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THINGS THAT ARE DIFFICULT TO SAY WHEN DRUNK:

 

1. Innovative

2. Preliminary

3. Proliferation

4. Cinnamon

 

THINGS THAT ARE VERY DIFFICULT TO SAY WHEN DRUNK:

 

1. Specificity

2. Anti-constitutionalistically

3. Passive-aggressive disorder

4. Transubstantiate

 

THINGS THAT ARE DOWNRIGHT IMPOSSIBLE TO SAY WHEN DRUNK:

 

1. Thanks, but I don't want to have sex.

2. Nope, no more booze for me.

3. Sorry, but you're not really my type.

4. Taco Bell ? No thanks, I'm not hungry.

5. Good evening, officer. Isn't it lovely out tonight?

6. Oh, I couldn't. No one wants to hear me sing karaoke.

7. I'm not interested in fighting you.

8. Thank you, but I won't make any attempt to dance, I have no coordination.

9. Where is the nearest toilet? I refuse to vomit in the street.

10. I must be going home now as I have work in the morning

 

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I thought this was pretty funny/ true....

THINGS THAT ARE VERY DIFFICULT TO SAY WHEN DRUNK:

 

1. Specificity

2. Anti-constitutionalistically

3. Passive-aggressive disorder

4. Transubstantiate

 

Cant say some of those sober

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:bounce: i think i should test the above theory tonight..... i will let you know the results.. if i can type by then :friday: Edited by Slick
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I thought this was pretty funny/ true....

 

THINGS THAT ARE VERY DIFFICULT TO SAY WHEN DRUNK:

 

1. Specificity

2. Anti-constitutionalistically

3. Passive-aggressive disorder

4. Transubstantiate

ok.... that's as far as i got........ am i officially "drunk"??? headscratch.gif:chairfall:

 

imma bit slow with #3 :blink:

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