Today, I've began to realize that my 95 Pathy was suffering a mid life crisis....
(Hmm, could be likened to 'Lack of Rack Envy Syndrome')
So I called my local 'Rack Attack' advisor who promptly quoted numbers resembling a new set of off road tires.
(He was quickly dismissed as a lunatic ,albeit a complete and totally greedy Capitalist) as my heart slowly settled back to 150 over 80.
Next I scoured the 'Auto Recyling Experts'...(Gawd, how low does one stoop to feed the "Hunger"?) ...DON"T go there Bud - YOU KNOW as well as my shrink does: He called it, 'BeantharDundat' Syndrome.
My 'A.R.E.' dude spoke in heavily accented Russian: :confused:
"Shur, I gott Rrack for U, vom 93 Paddfindr - Vant 125 - Vant 2 by?", he said gauging my eyes for interest as I zoomed in on my quarry...
...an almost complete 93 XE with the left side bashed in.
A young Russian-Canadian mech was dismantling a perfect right fender from this fallen member of the 'Flock' as I blessed the young man silently for his Holy work of restorations and recovery.
My careful gaze fell towards the undamaged roof.
My eyes snaped into focus as I stiffled a slow and careful smile... sly
Before me lay a complete Factory installed Roof Rack with the skinny (aerodynamic) cross members.
Yet, my mind dashed into confusion:
Would it be through bolted? If it was, would I have to tear out my roof liner to intall this unit :o
What anchors were available if I was to use the sheet metal screw method of attachment?
If I used sheet metal screws only, how many washboard back road trips would it take before the whole roof unit would end up as nesting material for the next Pathy to run over it...
I tore myself away from this scene and cranked up the tunes...
Much to my dismay, all I heard from the speakers was:
"Up on the roof...up on the rooof...."