BigMike Posted May 9, 2005 Share Posted May 9, 2005 thing any one has ever said too you? i got a couple, 1. did i ever think that my dad hit an 18wheeler on purpose to get a new truck 2. that i dont have this special power called "hollabillaty" that all domestic autos seem to have, AKA the ability to holla at the ladies (pick up chicks) 3. that people who have dropped out of HS are inable to call a Lambo ugly because of the simple fact that they have no degree and are stupid and whos opion is invalid 4. that 31s on a bronco are bigger than 31s on a Pathfinder the list goes on too, mind you this is one person Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dnodog Posted May 9, 2005 Share Posted May 9, 2005 dumb things 1} do dogs get sick 2 so did you paint over the jeep{pathy is now fire engine red} 2oh you are a vet...... so do you like animals? and my personal favorite you rode horses romthe time you were a boy?have ya ever fell off? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Harbinger Posted May 9, 2005 Share Posted May 9, 2005 (edited) A few years ago I got: You live in idaho? Do you guys still have to circle the wagons when the indians attack? as well as: Do you ever just pull a potato out of the ground and eat it? Edited May 9, 2005 by Harbinger Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pezzy Posted May 9, 2005 Share Posted May 9, 2005 If I was at work I could fill this page in about 15 minutes... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Precise1 Posted May 9, 2005 Share Posted May 9, 2005 Well Harbinger, do you ? A few unforgetables I have... "You have a large vocabulary for a machinist..." "Do you have a brass magnet ? "Do you know who I am ?" No, neither do I give a F... "Who do you think you are ?" Hmm, stumped me there... "Do you think I'm fat ?" "Are you riding your motorcycle ?" when I'm at a store counter in full leathers (and wearing a helmet). My answer was a calm "No, I just fall down a lot..." "Doesn't it hurt if you crash ?" "Is that you ?" "The check engine light has been on for 10 miles, the car is smoking, acting funny and something smells like it's burning. What should I do ? Should I stop ?" OK, thats enough for now; I seem to have started twitching after I typed the last one... B Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vsicks Pathy Posted May 9, 2005 Share Posted May 9, 2005 My mate told me that.......... 1. Iraq was involved in 9/11. :o 2. There are WMD in Iraq. :help: 3. Iraq could use its (imaginary) WMD within 20 minutes. What a joker he is. He had me laughing for hours. :bow: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gorilla Man Posted May 9, 2005 Share Posted May 9, 2005 jeeps are better Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jj big shoe Posted May 9, 2005 Share Posted May 9, 2005 "Why are you getting a divorce?" "Look how clean it smells." "You can't get there from here." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DJ Dank Posted May 9, 2005 Share Posted May 9, 2005 This one is great....about a month ago, I called to order a pizza. But my place is pretty much smack in the middle and equidistant from two different store locations. So I use my cell to call one place and figure they'd tell me ok or just give me the # of the other place. So the guy tells me to call the other place and proceeds to give me the number. Now everyone knows that you can store a phone # one your cell in the middle of a call...just by dialing the number and hitting "store" or save while the person is still on the line. "484" Ok I dial and say "484" "4344" he says. "4344..ok cool thanks." And I save the #. "Oh you know you gotta hang up first before you dial the #" "Oh is THAT how these things work?" Thats why you work at where you do my friend. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
treywurst Posted May 9, 2005 Share Posted May 9, 2005 Ok, My wife is German and they do not put ice in most drinks. We are sitting at Waffle House and my wife orders a Coke with no ice....she drank her Coke...then after the meal my wife orders "a glass of ICE water"....I swear to God the waitress asked "do you want ice in it?"....HAHAHA! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Harbinger Posted May 9, 2005 Share Posted May 9, 2005 Well Harbinger, do you ? lol no, I can't say I have. Its hard enough to find a idaho grown product in idaho unless your picking it out of the fields. We ship all of ours out and ship washington stuff in :-) Although I have had to circle the wagons a few times, the native americans like to rile the horses. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BigMike Posted May 10, 2005 Author Share Posted May 10, 2005 Well Harbinger, do you ? lol no, I can't say I have. Its hard enough to find a idaho grown product in idaho unless your picking it out of the fields. We ship all of ours out and ship washington stuff in :-) Although I have had to circle the wagons a few times, the native americans like to rile the horses. ahahha, hell we just get the occational arrow in the tire carrier here Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Precise1 Posted May 10, 2005 Share Posted May 10, 2005 ^ *snicker* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr. Pickles Posted May 11, 2005 Share Posted May 11, 2005 My mate told me that.......... 1. Iraq was involved in 9/11. :o 2. There are WMD in Iraq. :help: 3. Iraq could use its (imaginary) WMD within 20 minutes. What a joker he is. He had me laughing for hours. :bow: :secret: Funny, I seem to remember a certain Dubbyathedumba$$ trying to convince the world of something along those lines a couple years ago. Curiously, he seems to have a different story these days though. But, if I went into discussing that guy, I'd fill this post quick. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vsicks Pathy Posted May 11, 2005 Share Posted May 11, 2005 My mate told me that.......... 1. Iraq was involved in 9/11. :o 2. There are WMD in Iraq. :help: 3. Iraq could use its (imaginary) WMD within 20 minutes. What a joker he is. He had me laughing for hours. :bow: :secret: Funny, I seem to remember a certain Dubbyathedumba$$ trying to convince the world of something along those lines a couple years ago. Curiously, he seems to have a different story these days though. But, if I went into discussing that guy, I'd fill this post quick. Hmmmmmm. I think you'd be shot down in a flash. -thnkboutit- Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Runnerman Posted May 11, 2005 Share Posted May 11, 2005 I have a couple... Do you guys still live in Igloos? Houses in Canada? Ya right. Wow you offroad in that? (this is where I was pulling a jeep out on the river lol) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pezzy Posted May 11, 2005 Share Posted May 11, 2005 Do you guys still live in Igloos? of course.. I have a mountie standing outside mine to guard it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SC88Pathy Posted May 11, 2005 Share Posted May 11, 2005 My mom: "Slow down!" Less than a minute later: "We're going to be late!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Slick Posted May 12, 2005 Share Posted May 12, 2005 OMG.. I could go on fer days....but here are soem I remember off hand... 1) staring at me on the ground...after watching me fall off my horse... "Did you just fall off?" 2) Wheeling in the Jeep....some dude pulls up to me and says "so, you like wheelin?" 3) friend watched me as I got bucked off n broke my ankle... she looked at me and said "that sh!t hurt huh?" 4) Just came out of the operating theatre after I had my broken ankle repaired. They take me to my bed..and the lady visiting the girl next to me says "oh....I bet you're glad you had that operation"...WTF.... 5) Driving my S-10 just to see how fast it would go, and my buddy decided he wanted to join me while I did this....I got the truck up to 127mph and my friend in the passenger seat says.. "hey... you inna hurry or somethin?" HERE'S YER SIGN...................... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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