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  1. LittleFR

    Killed another possum today. Shockingly with no injury!! My dog went nuts like last time. I went outside with a flashlight (this time) and a gun and prior to poking the possum with a stick started firing with fervance. And my giant dog Rusty drug him off and buried him, all is right with the world.

    1. sociopath

      sociopath

      dude possums are harmless they just look ferocious bcuz theyre BLIND . and actually they DONT play possum with u at all. its not a game...they actually are so overwhelmed they faint. yes faint like a fluttery princess. also did u know possums are the only marsupial on this hemisphere? yep gotta go down under to see sum kangaroos and koalas to equate our possum. so give the buggers a fainting chance they are nomads - they wander and roam and will go on their way . but get them nasty racoons...

    2. sociopath

      sociopath

      racoons are deadly to us and dogs in many many many ways we must rid us from the racoon

    3. LittleFR

      LittleFR

      All pests and rodents. I don't like deer, trees, bunnies or anything the liberal media says is good.

  2. LittleFR

    Nursing my hand. Got attacked by a possum... It died fast but i think I'm dying slow.

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    2. Slartibartfast

      Slartibartfast

      What, no whiskey to pour on it?

    3. LittleFR

      LittleFR

      Running out of whiskey may have been what lead to the issue in the first place.

    4. Slartibartfast

      Slartibartfast

      Possums do get pretty mad when they run out of whiskey.

  3. LittleFR

    My wife brought me Trinidad Scorpion and Habanero pepper hot sauce back from Mexico... I made chicken wings, WRONG!!!!!!!! When I die from this no embalming fluid will be necessary.

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    2. mjotrainbrain

      mjotrainbrain

      If it's from Mexico and it says 'hot', it means volcano, lol

       

    3. LittleFR

      LittleFR

      It's like volcano meets a tornado in a trailer park. I put it up for party laughs but I can't eat two of the 4 different sauce bottles she brought me.

    4. mjotrainbrain

      mjotrainbrain

      Sounds like the perfect thing to give to unsuspecting guests!

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