Men are just happier People

[fleurys]

I was cleaning my emails and saw this one that I kept because it always makes me smile a bit...

 

Have fun and don't take it too seriously !

 

 

;-)

 

 

 

Men Are Just Happier People

 

 

 

NICK NAMES

 

· If Laura, Kate and Sarah go out for lunch, they will call each other Laura, Kate and Sarah.

 

· If Mike, Dave and John go out, they will affectionately refer to each other as Fat Boy, Dickhead and @!*% for Brains.

 

 

 

EATING OUT

 

· When the bill arrives, Mike, Dave and John will each throw in $20, even though it's only for $32.50. None of them will have anything smaller and none will actually admit they want change back.

 

· When the girls get their bill, out come the pocket calculators.

 

 

 

MONEY

 

· A man will pay $2 for a $1 item he needs.

 

· A woman will pay $1 for a $2 item that she doesn't need but it's on sale.

 

 

 

BATHROOMS

 

· A man has six items in his bathroom: toothbrush and toothpaste, shaving cream, razor, a bar of soap, and a towel.

 

· The average number of items in the typical woman's bathroom is 337. A man would not be able to identify more than 20 of these items.

 

 

 

ARGUMENTS

 

· A woman has the last word in any argument.

 

· Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument.

 

 

 

FUTURE

 

· A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband.

 

· A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife..

 

 

 

SUCCESS

 

· A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend.

 

· A successful woman is one who can find such a man.

 

 

 

MARRIAGE

 

· A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn't.

 

· A man marries a woman expecting that she won't change, but she does.

 

 

 

DRESSING UP

 

· A woman will dress up to go shopping, water the plants, empty the trash, answer the phone, read a book, and get the mail.

 

· A man will dress up for weddings and funerals.

 

 

 

NATURAL

 

· Men wake up as good-looking as they went to bed.

 

· Women somehow deteriorate during the night.

 

 

 

OFFSPRING

 

· Ah, children. A woman knows all about her children. She knows about dentist appointments and romances, best friends, favorite foods, secret fears and hopes and dreams.

 

· A man is vaguely aware of some short people living in the house.

 

 

 

 

 

THOUGHT FOR THE DAY

 

A married man should forget his mistakes. There's no use in two people remembering the same thing!

 

 

 

 

 

[Soccerstudd5]

[Precise1]

A great one every time I run across it!!

 

B

[nunya]

 

THOUGHT FOR THE DAY

 

A married man should forget his mistakes. There's no use in two people remembering the same thing!

 

 

 

 

 

classic!

[Precise1]

So how do you forget when you are constantly reminded??

 

B

[nunya]

simple mind

[tekazgtr1984]

Hilarious!

 

Thanks for sharing.

[Pezzy]

 

[GrimGreg]

 

ARGUMENTS

 

· A woman has the last word in any argument.

 

[Pezzy]

ARGUMENTS

 

· A woman has the last word in any argument.

 

 

Don't you start with me!!

[nunya]

Do it! Start with her!

[GrimGreg]

Don't you start with me!!

To late, already did: " Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument."

 

 

[Slick]

:rofl: :rofl: hahahaha awesome

[180sx]

Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha!!! Had my wife "LOLing."

 

Jose

[daftpup]

Laugh if you want...but those are all true 95% of the time.