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^ The wacko is just misunderstood < Hates work, hates traveling for work, hates Kentucky v Spends too much time online

Good one!

When I got home last night, my wife demanded that I take her someplace expensive... so, I took her to a gas station... And then the fight started... ********************************************************************** ** After retiring, I went to the Social Security office to apply for Social Security. The woman behind the counter asked me for my driver's license to verify my age. I looked in my pockets and realized I had left my wallet at home. I told the woman that I was very sorry, but I would have to go home and come back later. The woman said, 'Unbutton your shirt'. So I opened my shirt revealing my curly silver hair. She said, 'That silver hair on your chest is proof enough for me' and she processed my Social Security application. When I got home, I excitedly told my wife about my experience at the Social Security office. She said, 'you should have dropped your pants. You might have gotten disability, too.' And then the fight started... ********************************************************************** * My wife and I were sitting at a table at my high school reunion, and I kept staring at a drunken lady swigging her drink as she sat alone at a nearby table. My wife asked, 'Do you know her?' 'Yes,' I sighed, 'She's my old girlfriend. I understand she took to drinking right after we split up those many years ago, and I hear she hasn't been sober since.' 'My God!' says my wife, 'who would think a person could go on celebrating that long?' And then the fight started... ********************************************************************** * I rear-ended a car this morning. So, there we were alongside the road and slowly the other driver got out of his car. You know how sometimes you just get soooo stressed and little things just seem funny? Yeah, well I couldn't believe it... he was a DWARF!!! He stormed over to my car, looked up at me, and shouted, 'I AM NOT HAPPY!!!' So, I looked down at him and said, 'Well, then which one are you?' And then the fight started...

I had a 126 in a 55. On a 24 year old motorcycle!

^ Likes semantics < Morally Challenged (My army psych profile showed a certain moral flexibilty) v Has no idea what that means

I might be able to make next years. Pathy is in no condition to roll off road at the moment. Is there some way to sign up for some kind of email updates for this event in the future?

^ cookies... < Is eating some cookies and cream ice cream V Wants some

YOU DA MAN!!!!!

Aftermarket CD And the VIN plate is spot on, doesn't seem to have been tampered with. Someone just switched the door. I should have looked at it closer. Thanks for all the help.

I wouldn't let him give it to me. Not enough ground clearance. (And the cops follow me enough as it is)

4 in the ZX 6 in the Pathy So 10, which puts me somewhere near the bottom (Too bad I cant count the 30 something loose ones lying around)

Roll into one of the self service car washes with the power washer stuff. Engine degreaser then high pressure rinse. Will get the oil and everything off really easy.

Anyone?

^ Amen < Blew up something on the bike v Is glad it wasn't the pathy

^ Wrong < Knows Stosh's is the best family owned pizza joint in the world (owner owes me favors too) v Likes favors...

^ Mind Reader < Is ordering Stosh's V Is ordering pizza too

Thank you, the wiring diagram is a big help. Alkorahill, you think you can get a mechanical schematic or something along those line on Mon?

^Is wrong < Just finished washing the bike, pathy, and gf's car v feels sorry for me

What do you mean without the clutch engaged? Like with the trans in neutral but without the clutch pushed in? (tried searching, couldn't hit the right combination of keywords I guess)

^ Normal is no fun anyway < Roads are almost dry, time to ride v Doesn't understand the appeal of a 60 degree lean angle at 85mph

I have a switch on my dash to the left of the steering wheel by the hazards that reads "interlock". I press it and nothing seems to happen. Anyone know what is supposed to happen?

Can anyone provide me with a wiring schematic or technical drawing of the different components for teh rear wiper? Mine does not function (hasn't since I got my pathy) and I would like to fix it. Thank you for the help.

Can't tell. The sticker has been torn up a little bit.

^ Sounds like a plan < Waiting for it to stop raining v Can't figure out why

^ Right again < Is with Redfinder, where are the pathy lovin chicks in my area? v Is laughing at me right now