Department of Furnishings Security!! Even if they check out clean, your mattress better still have it's tags!!!
Seriously, something everyone should read, digest and comprehend. Perhaps then we can tell the DHS and TSA to piss off?
http://www.theatlantic.com/international/archive/2012/06/americans-are-as-likely-to-be-killed-by-their-own-furniture-as-by-terrorism/258156/
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