govols74n Posted May 13, 2007 Share Posted May 13, 2007 I thought this was pretty funny/ true.... THINGS THAT ARE DIFFICULT TO SAY WHEN DRUNK: 1. Innovative 2. Preliminary 3. Proliferation 4. Cinnamon THINGS THAT ARE VERY DIFFICULT TO SAY WHEN DRUNK: 1. Specificity 2. Anti-constitutionalistically 3. Passive-aggressive disorder 4. Transubstantiate THINGS THAT ARE DOWNRIGHT IMPOSSIBLE TO SAY WHEN DRUNK: 1. Thanks, but I don't want to have sex. 2. Nope, no more booze for me. 3. Sorry, but you're not really my type. 4. Taco Bell ? No thanks, I'm not hungry. 5. Good evening, officer. Isn't it lovely out tonight? 6. Oh, I couldn't. No one wants to hear me sing karaoke. 7. I'm not interested in fighting you. 8. Thank you, but I won't make any attempt to dance, I have no coordination. 9. Where is the nearest toilet? I refuse to vomit in the street. 10. I must be going home now as I have work in the morning Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Slick Posted May 13, 2007 Share Posted May 13, 2007 hahahahaha! thassa gooooood one! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
csutke Posted May 13, 2007 Share Posted May 13, 2007 (edited) I thought this was pretty funny/ true.... THINGS THAT ARE VERY DIFFICULT TO SAY WHEN DRUNK: 1. Specificity 2. Anti-constitutionalistically 3. Passive-aggressive disorder 4. Transubstantiate Cant say some of those sober Edited May 13, 2007 by csutke Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Slick Posted May 14, 2007 Share Posted May 14, 2007 (edited) i think i should test the above theory tonight..... i will let you know the results.. if i can type by then Edited May 14, 2007 by Slick Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Slick Posted May 14, 2007 Share Posted May 14, 2007 (edited) I thought this was pretty funny/ true.... THINGS THAT ARE VERY DIFFICULT TO SAY WHEN DRUNK: 1. Specificity 2. Anti-constitutionalistically 3. Passive-aggressive disorder 4. Transubstantiate ok.... that's as far as i got........ am i officially "drunk"??? imma bit slow with #3 Edited May 14, 2007 by Slick Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NismoSkyZ Posted May 14, 2007 Share Posted May 14, 2007 very true Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fordsho90 Posted May 18, 2007 Share Posted May 18, 2007 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
unccpathfinder Posted May 25, 2007 Share Posted May 25, 2007 10. I must be going home now as I have work in the morning how about $#&% work is going to suck in the morning...and then show up still buzzing?...still frigging hillarious Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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