vengeful Posted July 19, 2006 Share Posted July 19, 2006 Good advice from a 1935 Japanese brochure, in English, explaining the rules of the road to foreign drivers: "At the rise of the hand of a policeman, stop rapidly. Do not pass him by or otherwise disrespect him. When a passenger of the foot hove in sight, tootle the horn trumpet to him melodiously at first. If he still obstacles your passage, tootle him with vigor and express by word of mouth the warning, 'Hi, Hi!' Beware the wandering horse that he shall not take fright as you pass him. Do not explode the exhaust box at him. Go soothingly by or stop by the roadside till he pass away. Give space to the festive dog that makes sport in the roadway. Avoid entanglements of dog with your wheel-spokes. So soothingly on the grease-mud, as there lurk the skid demon. Press the brake of the foot as you roll round the corners to save the collapse and tie up." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pezzy Posted July 19, 2006 Share Posted July 19, 2006 Give space to the festive dog that makes sport in the roadway. mmm... dont drive over the sh.tting dog??? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Casey.T Posted July 19, 2006 Share Posted July 19, 2006 "At the rise of the hand of a policeman, stop rapidly. Do not pass him by or otherwise disrespect him. No giving him the alternate #1 symbol So soothingly on the grease-mud, as there lurk the skid demon. Pathy drivers: Have Mud Will Play -bounce- Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iLLlegal Posted July 19, 2006 Share Posted July 19, 2006 hahahaha. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Precise1 Posted July 19, 2006 Share Posted July 19, 2006 Go soothingly by or stop by the roadside till he pass away "What took you so long to get here ?" "I had to pull over and wait for a horse to die..." "What did you do to that guy ?" "I just tootled him with vigor..." B Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vengeful Posted July 19, 2006 Author Share Posted July 19, 2006 "What did you do to that guy ?" "I just tootle him with vigor..." B I wonder if Max is experienced with Vigorous tootling? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jj big shoe Posted July 20, 2006 Share Posted July 20, 2006 Beware the wandering horse that he shall not take fright as you pass him. I'm pretty sure that's what the cookie that came with my mu-shu pork said. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Precise1 Posted July 20, 2006 Share Posted July 20, 2006 I should think that you should be the one afraid JJ... Passing a horse sounds painful at the LEAST !!! :o B Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
88pathoffroad Posted July 20, 2006 Share Posted July 20, 2006 LOL! You guys are bad. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Slick Posted July 20, 2006 Share Posted July 20, 2006 that was great dan!!!! lmfao! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mattd123 Posted July 25, 2006 Share Posted July 25, 2006 i dont know about you guys but i hate when the skid demon attacks Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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