a few times already, but nevertheless its a good read Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
94extreme Posted January 8, 2007 Share Posted January 8, 2007 woot! where do i sign up? :D thanks, that's pretty funny. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NismoSkyZ Posted January 8, 2007 Author Share Posted January 8, 2007 Its kind of sad that that is all true. And that my job is going to be taken by mexicans Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fordsho90 Posted January 9, 2007 Share Posted January 9, 2007 Its kind of sad that that is all true. And that my job is going to be taken by mexicans What are you a Landscaper or a Busboy? or maybe a Migrant farmworker? please I am so tired of that lame ass argument....If your company is moving to Ole' Mexico then I am sorry. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest SuperSon Posted January 9, 2007 Share Posted January 9, 2007 (edited) The best way to save on taxes is go on welfare just like what 72% of the americans do Edited January 9, 2007 by SuperSon Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NismoSkyZ Posted January 9, 2007 Author Share Posted January 9, 2007 What are you a Landscaper or a Busboy? or maybe a Migrant farmworker? please I am so tired of that lame ass argument....If your company is moving to Ole' Mexico then I am sorry. No, I am a grounds tech at a country club. You actually have to know about the properties and behaviors of different kinds of grass. I am just below the supervisor's assistant, yet my job is still being taken. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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