MrJim Posted May 8, 2010 Author Share Posted May 8, 2010 If the WalMart front door greeter knows you by name now, you might be a redneck Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MrJim Posted May 9, 2010 Author Share Posted May 9, 2010 If you take your wife to K-Mart for special occassions, you might be a redneck Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MrJim Posted May 9, 2010 Author Share Posted May 9, 2010 If your girl has other men's names tattooed on her body, you might be a redneck. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MrJim Posted May 9, 2010 Author Share Posted May 9, 2010 If you yell things out to the characters on the screen at the movie theater, you might be a redneck Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MrJim Posted May 9, 2010 Author Share Posted May 9, 2010 If your dog is "yourname" JR and your son is "yourname" the third, you might be a redneck. Its a little scary how easy it is for me to come up with these. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
4X4pathy94 Posted May 9, 2010 Share Posted May 9, 2010 If you have more zipties holding parts on your pathfinder than actual fastners you might be a redneck Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
4X4pathy94 Posted May 9, 2010 Share Posted May 9, 2010 If you can relate to any of the stated redneck jk's you might be a redneck Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GrimGreg Posted May 9, 2010 Share Posted May 9, 2010 If you think putting on a clean, white, ribbed tank top is dressing up, you might be a redneck. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BIGPHIL Posted May 9, 2010 Share Posted May 9, 2010 Where I grew up a redneck with an old F350 had two HUGE rebel flags hanging from two actual flag poles.... it was great. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TerranoNZ Posted May 9, 2010 Share Posted May 9, 2010 If you've ever driven your Pathfinder into a river to tow a jet boat to deeper water (Guilty) If your dog gets dirty looks for not picking up your crap. If your vehicle has smoke stacks and is not an 18 wheeler. (Brother will be guilty) If you refer to an education as "Book lurnin". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nismothunder Posted May 9, 2010 Share Posted May 9, 2010 If you ever took a Lincoln Continental four wheeling, you might be a redneck. (guilty again) Do old 80s C-vics count... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RJSquirrel Posted May 9, 2010 Share Posted May 9, 2010 If you own more cars that don't run than do... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dhardison Posted May 9, 2010 Share Posted May 9, 2010 You straight pipe your Nissan pickup truck http://nashville.craigslist.org/cto/1728763774.html Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pezzy Posted May 10, 2010 Share Posted May 10, 2010 If you tie your TV antenna to the outdoor fridge in the back lawn... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Simon Posted May 10, 2010 Share Posted May 10, 2010 If you tie your TV antenna to the outdoor fridge in the back lawn... Classic! Don't forget to mention "of the trailer!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BIGPHIL Posted May 10, 2010 Share Posted May 10, 2010 If you have your dog trained to open the fridge ,get a beer, and close the fridge....wait that just means you have a pretty cool dog lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Slick Posted May 10, 2010 Share Posted May 10, 2010 if you think yellin across the trailer park is "cellular service" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dagwoodzz Posted May 10, 2010 Share Posted May 10, 2010 If you have ever been refused service at a car wash, you might be a redneck. Wait a minute, that's 90% of NPORA Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GrimGreg Posted May 10, 2010 Share Posted May 10, 2010 If you have a brother named Darrel and an other brother named Darrel, you might be a redneck. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
5523Pathfinder Posted May 10, 2010 Share Posted May 10, 2010 If you refer to the color of your camaro, as the same color of your wifes eye shadow..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tungsten Posted May 10, 2010 Share Posted May 10, 2010 If you get ammo for Christmas... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nismothunder Posted May 10, 2010 Share Posted May 10, 2010 If you drive a Internal Harvester,you might be a red neck... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tungsten Posted May 10, 2010 Share Posted May 10, 2010 (edited) If you drive a Internal Harvester,you might be a red neck... INTERNATIONAL HARVESTER?????????????? Edited May 10, 2010 by Tungsten Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nismothunder Posted May 10, 2010 Share Posted May 10, 2010 It you drive a 94 toyota pickup with stacks,you might be a rednech... (I know what I meant...) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TerranoNZ Posted May 11, 2010 Share Posted May 11, 2010 If you get ammo for Christmas... Or give INTERNATIONAL HARVESTER?????????????? Maybe he did mean internal harvester For harvesting organs... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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