parthy Posted September 15, 2009 Share Posted September 15, 2009 An Australian Love Poem (Who said Australians weren't romantic?) Of course I love ya darlin You're a bloody top-notch bird And when I say you're gorgeous I mean every single word So ya bum is on the big side I don't mind a bit of flab It means that when I'm ready There's somethin there to grab So your belly isn't flat no more I tell ya, I don't care So long as when I cuddle ya I can get my arms round there No sheila who is your age Has nice round perky breasts They just gave in to gravity But I know ya did ya best I'm tellin' ya the truth now I never tell ya lies I think its very sexy That you've got dimples on ya thighs I swear on me nanna's grave now The moment that we met I thought you was as good as I was ever gonna get No matter what u look like I'll always love ya dear Now shut up while the footy's on And fetch another beer Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jadm4x4 Posted September 15, 2009 Share Posted September 15, 2009 thats a frign crack up Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pezzy Posted September 15, 2009 Share Posted September 15, 2009 Let me know when the bruises heal up. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nige Posted September 15, 2009 Share Posted September 15, 2009 hahaahahah good one Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Precise1 Posted September 15, 2009 Share Posted September 15, 2009 *snort* Hey, I could be Australian!! You can keep the footy though... B Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jadm4x4 Posted September 15, 2009 Share Posted September 15, 2009 *snort* Hey, I could be Australian!! You can keep the footy though... B Which version. to bloody many. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
parthy Posted September 18, 2009 Author Share Posted September 18, 2009 Which version. to bloody many. Theres only one australian rules Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DavefromOZ Posted September 18, 2009 Share Posted September 18, 2009 Theres only one australian rules Too right mate, and only one team...The Mighty Cats Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cyril Posted September 20, 2009 Share Posted September 20, 2009 Love it mate . ( southerners , what about real footy like league ) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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