ATM drive-thru instructions

[FUELER]

A new sign in the Bank Lobby reads : 'Please note that this Bank is installing new Drive-through ATM machines enabling customers to withdraw cash without leaving their vehicles. Customers using this new facility are requested to use the procedures outlined below when accessing their accounts. After months of careful research,

MALE & FEMALE procedures have been developed. Please follow the appropriate steps for your gender.'

 

 

MALE PROCEDURE:

1. Drive up to the cash machine.

2. Put down your car window.

3. Insert card into machine and enter PIN.

4. Enter amount of cash required and withdraw.

5. Retrieve card, cash and receipt.

6. Put window up.

7. Drive off.

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FEMALE PROCEDURE:

Unfortunately, most of this part is the truth.!!!!

1. Drive up to cash machine.

2. Reverse and back up the required amount to align car window with the machine.

3. Set parking brake, put the window down.

4. Find handbag, remove all contents on to passenger seat to locate card.

5. Tell person on cell phone you will call them back and hang up.

6. Attempt to insert card into machine.

7. Open car door to allow easier access to machine due to its excessive distance from the car.

8. Insert card.

9. Re-insert card the right way.

10. Dig through handbag to find diary with your PIN written on the inside back page.

11. Enter PIN.

12. Press cancel and re-enter correct PIN.

13. Enter amount of cash required.

14. Check makeup in rear view mirror.

15. Retrieve cash and receipt.

16. Empty handbag again to locate wallet and place cash inside.

17. Write debit amount in check register and place receipt in back of checkbook.

18. Re-check makeup.

19. Drive forward 2 feet.

20. Reverse back to cash machine.

21. Retrieve card.

22. Re-empty hand bag, locate card holder, and place card into the slot provided.!

23. Give dirty look to irate male driver waiting behind you.

24. Restart stalled engine and pull off.

25. Redial person on cell phone.

26. Drive for 2 to 3 miles.

27. Release Parking Brake.

[Precise1]

I believe I have witnessed this, other than #s 26 and 27...

 

B

[unccpathfinder]

hahahaha

[Simon]

Fueler, I didn't know you had met my ex wife. Small world

 

I can say with all honesty, Pezzy is NOT that woman....and that makes me happy.

[Pezzy]

lol, I actually walk to the ATM... It's a bitch to reach down to the drive thru ones. My truck isnt even that high...

[91PathSE]

On time I went to the ATM and cash came out so I yelled "I Win!!!, I Win!!!" and then left.

[Pezzy]

Lmfao, yeah, from time to time I will exclaim 'COME ON BIG MONEY' while it processes my request!

[MY1PATH]

I believe I have witnessed this, other than #s 26 and 27...

 

B

yeh I know somone who does 26 & 27 all the time In hers and mine. She don't drive mine w/o me anymore. (forgeting to realease it is not as bad as forgetting to set it)

ALSO, WHY is there braille on the drive thru ATM?! Its bad eough when somone meets the female procedure description, how bad is it when A BLIND PERSON drives up to the ATM?

[dagwoodzz]

lol, I actually walk to the ATM... It's a bitch to reach down to the drive thru ones. My truck isnt even that high...

 

 

I do the same, because the inputs don't align with the correct buttons unless your at eye level. I always pick the selection above the intended choice.

[91PathSE]

When I had my F150 with its 4sl and 2.5bl lift and 35s I had that problem...depending on which bank it was it wouldnt fit under the roof line.