94extreme Posted July 10, 2007 Share Posted July 10, 2007 This is serious stuff....beer contains female hormones! Last month MSU scientists released the results of a recent analysis that revealed the presence of female hormones in beer. Men should take a concerned look at their beer comsumption. The theory is beer contains female hormones (hops contain phytoestrogens); therefore, by drinking enough beer, men can turn into women. To test the theory, 100 men each drank 8 pints of beer within a one hour period. It was then observed that 100% of the tests subjects: 1. Argued over nothing. 2. Refused to apologize when obviously wrong. 3. Gained weight. 4. Talked excessively without making sense. 5. Became overly emotional. 6. Couldn't drive. 7. Failed to think rationally. No further testing was considered necessary. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Terrano Posted July 10, 2007 Share Posted July 10, 2007 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RedPath88 Posted July 10, 2007 Share Posted July 10, 2007 Test results seem solid to me Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
87pathy Posted July 10, 2007 Share Posted July 10, 2007 BWAAWHHHHAAAHHHHAAAAAA thats histerical! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Slick Posted July 10, 2007 Share Posted July 10, 2007 *while you're all drunk, acting like girls, i am outside working on motors* :tonguefinger: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
87pathy Posted July 10, 2007 Share Posted July 10, 2007 But you don't drink beer slick.. isn't it Jack and coke? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
denisb Posted July 10, 2007 Share Posted July 10, 2007 (edited) Yeah what he said^^ Edited July 10, 2007 by denisb Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
94extreme Posted July 10, 2007 Author Share Posted July 10, 2007 *while you're all drunk, acting like girls, i am outside working on motors* :tonguefinger: But you don't drink beer slick.. isn't it Jack and coke? lol.. that's right.. whiskey must have male hormones in it then? lmao Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
daftpup Posted July 11, 2007 Share Posted July 11, 2007 HMMM Thank You for solving the mystery of my embarrassing Gynocomastia. Woe is me...back to the ganj I reckon. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
94extreme Posted July 11, 2007 Author Share Posted July 11, 2007 but don't bogart it my man. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fordsho90 Posted July 13, 2007 Share Posted July 13, 2007 Niiiice Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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