Star Wars - Most Tired Subject Ever

[Ishpeck]

Bryant: Would you like to hear the worst song ever?

 

http://bryant.rooms.cwal.net/music/Sarah%2...p%20Trooper.mp3

 

Ishpeck: If this song makes me want to destroy all life on Earth, I'll start with your mother.

 

Bryant: ...

 

Ishpeck: That's my special way of saying: "Thanks for breaking the boredom of work."

 

Bryant: You're very welcome.

 

Ishpeck: I think this song was written by the unwashed.

 

Bryant: I used to think that LSD had something to do with its creation.

 

But now I think its LSD, crack AND heroin.

 

Ishpeck: It's got good radio operating practices in it.

 

Probably unintenional, though.

 

Bryant: Well, for what it is worth, it is totally accurate.

 

Ishpeck: It hurts my brain and brings an amused smile at the same time. Painful and amusing.

 

Yup, that clinches it, your mom's gone.

 

Bryant: *bows*

 

Ishpeck: One of these days, I'm going to say something like that and someone's mom is actually going to die and I'll feel like a real asshole.

 

Bryant: Make me feel the force!

 

correction

 

Make me feel The Force!

 

Ishpeck: Midichloreans are sperm.

 

Wait, no: Tachyons are already sperm. Midichloreans are STD's.

 

Bryant: Anakin's father was really a tentacle monster that her mother never admitted to.

 

Ishpeck: "Um. . . there . . . WAS NO FATHER!"

 

"Honestly, Shmi, do you think you're the first whore to have thought that one up?"

 

Bryant: *snicker*

 

Ishpeck: I don't know how the hell I _accurately_ pulled her name out of my ass. . . . I feel dirty now.

 

Bryant: We've all been assreamed by Lucas.

 

and thanked him and asked for more.

 

Ishpeck: We've all been assreamed by Lucas and gotten his midichloreans all over our sphincters.

 

Bryant: Your metaphor is better. I bow.

 

Ishpeck: It therefore stands to reason, you could pull any kind of sore/blister from that area. Including one with the family name "Skywalker."

 

Bryant: One that can make millions, too.

 

Ishpeck: It takes a special kind of person to make millions of dollars by selling the puss from diseased boils on his own rear end.

 

I think Quaigon Jin is Anakin's father -- which explains why he was so morbidly fascinated with the boy.

 

And "there was no father" is Shmi's ex-lover code for "You bastard, you left me to raise the kid alone!"

 

Bryant: Maybe he's just a pedophile who wants to make love to Anakin's sweet, sweet ass.

 

Put some Midichloreans in him.

 

Ishpeck: "Yeah, I'm uh. . . taking . . . uh. . . a blood sample!"

 

"Hold still, boy, or you'll never become a Jedi!"

 

. . .

 

*Seppuku*

 

Bryant: *joins you*

 

Ishpeck: Yeah, we're going to have a keggar with Satan in his penthouse suite for that one.

 

Bryant: Disgaea, here we come!

[NismoSkyZ]

I don't think ive ever been more confused. :confused:

[Trainman]

So if you hate Star Wars, why post a long, confusing thing about it? :confused: :confused:

[iLLlegal]

I don't think ive ever been more confused. :confused:

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[Slick]

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[Jdpathy]

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[k9sar]

huh?

[aries247]

WHAT THE HELL?

[packie88]

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[fordsho90]

X6 There is five minutes that I cant get back