Slartibartfast Posted September 19, 2018 Share Posted September 19, 2018 ^ needs to tell me a better way to get the pillow stuffing redistributed if mine's not up to his standards < has been known to use a T-shirt as a pillowcase rather than tracking down a real one v cuts holes in pillowcases Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RedPath88 Posted October 2, 2018 Share Posted October 2, 2018 /\ pokes little holes in cases <was excused from jury duty due to a lack of bad guys... or lack of laws being enforced \/ is not old enough to be called up Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bastrdgod Posted October 22, 2018 Share Posted October 22, 2018 ^ Is wrong about that, but what's new? < Just never responds so they don't send notices anymore. ˅ Can't wait for Jury Duty. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Slartibartfast Posted October 23, 2018 Share Posted October 23, 2018 ^ got kicked out of jury for squinting at people, was informed that's not what "jury of your peers" means < got called in, sat around for half an hour, found out the case was settled, judge still felt the need to tell us all about it anyway v wears last year's Halloween costume when called in hopes of being excused Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mjotrainbrain Posted October 23, 2018 Share Posted October 23, 2018 ^ is only a matter of time before people's lives have to be interrupted to determine if he's guilty < haven't been called yet, but then again it's only been a year since it's been possible v has ignored a summons before 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bastrdgod Posted October 24, 2018 Share Posted October 24, 2018 ^ is a rule breaker, heart breaker, doncha mess around with him 《 won't be serving because he is likely to be unable as felons can't, wait, that's probably the one above, trouble maker... v should just ignore summons, they won't follow up, it's too much effort and totally not cost effective 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RedPath88 Posted January 26, 2019 Share Posted January 26, 2019 /\ killed this thread < is not a felon \/ probably is a felon... or watches Fallon.... not sure which is worse Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mjotrainbrain Posted January 26, 2019 Share Posted January 26, 2019 ^ actually is the one who killed the thread by not replying to it < hasn't managed to get involved in illegal shenanigans yet, so I guess I better start watching Fallon v replies in 3 months Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RedPath88 Posted January 27, 2019 Share Posted January 27, 2019 /\ is wrong < is bored \/ is, hopefully, entertaining Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mjotrainbrain Posted January 27, 2019 Share Posted January 27, 2019 ^ more wrong < tired v showers with the light off Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RedPath88 Posted January 28, 2019 Share Posted January 28, 2019 /\ could be right < prefers darkness \/ is afraid of the dark Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mjotrainbrain Posted January 28, 2019 Share Posted January 28, 2019 ^ has a blood pact with the monsters under his bed < keeps light on for safety from said monsters v is a darkness monster Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Slartibartfast Posted January 28, 2019 Share Posted January 28, 2019 ^ doesn't realize the light attracts monsters < does have to squint a lot this time of year now that you mention it v drove away the monsters under his bed by repeatedly asking them how big of tires he could fit with no lift 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mjotrainbrain Posted January 28, 2019 Share Posted January 28, 2019 ^ ought to buy a pair of sunglasses for all that squinting < knows a sawsall can make any tires fit stock v not a monster, but smells like one 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
k9sar Posted January 28, 2019 Share Posted January 28, 2019 ^ is insensitive to a person's ... aroma < currently smells like garlic v has issues with garlic.... and sunlight Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Slartibartfast Posted January 29, 2019 Share Posted January 29, 2019 ^ can't blame the garlic for that smell < can't eat sour cream and onion chips because they remind me of middle school gym class v thinks oatmeal is a spice Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mjotrainbrain Posted January 29, 2019 Share Posted January 29, 2019 ^ had a traumatizing gym class experience < thanks milk is spicy v needs to trim their nose hair Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RedPath88 Posted January 29, 2019 Share Posted January 29, 2019 ^ still hasn't grown hair anywhere below his eyebrows < will never be compared to a gorilla v really misses his hair Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Slartibartfast Posted January 30, 2019 Share Posted January 30, 2019 ^ talks about hair despite being a hairless pink cat < has just enough hair to get in the way v went streaking once and was mistaken for a sasquatch Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mjotrainbrain Posted January 30, 2019 Share Posted January 30, 2019 ^ needs to discuss with @RedPath88 and decide if I'm hairy or not < now not sure if hairy v has knuckle hair so long it gets tangled Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RedPath88 Posted February 18, 2019 Share Posted February 18, 2019 ^ is confusing himself with everybody else < turned his work phone off and enjoyed his low-key weekend v needs to get a job... lazy bum! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mjotrainbrain Posted February 18, 2019 Share Posted February 18, 2019 ^ doesn't want to admit he lost his charger < flips burgers like a pro v smells almost as bad as their Pathfinder that one time they soaked the carpets in a mudhole Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RedPath88 Posted March 10, 2019 Share Posted March 10, 2019 ^ might be on to something < turned work off again v needs to do the same Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RedPath88 Posted April 25, 2019 Share Posted April 25, 2019 ^ is right... about himself < may be talking to himself v wants to join in but doesn't want to interrupt my self-conversation Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Slartibartfast Posted April 25, 2019 Share Posted April 25, 2019 ^ is talking to himself again < knows it's only a problem if you hear someone else answer v is the voice that keeps answering Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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