Guest SuperSon Posted March 28, 2007 Share Posted March 28, 2007 Guys' Rules At last a guy has taken the time to write this all down Finally, the guys' side of the story. (I must admit, it's pretty good.) We always hear "the rules" From the female side. Now here are the rules from the male side. These are our rules! Please note... these are all numbered "1" ON PURPOSE! 1. Men are NOT mind readers. 1. Learn to work the toilet seat. You're a big girl. If it's up, put it down. We need it up, you need it down. You don't hear us complaining about you leaving it down. 1. Sunday sports. It's like the full moon or the changing of the tides. Let it be. 1. Shopping is NOT a sport. And no, we are never going to think of it that way. 1. Crying is blackmail. 1. Ask for what you want. Let us be clear on this one: Subtle hints do not work! Strong hints do not work! Obvious hints do not work! Just say it! 1. Yes and No are perfectly acceptable answers to almost every question. 1. Come to us with a problem only if you want help solving it. That's what we do. Sympathy is what your girlfriends are for. 1. A headache that lasts for 17 months is a Problem. See a doctor. 1. Anything we said 6 months ago is inadmissible in an argument. In fact, all comments become null and void after 7 Days. 1. If you won't dress like the Victoria's Secret girls, don't Expect us to act like soap opera guys. 1. If you think you're fat, you probably are. Don't ask us. 1. If something we said can be interpreted two ways and one of them makes you sad or angry, then we meant the other one 1. You can either ask us to do something Or tell us how you want it done. Not both. If you already know best how to do it, just do it yourself. 1. Whenever possible, Please say whatever you have to say during commercials. 1. Christopher Columbus did NOT need directions and neither do we. 1. ALL men see in only 16 colors, like Windows default settings. Peach, for example, is a fruit, not A color. Pumpkin is also a fruit. We have no idea what mauve is. 1. If it itches, it will be scratched. We do that. 1. If we ask what is wrong and you say "nothing," We will act like nothing's wrong. We know you are lying, but it is just not worth the hassle, besides we know you will bring it up again later. 1. If you ask a question you don't want an answer to,! Expect an answer you don't want to hear. 1. When we have to go somewhere, absolutely anything you wear is fine...Really. 1. Don't ask us what we're thinking about unless you are prepared to discuss such topics as baseball, the shotgun formation, or golf. 1. You have enough clothes. 1. You have too many shoes. 1. I am in shape. Round IS a shape! 1. Thank you for reading this. Yes, I know, I have to sleep on the couch tonight; But did you know men really don't mind that? It's like camping. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zonianbrat Posted March 28, 2007 Share Posted March 28, 2007 I like rule # 1 I can not wait to show this to my wife. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vengeful Posted March 28, 2007 Share Posted March 28, 2007 It's a REPOST. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest SuperSon Posted March 28, 2007 Share Posted March 28, 2007 It's a REPOST. :o Theres one already Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vengeful Posted March 28, 2007 Share Posted March 28, 2007 This has actually been posted several times...on every forum I'm on. Lol. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jdpathy Posted March 28, 2007 Share Posted March 28, 2007 I like #1 too LOL Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Slick Posted March 29, 2007 Share Posted March 29, 2007 1. Men are NOT mind readers. y'all got THAT right.......... btw. neither are WE -alcohol- Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Extreme90path Posted March 29, 2007 Share Posted March 29, 2007 Slick, some girls read minds. Or at least mine it seems and it sucks. xDDD Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TerranoNZ Posted March 29, 2007 Share Posted March 29, 2007 I like rule # 1 I can not wait to show this to my wife. Bwahahahaha Oldie but a goodie Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Slick Posted March 29, 2007 Share Posted March 29, 2007 Slick, some girls read minds. Or at least mine it seems and it sucks. xDDD sssh damnit.... you shouldn't give away female secrets Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mws Posted March 29, 2007 Share Posted March 29, 2007 (edited) It's not actually mind reading - it's far simpler than that. Men have a tendency to be rational and logical. Hence, predictable. Women, on the other hand.... (But I still love them!) Edited March 29, 2007 by mws Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Extreme90path Posted March 29, 2007 Share Posted March 29, 2007 (edited) mws I was being sarcastic but none the less, logic wins, but they cheat. and yes I still love'em! Edited March 29, 2007 by Extreme90path Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Oliver Posted March 31, 2007 Share Posted March 31, 2007 1. Don't ever ask us why we need that new gun. For the same reason that we don't ask you why you need another purse or pair of shoes. We both know the answer already Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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