devonianwalk

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%$#! .. just broke another nail cracking open a cold one.

ahfroe7439 thj4-wt jwerpt[- Damnit cat, get off of my keyboard!

At least, we meet for the first time for the last time ..

Boom goes the dynamite!

Ever hold a fart so long you swallowed it?

Ever try to drink a beer with a bloody nose? Kind of sucks really.

Glory hallelujah! I resurrected my wife's Honda from the grave!

I can't seem to shake that xylophone single from the Looney Tunes out of my head.

I don't have to type whats on my mind.

I don't want to be awesome ... I want to be drunk.

I have a prodruding hip ... it's not a "semi"

I need a garage, I'm tired of this shade tree!

I was just about to poke a hole in my Miata's trunk when I realized I had grabbed the wife's Honda key!

I was throwing bass, she was throwing back midrange.

I'd like a beater trail rig so I can "un-clinch" my driver seat on tough obsticals.WD21?

I've got a finger the size of ...

In alcohols defence, I've done some pretty dumb @!*% while completely sober too.

It takes a lot of balls to golf the way I do.

Mmm - but she blinded me with science "She blinded me with science!" And failed me in biology

My doctor told me that I wouldn't have so many nosebleeds if I'd keep my finger out of there.

Not viewing that "Why's my junk so short" thread anymore.

Ooo that's funky, that's funky. Like nine cans of shaving powder. That's funky!

Pull out the lips and over the gums. Watch out testicles, here I .. WHHHhaaaaat?

SO ready to go camping again. Weather is cooperating now ..