MrJim Posted May 8, 2010 Author Share Posted May 8, 2010 If you keep a tow line permanently tied to your rear bumper just in case, you might be a redneck. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MrJim Posted May 8, 2010 Author Share Posted May 8, 2010 If you every replaced a broken headlight with a fog light, you might be a redneck Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MrJim Posted May 8, 2010 Author Share Posted May 8, 2010 If you ever left your wife for a woman with bigger tires, you might be a redneck. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MrJim Posted May 8, 2010 Author Share Posted May 8, 2010 If you write real slow so your momma can keep up when she reads your letters, you might be a redneck. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MrJim Posted May 8, 2010 Author Share Posted May 8, 2010 If you ever painted racing numbers on the door of your truck, you might be a redneck Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MrJim Posted May 8, 2010 Author Share Posted May 8, 2010 If you have ever parked your truck on top of another vehicle for a photo op, you might be a redneck. (guilty) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MrJim Posted May 8, 2010 Author Share Posted May 8, 2010 If you ever took a Lincoln Continental four wheeling, you might be a redneck. (guilty again) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jj big shoe Posted May 8, 2010 Share Posted May 8, 2010 If your financial retirement plan consists of scratch-off tickets... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MrJim Posted May 8, 2010 Author Share Posted May 8, 2010 If you're still cousins after your divorce, you might be a redneck. (someone seriously asked me that as a joke in a job interview once when he found out I was from Georgia) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nunya Posted May 8, 2010 Share Posted May 8, 2010 If you ever took a Lincoln Continental four wheeling, you might be a redneck. (guilty again) Hey now... A Celeberty wagon WITH fake woodgrain can replace the Lincoln... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MrJim Posted May 8, 2010 Author Share Posted May 8, 2010 Hey now... A Celeberty wagon WITH fake woodgrain can replace the Lincoln... That's not bad. I am talking about my Dad's brand new Lincoln back in the mid eighties when they were huge. Its a wonder that he never killed me over half the stuff I used to do. I learned that the Lincoln got further into the mud pits with a lot of momentum. It was like skipping a stone across a lake, until it stopped.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jj big shoe Posted May 8, 2010 Share Posted May 8, 2010 If you got the nickname "Rusty" due to the color of your teeth... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MrJim Posted May 8, 2010 Author Share Posted May 8, 2010 If you consider Quakerstate a marital aid, you might be a redneck. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jj big shoe Posted May 8, 2010 Share Posted May 8, 2010 If you're idea of Hurricane Insurance is more ratchet straps... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MrJim Posted May 8, 2010 Author Share Posted May 8, 2010 If your dog and wife ever went missing and you offered a reward for the dog, you might be a redneck Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dagwoodzz Posted May 8, 2010 Share Posted May 8, 2010 ooh ooh my favorite because it actually happenend. You got in a fist fight because someone said "Duct tape can't fix that". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
morpheus Posted May 8, 2010 Share Posted May 8, 2010 If you dont understand redneck jokes.... you might be... well, you get it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MrJim Posted May 8, 2010 Author Share Posted May 8, 2010 If the bath mat seems like a reasonable alternative when you run out of toilet paper, you might be a redneck. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jj big shoe Posted May 8, 2010 Share Posted May 8, 2010 If you cruise for chicks at your family reunion... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GrimGreg Posted May 8, 2010 Share Posted May 8, 2010 If corrugated metal is your idea of high end roofing material... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MrJim Posted May 8, 2010 Author Share Posted May 8, 2010 If the neighbors consider you snooty because you have indoor plumbing, you might be a redneck Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MrJim Posted May 8, 2010 Author Share Posted May 8, 2010 If you ever sought medical advise for your kids while at the vet, you might be a redneck Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MrJim Posted May 8, 2010 Author Share Posted May 8, 2010 If you ever hollered at the kids to face the TV so you could finish having sex, you might be a redneck Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MrJim Posted May 8, 2010 Author Share Posted May 8, 2010 If you have ever been refused service at a car wash, you might be a redneck. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MrJim Posted May 8, 2010 Author Share Posted May 8, 2010 If your kids are in the grade as your new wife, you might be a redneck. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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