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Web acronyms for old guys...


Pezzy
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BELOW ARE THE CODE WORDS APPROPRIATE FOR YOUR AGE GROUP AND INTERESTS:

 


     
  • ATD: At The Doctor's
  • BFF: Best Friend Farted
  • BYW: Bring Your Wheelchair
  • BYOT: Bring Your Own Teeth
  • CBM: Covered By Medicare
  • CUATSC: See You At The Senior Center
  • DWI: Driving While Incontinent
  • FWB: Friend With Beta Blockers
  • FWIW: Forgot Where I Was
  • FYI: Found Your Insulin
  • GGPBL: Gotta Go, Pacemaker Battery Low!
  • GHA: Got Heartburn Again
  • HGBM: Had Good Bowel Movement
  • IMHO: Is My Hearing-Aid On?
  • JSMP: Just @!*% My Pants
  • LMDO: Laughing My Dentures Out
  • LOL: Living On Lipitor
  • LWO: Lawrence Welk's On
  • OMMR: On My Massage Recliner
  • OMSG: Oh My! Sorry, Gas.
  • GRDF: Gotta Run, Depends Full
  • ROFL... CGU: Rolling On The Floor Laughing... And Can't Get Up
  • SGGP: Sorry, Gotta Go Poop
  • TTYL: Talk To You Louder
  • WAITT: Who Am I Talking To?
  • WTFA: Wet The Furniture Again
  • WTP: Where's The Prunes?
  • WWNO: Walker Wheels Need Oil
  • LMFGA: Lost My &^%*ing Glasses Again
  • GLKI: Gotta Go, Laxative Kicking In
  • OSTL - Oh @!*%, Too Late!

 

*runs from :bwack:*

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You forgot the all important STFU which seems to apply here also... ;)

 

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KMA. (...and I am not talking about the guys who make bumpers.) :D

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