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  1. devonianwalk

    Stuck inside. I hate this summer heat!

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    2. nismothunder

      nismothunder

      Get new AC

       

    3. Nefarious

      Nefarious

      most dry summer that I can even remember. only 2 days of real rain all summer and i live on the westcoast of BC!

    4. nunya

      nunya

      Summer days, drifting away to oh.. those su-ummer nights!

  2. devonianwalk

    I'd like a beater trail rig so I can "un-clinch" my driver seat on tough obsticals.WD21?

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    2. ferrariowner123

      ferrariowner123

      oh god. NOOOOOOOO

    3. PaMountianbiker

      PaMountianbiker

      just beat on the R50 it'll take it

    4. Trench

      Trench

      4W60?

  3. devonianwalk

    I don't want to be awesome ... I want to be drunk.

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    2. nismothunder

      nismothunder

      I did.

    3. nismothunder

      nismothunder

      I did again.

       

    4. 90seven

      90seven

      Lol

  4. devonianwalk

    What's on my mind huh?

    1. ferrariowner123

      ferrariowner123

      tacos, its always tacos with me...

    2. nunya

      nunya

      whats on the mind of the soccer loving miata driver? we all know what that is...

    3. Slartibartfast

      Slartibartfast

      A quart or so of cerebrospinal fluid?

       

  5. devonianwalk

    Not viewing that "Why's my junk so short" thread anymore.

    1. nismothunder

      nismothunder

      So, you only viewed it for a week?

       

    2. devonianwalk

      devonianwalk

      Yeah. Had a lot to digest.

    3. Slartibartfast

      Slartibartfast

      Finally figured out the reason, though.

       

  6. devonianwalk

    Mmm - but she blinded me with science "She blinded me with science!" And failed me in biology

    1. Alkorahil

      Alkorahil

      I don't believe it!

      There she goes again!

      She's tidied up, and I can't find anything!

      All my tubes and wires

      And careful notes

      And antiquated notions

       

    2. nunya

      nunya

      poetry in motion...

    3. devonianwalk

      devonianwalk

      I'm glad I'm in perfect harmony!

       

  7. devonianwalk

    My doctor told me that I wouldn't have so many nosebleeds if I'd keep my finger out of there.

    1. kdj

      kdj

      My kindergarden teacher has been telling me that...for years now.

    2. theexbrit

      theexbrit

      If you pick your nose long enough your head will cave in.........

       

    3. snowboard419

      snowboard419

      funny my wife said the same thing, about the nosebleeds anyways

  8. devonianwalk

    ahfroe7439 thj4-wt jwerpt[- Damnit cat, get off of my keyboard!

    1. ferrariowner123

      ferrariowner123

      HAHA

    2. theexbrit

      theexbrit

      LOL!!

  9. devonianwalk

    Why does Windex think I need the "stream" option? Do they think I want to snipe the stains off of my windows?

    1. RedPath88

      RedPath88

      Just to annoy you haha

    2. ferrariowner123

      ferrariowner123

      Mount a scope on it and see how accurate it can be!

  10. devonianwalk

    Ever try to drink a beer with a bloody nose? Kind of sucks really.

    1. 5523Pathfinder

      5523Pathfinder

      Ok, I've heard of a bloody beer, but that's a bit much

    2. stalker

      stalker

      Redbeers..? there pretty good

  11. devonianwalk

    I've got a finger the size of ...

    1. 5523Pathfinder

      5523Pathfinder

      Your mom!

    2. nunya

      nunya

      thats what HE said!

  12. devonianwalk

    I don't have to type whats on my mind.

    1. nunya

      nunya

      yes you do

       

    2. nismothunder

      nismothunder

      But how can we learn too please you with out you telling up?

  13. devonianwalk

    Viewing Topic: Why is my junk so short?

    1. nunya

      nunya

      You must get the hot lunch special!

    2. nismothunder

      nismothunder

      Did you find that on Kyles facebook?

       

  14. devonianwalk

    In alcohols defence, I've done some pretty dumb @!*% while completely sober too.

    1. nunya

      nunya

      i blame THOSE moments on coffee, it's not my fault I swear!

    2. ferrariowner123

      ferrariowner123

      Boredom is usually my greatest enemy.

  15. devonianwalk

    It takes a lot of balls to golf the way I do.

    1. nunya

      nunya

      Driving ranges will kick you out if you use a baseball bat... 1st hand experience

    2. kdj

      kdj

      Ha...I read that a couple of times and I just got it! I thought you meant you were a bad golfer. Ha.

  16. devonianwalk

    Yeah Yeah .. have you heard the news today?

    1. PaMountianbiker

      PaMountianbiker

      What ???

  17. devonianwalk

    Wakka-wakka-wakka!

    1. nunya

      nunya

      Meep Meep, Meep Meep Meep!

  18. devonianwalk

    I need a garage, I'm tired of this shade tree!

    1. Der_Vier

      Der_Vier

      hang up a tarp

  19. devonianwalk

    Glory hallelujah! I resurrected my wife's Honda from the grave!

    1. nismothunder

      nismothunder

      Honduhs never die, they simply get more rust and use more oil.

  20. devonianwalk

    Ever hold a fart so long you swallowed it?

    1. Tungsten

      Tungsten

      no

  21. devonianwalk

    I was just about to poke a hole in my Miata's trunk when I realized I had grabbed the wife's Honda key!

    1. nunya

      nunya

      can't hurt it, it's only a miata

  22. devonianwalk

    I can't seem to shake that xylophone single from the Looney Tunes out of my head.

    1. theexbrit

      theexbrit

      Gotta love anything Looney tunes!

  23. devonianwalk

    %$#! .. just broke another nail cracking open a cold one. :/

    1. Slartibartfast

      Slartibartfast

      First world problem?

       

  24. devonianwalk

    Boom goes the dynamite!

    1. nismothunder

      nismothunder

      No, Boom goes my rear end.

       

  25. devonianwalk

    SO ready to go camping again. Weather is cooperating now ..

    1. nunya

      nunya

      go then?

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