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  1. Alkorahil

    Where, oh where, are you tonight? Why did you leave me here all alone?

    1. PHR

      PHR

      Rob! Azzo told me we are never alone on NPORA. Merry christmas. :-))

    2. RobynInOK

      RobynInOK

      I searched the world over & I thought I found true love...you met another & (RAZZBERRY!!) you were gone!!

  2. Alkorahil

    How doth the little crocodile Improve his shining tail,And pour the waters of the Nile On every golden scale! How cheerfully he seems to grin, How neatly spreads his claws, And welcomes little fishes in With gently smiling jaws!

  3. Alkorahil

    Fox, socks, box, Knox. Knox in box. Fox in socks. Knox on fox in socks in box. Socks on Knox and Knox in box.

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    2. 5523Pathfinder

      5523Pathfinder

      Great, now we have to have to talk about tweedle beetles

    3. Bubbley11

      Bubbley11

      I'll get the cook book

    4. Alkorahil

      Alkorahil

      when tweedle beetles fight, its called a tweedle beetle battle.

  4. Alkorahil

    Fox, socks, box, Knox. Knox in box. Fox in socks. Knox on fox in socks in box. Socks on Knox and Knox in box.

  5. Alkorahil

    Where, oh where, are you tonight? Why did you leave me here all alone?

    1. vagabond

      vagabond

      I,m sitting at gate playing security til midnite

    2. nunya

      nunya

      you met another and you were gone!

    3. devonianwalk

      devonianwalk

      I was passed the eff' out!

  6. Alkorahil

    Where, oh where, are you tonight?

  7. Alkorahil

    Maybe there is an alternate universe where kittens look at pictures of us.

    1. nunya

      nunya

      nope, they just look at pictures of kittens

    2. PHR

      PHR

      Should we advertise in the parallel universe for our politicians?

  8. Alkorahil

    Common Sense Tells You The World Is Flat.

    1. Tungsten

      Tungsten

      Maybe if you live in Texas :D

  9. Alkorahil

    No matter where you go, there you are.

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    2. nunya

      nunya

      lord of the ring toss?

       

    3. lint

      lint

      Buckaroo Bonzai!

       

    4. nunya

      nunya

      Ka-Bong!

  10. Alkorahil

    No matter where you go, there you are.

  11. Alkorahil

    "The American Republic will endure until the day Congress discovers it can bribe the public with the public’s own money." -Alexis de Tocqueville, 1835

  12. Alkorahil

    Shoot for the Moon. Even if you miss, you'll land among the stars. Of course, then your eyeballs will boil and your lungs explode from decompression. But that's what you get for being a damn showoff.

    1. Slartibartfast

      Slartibartfast

      And 'land among' is more like 'get sucked into, crushed, and vaporized by'

       

    2. nunya

      nunya

      shooting the moon makes someone dislike sitting for a wHile...

       

  13. Alkorahil

    Even if you miss, you'll land among the stars. Of course, then your eyeballs will boil and your lungs explode from decompression. But that's what you get for being a damn showoff.

  14. Alkorahil

    Consistency: It's only a virtue if you're not a screwup.

    1. nunya

      nunya

      But cosnistantly screwing up makes people ask for less?

    2. Slartibartfast

      Slartibartfast

      It makes them ask why you're still sleeping on their couch.

  15. Alkorahil

    When you earnestly believe you can compensate for a lack of skill by doubling your efforts, there's no end to what you can't do.

  16. Alkorahil

    Some Places Remain Unknown Because No One Has Ventured Forth. Others Remain So Because No One Has Ever Come Back.

    1. nunya

      nunya

      Whos to say they didn't WANT to leave though?

    2. Slartibartfast

      Slartibartfast

      Or they were so underwhelmed that they didn't tell anybody about it. Sort of like when I tell people where I live, they've never heard of it.

    3. krmiller07

      krmiller07

      Parts is parts !

  17. Alkorahil

    When you wish upon a falling star, your dreams can come true. Unless it's really a meteorite hurtling to the Earth which will destroy all life. Then you're pretty much hosed no matter what you wish for. Unless it's death by meteor.

    1. 5523Pathfinder

      5523Pathfinder

      Have you been reading Jack Handy?

    2. Pezzy

      Pezzy

      LMAO!

       

  18. Alkorahil

    the Human species is an odd one, they kill each other over what they think happens to them after they die and fail to see the freaking irony in that.

    1. Tungsten

      Tungsten

      lol

    2. andreus009

      andreus009

      Well said

  19. Alkorahil

    No single raindrop believes it is to blame for the flood.

    1. rwd5021

      rwd5021

      Should they?

  20. Alkorahil

    was that negative??

    1. Jimmy.Spekta

      Jimmy.Spekta

      Yes, Actually.

  21. Alkorahil

    There are old pilots, and there are bold pilots, but there are very few old, bold pilots.

  22. Alkorahil

    What did I tell you about going to Cleburne???

  23. Alkorahil

    Drink!

    1. nunya

      nunya

      no problem!

    2. RJSquirrel

      RJSquirrel

      Sir Yes Sir, Right away sir!

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