devonianwalk Posted April 14, 2013 Share Posted April 14, 2013 Having eye contact for more than six seconds w/o looking away or blinking reveals a desire for either sex or murder. Me? I have a gun and I'm feeling horny! 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ferrariowner123 Posted April 14, 2013 Share Posted April 14, 2013 This....... i don't even..........WHAT????? 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
devonianwalk Posted April 14, 2013 Author Share Posted April 14, 2013 Yeah, I know. A buddy of mine sent this to me via text. I need to work on my "filters". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kyle94 Posted April 14, 2013 Share Posted April 14, 2013 this &^%*ing guy right here...... ^ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Precise1 Posted April 14, 2013 Share Posted April 14, 2013 Having worked as security, more than 6 seconds of eye contact means I know you are a problem and I'm just waiting for you to blink... B Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ferrariowner123 Posted April 14, 2013 Share Posted April 14, 2013 Yeah, I know. A buddy of mine sent this to me via text. I need to work on my "filters". Or at-least a little more back story!!! lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
devonianwalk Posted April 14, 2013 Author Share Posted April 14, 2013 Having worked as security, more than 6 seconds of eye contact means I know you are a problem and I'm just waiting for you to blink... B Really? Any interesting stories? Or at-least a little more back story!!! lol *noted* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Precise1 Posted April 14, 2013 Share Posted April 14, 2013 Really? Any interesting stories? Like the time that one of the security staff almost shot the busboy when he was unloading his new Sig .45 after hours (blew a hole in the mirror/wall behind the bar about 2 feet to the side of the poor guy)? Or the time that a singer was having a CD debut party in our club, was being a pompous prick to me and my buddy when we were working the door so when he dropped his freebase pipe I tossed it in the storm drain (he freaked out trying to find it, got hammered, pulled a Jim Morrison and we shut him down and threw him out of the club)? Or when two dancers came in late one night looking for Harry and when I said that he had left and probably wouldn't be back, they sized me up and asked if I wanted to go home with them to hang out in the hot tub? Yeah, there are a few. Interesting times... B 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
devonianwalk Posted April 14, 2013 Author Share Posted April 14, 2013 That'll do. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jeremyelvis Posted April 15, 2013 Share Posted April 15, 2013 Having eye contact for more than six seconds w/o looking away or blinking reveals a desire for either sex or murder. Me? I have a gun and I'm feeling horny! This gave me one of those awkward laugh out loud moments in the silence of my work.. odd looks from co-workers and even showed them.. they still think im an idiot... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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