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You Might Be A Redneck If, "____"


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If you yell things out to the characters on the screen at the movie theater, you might be a redneck

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If your dog is "yourname" JR and your son is "yourname" the third, you might be a redneck. Its a little scary how easy it is for me to come up with these. :)

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If you've ever driven your Pathfinder into a river to tow a jet boat to deeper water (Guilty) :D

 

If your dog gets dirty looks for not picking up your crap.

 

If your vehicle has smoke stacks and is not an 18 wheeler. (Brother will be guilty)

 

If you refer to an education as "Book lurnin".

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If you tie your TV antenna to the outdoor fridge in the back lawn...

:rofl: Classic!

 

Don't forget to mention "of the trailer!"

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