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You Might Be A Redneck If, "____"


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If you keep a tow line permanently tied to your rear bumper just in case, you might be a redneck.

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If you write real slow so your momma can keep up when she reads your letters, you might be a redneck.

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If you have ever parked your truck on top of another vehicle for a photo op, you might be a redneck. (guilty) ;)

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If you ever took a Lincoln Continental four wheeling, you might be a redneck. (guilty again) :)

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If you're still cousins after your divorce, you might be a redneck. (someone seriously asked me that as a joke in a job interview once when he found out I was from Georgia)

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If you ever took a Lincoln Continental four wheeling, you might be a redneck. (guilty again) :)

Hey now... A Celeberty wagon WITH fake woodgrain can replace the Lincoln...

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Hey now... A Celeberty wagon WITH fake woodgrain can replace the Lincoln...

 

That's not bad. I am talking about my Dad's brand new Lincoln back in the mid eighties when they were huge. Its a wonder that he never killed me over half the stuff I used to do. I learned that the Lincoln got further into the mud pits with a lot of momentum. It was like skipping a stone across a lake, until it stopped....

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If your dog and wife ever went missing and you offered a reward for the dog, you might be a redneck

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If the bath mat seems like a reasonable alternative when you run out of toilet paper, you might be a redneck.

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If the neighbors consider you snooty because you have indoor plumbing, you might be a redneck

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If you ever hollered at the kids to face the TV so you could finish having sex, you might be a redneck

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